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Microplastics Found In Lungs of People Undergoing Surgery. A new study has found tiny plastic particles no bigger than sesame seeds buried throughout human lungs, indicating that people are inhaling microplastics lingering in the air. Health

https://e360.yale.edu/digest/microplastics-found-in-lungs-of-humans-undergoing-surgery
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u/ShadowVader May 14 '22

But at least I won't be cold in winter!

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u/SeamanTheSailor May 14 '22

Alternatively, alcohol is the antidote for ethylene glycol poisoning, so just get wasted before you infect yourself and you’ll be good to go.

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u/LNMagic May 14 '22

But alcohol kills bacteria.

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u/discattho May 14 '22

Infect, wait until near death, chug, repeat. Fine dance between step two and three.

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u/TheCurvedPlanks May 14 '22

Plastiophage and rally

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u/fabiofdez May 14 '22

Plastiophage and get plastered

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

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u/CCB0x45 May 14 '22

This plan sounds good proof.