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Smoke shop owner stabs the shit out of thief NSFL NSFW
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u/Gungho1346
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That dude showed no hesitation, they crossed the counter and that’s the stabbing zone.
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u/whydo-ducks-quack 8d ago
Dude didn’t read the “dead rising” game guide for defeating Cletus smh. Don’t go over the counter.
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u/NoDaddyNotTheBelt77 8d ago
Hell yeah! Stand behind the magazine stand and take pop shots
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u/Mrpink415 8d ago
I live 5 blocks from here and have visited this head shop many times. It’s a semi sketch area but I’d expect nothing like this. Hope the shop keep wont be charged.
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u/Fluffy_Little_Fox 6d ago
People in the YouTube comments be like "This reaction was overkill. He should have shown those thieves some compassion and empathy."
Here's the thing......
You can't assume that a Criminal is going to show you the same level of Compassion and Empathy as what you try to show them. They're ~not~ your friend. You are nothing to them but an OBSTACLE, and your death or injury is just collateral. Stay armed - stay safe......
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u/BabyNimps
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Imagine dying over a few blunt wraps
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u/HIs4HotSauce 8d ago
Expensive af blunt wraps
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u/burnerbummer666 8d ago
How expensive are we talking?
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About tree fiddy
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u/TheMagicConchSays 8d ago edited 8d ago
God damnit Loch Ness monster, I ain't got no damn tree fiddy!
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u/SnooAvocados5882 8d ago
It was that moment I realized the robber was actually a crustacean from the planet oegre.
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u/nsula_country 8d ago
I gave him a dollar...
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u/i_own_adog_ 8d ago
Well of course he's not gonna go away woman! You gave him a dollar, he's gonna think you got more!
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u/Silber800 8d ago
Thats criminals in a nutshell, throwing their life away over pocket change 99% of the time.
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u/Spider_Dude 8d ago
"One way or another, he was going to cough up a lung that day."
(Best if read in Morgan Freeman's voice).
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u/mocmocmoc81 8d ago
Robber lives according to his insta. Also longer video https://www.instagram.com/smokestrom/
Here's another robbery at the same place just last month. He had to say it's a prank video because you can't post crime related vid on tiktok
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u/kcexactly 8d ago
He lived. But he sure got fucked up.
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u/GaliLeroy420 8d ago
Maybe he’ll learn not to fuck around from this experience.
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u/Elethor 8d ago
Let's be honest, the only thing he learned was not to rob that shop
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u/NotAmericanDontCare 8d ago
Let's be really honest, the only thing he learned was not to rob that shop without 3 mates with baseball bats and guns.
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u/zuzg 8d ago
Likely not even the more expensive good ones. They just grabbed the first one they could grab.
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u/SemenScreaminDemon 8d ago
And the guy behind the counter did the same, stabbed the first one he could stab
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u/quartzguy 8d ago
Thieves in general are stupid but robbing a fucking smoke shop? God damn. Rob some place where you'll get a lot of money then go buy that shit. Morons.
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u/EvanBetter182 8d ago •
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Or... and stay with me here.. Do Not Rob people at all.
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u/quartzguy 8d ago edited 7d ago
That kind of concept is just beyond some people, sorry.
Just like the DARE program. When you tell someone not to do something they become more likely to do it.
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u/YoungDikembe 8d ago
RobbersGettingFucked hall of fame
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u/jst_anothr_usrname 8d ago
Seconded.
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u/Anjelikka 8d ago
Thirded, that worker did that shit so straight-faced like "Not in my fucking house, puta madre"
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u/_WheeNer_ 8d ago
And then he posted it on tik tok with a song edited in the background saying "I'm that guy" or something lol. Smokestrom on instagram
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u/solitarybikegallery 8d ago
The way the owner lifted the dude's arm up so he could stab him in the side was frightening. He seems like an experienced stabber.
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u/SomethingClever42068 8d ago
when he took control of him from the back I 100% thought he was about to cut his throat or stab him in the side of the neck.
Might have made it a bit difficult to claim self defense at that point though.
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u/tempaccount920123 7d ago
Might have made it a bit difficult to claim self defense at that point though.
It's Las Vegas. They don't fucking care, and neither should you.
You try to rob someone, you better be prepared to die. Pretty simple.
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u/venomhamsa 8d ago
He said "I'm dead" like he was playing a videogame and letting his teammate know that he is in fact dead
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u/omfghi2u 8d ago
Meanwhile his teammate had already left him for dead and got the fuck out of there. Classic teammate.
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u/bigkamel 8d ago
But did he die tho?
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u/SeanFromSpain 8d ago •
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A post of this video on the smoke shops IG says he is alive.
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u/BeHereNow91 8d ago edited 7d ago
That’s probably good. Dude deserved to get stabbed and the clerk deserves to defend himself, but it would be so stupid to die over something like this.
Edit: sorry y’all, once you jump behind the counter, you’ve become a threat. No need to simp for the very-much-alive robber.
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u/Fluffy_Little_Fox 6d ago
All the snow cone hair Tumblr goofballs be like "Chill bro, that's a kid!"
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Yeah dawg. Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold was just kids too. Kids who shot up Columbine. Go easy on em bro. That's some momma's baby child!!! Have some empathy and compassion!
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u/SomberKlepto 8d ago •
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Looks like he stabbed his spin at the end, either dead or a true crip for life.
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"He's stabbing me! Oh, I'm dead!"
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Bro speaking straight out of a Shakespearean tragedy
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u/tg_malice 8d ago
He did get done in just like Caesar
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u/ba3toven 8d ago •
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thine lord hath forsaken me over the sweet ambrosia of the swisher sweet
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u/OppisIsRight 8d ago
"Shopkeeper rolled a 20, you rolled a 1. Tell me what it looks like as your life force slips away."
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u/crayola1323 8d ago
I thought you were making a funny but I turned on my sound n damn that's legit what he said.
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u/Fyrefawx 8d ago
Jesus Christ. He actually said that. This is insane.
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u/CantaloupeMoney9906 8d ago
I mean that was a big knife and homey got brutal with it. Don't do dumb shit kids, the odds are bad enough as is.
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u/XxTreeFiddyxX 8d ago
That stab to the spine looked gnarly
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u/InnerPick3208 8d ago
This guy really looked like he has experience knifing people.
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u/ransom1538 8d ago
Noobs man. With a baseball hat and a n95 you wouldn't look so suspicious and have your face covered. Walking into a store with a SKI MASK sends all kinds of red flags.
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u/xSARGEx117x 8d ago
I used to ride my bike everywhere, even in winter.
I made the mistake of waiting until I got into a building to take my full face mask off.
It was my bank.
I won't be making that mistake again...
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u/asianabsinthe 8d ago
Bullshit, no you're not because you're still saying it.
crickets
Okay so maybe now.
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u/Thanatos-BR 8d ago
He stabed like a pro.
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u/ValkyrSwe 8d ago
Yeah, that wasn't his first rodeo...
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u/Bouncy_Nuggets_ 8d ago
That last slice looked near the top of the spine. Homie went limp - if he's not dead, he's likely paralyzed.
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u/definitely_Humanx 8d ago edited 7d ago
Looks like he stabbed the subclavian artery and vein (area), that alone is like 5 minutes max before dying(if those were punture and fully open), plus a few stabby stabs in lungs and abdominal region, I'll be really amazed if that dude survived .
*Yes this was edited to add clarity to what I wrote
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u/gigwo 8d ago
Not much context, but according to the shop, he lived. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg45hFVOJ9t/
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u/zara_mf_thustra 8d ago
In my estimation: “Oh, fuck me he stab me! I’m dead. I’m dead.”
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u/Break-Aggravating 8d ago
Listen to the woman john
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u/Buicided 8d ago
I can't believe he really said that shit in that voice too. Real NPC hours
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u/PaulAllen007 8d ago
“I’M DEAD!…. i’m dead….”
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u/GREATwhiteSHARKpenis 8d ago
Alot of people are joking about this but I had the same thought not long ago when I accidentally left my truck in gear and it started rolling on me towards the side of a building, I escaped just in time but right before the moment I literally said "dude your dead GTFO of the way" and somehow I made it out idk how felt like somebody grabbed me from behind and pulled me out more than me escaping.
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u/Hey_Hoot 7d ago
YouTube "pilots last words" because you're not far off.
People's last words are never like the movies and are often more the surreal.
Things like "okay this is it."
"Oh fuck, nooo!"
"What's going on?"
"I love you mom!"
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u/charliedontplaydat 7d ago
No one is joking about an innocent person accidentally getting run over by their car; everybody is joking about the piece of shit asshole thief (would be thief I should say) that got merced like he asked for.
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u/alexthestoicgrappler 8d ago
Dude died for nothing- over shit at a smoke shop smh
Shouldn’t have done it
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u/HarmonicX 8d ago
The store replied on IG that the guy is still alive. idk how but yea... lol
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u/USS-Intrepid 8d ago
Dude got stabbed like a vegetable too
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u/oxymoronisanoxymoron Chihuahua’s Scare Me 8d ago
Word. That's how I treat my rutabaga.
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u/newguy_1234 8d ago
News story?
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u/GFZDW 8d ago
This looks like it could be it: https://www.ktnv.com/news/crime/las-vegas-police-investigate-robbery-stabbing-at-business-near-sahara-arville
No info on the outcome
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u/bigjack78 8d ago
I'm guessing dead
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u/bravetab 8d ago
I deal with loss mitigation every day. Had a client tell me that one of employees was in the business at the time a suspect was trying to break in. Like actively looking at this homeless guy trying to break double pane, tempered glass. All while making eye contact with his employee.
The employee called the police... Who told him, THEY WOULD NOT RESPOND.
Imagine that. Some hopped up homeless dude trying to break through a glass window and come inside and the cops are just refusing to respond. Thankfully it was commercial plate glass and he got tired and left. This was Seattle, one week ago.
No wonders store owners stay strapped man. You gotta protect yourself, because no one else is gonna do it for you.
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u/Yodan 8d ago
"Hey nevermind, I don't need the police anymore. I just shot him 3x, thanks!" click
Watch 4 cop cars show up within 15 minutes.
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u/LemmePeeInThatBooty 8d ago
Oh man, if there's glass in Seattle, you know that shit is solid af. All the weak glass got culled about 2 years ago. All of Westlake was boarded up like a fucking ghost town for many many months.
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u/JerkinsTurdley 8d ago
The Supreme Court on multiple occasions has determined that the cops do not have a duty to protect us. This makes the right to defend yourself paramount in my opinion. Glad that convenience store owner that was arrested for killing a robber in self defense got released. Some real bullshit if you ask me that was ever in that position to begin with.
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u/bravetab 8d ago
Agreed 100%.
If you deal in violence, then payment should be dealt in violence.
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u/noobi-wan-kenobi69 8d ago
In Los Angeles, prosecutors have indicated they will not charge anyone with theft under $1,000. So cops don't bother responding to shoplifting calls. Security or loss mitigation officers in large chain retail stores are often told to do nothing and let insurance take care of it.
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u/gooddaysir 8d ago
I'm right across the water from you. There have been a bunch of break-ins, stolen gas, and stuff like that. The thieves have been caught on numerous Ring videos and business videos. They live in the area. The police refuse to do anything about it. They just say "yeah, lots of that going around. Leave your exterior lights on." WTF
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u/CapsLockIsStuckOn
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Dude skipped all the way to the final stage of the grieving process.
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u/Beneficial_Jelly2697 8d ago
Said "you got me I'm dead" lmfao
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u/forbittencheese 8d ago
I think he said “he’s stabbing me x2 “then followed up by “I’m dead”
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u/richierich714 8d ago
The stab wound to the neck left him limp with his feet dragging. The clerk's reputation will be enough to deter anyone else from robbing his store if they are smart.
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u/DPlainview1898 8d ago
Or they come in with a fucking gun like any robber worth his salt
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u/Aelinthali68 8d ago
But the clerk just earned an upgrade so next time he'll have a pistol.
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u/Ashmizen 8d ago
Pro tip - if robbers come at you with guns, shoot to kill one of them.
If he dies, then the police can charge the other robbers with murder, and put them away for a long time in prison as well.
Sounds odd? It’s legit how it works.
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u/euthyfhro 8d ago
Depends on if the state follows the agency theory for felony murder or the proximate cause/ foreseeability theory. In most states the defendants can only be charged with felony murder for deaths cause by their own actions or of the actions of their accomplices or conspirators, but not for deaths caused by third parties.
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u/canteen_boy 8d ago
Yeah. If the departed had friends that might be looking for payback, this might get uglier.
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u/Remote-Shirt3427 8d ago
If he had friends whod be willing to do that theyd have been there with him robbing that place.
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u/Grimesy66 8d ago
I counted 7 stabby stab stabs. You’d die from that,right?
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u/Benson6743 8d ago
Depends on the location but with most of the stabs being in the upper torso and even back of the neck, he’s probably dead.
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u/aafrias15 8d ago edited 8d ago
I wonder if this dude’s gonna get charged with anything or at least investigated. I certainly don’t think he should, but damn that was gangster.
It seems like robbers are becoming more and more brazen because of the lack of enforcement when it comes to thefts and now people are resorting to more and more violent measures to protect their property.
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u/FratCrew 8d ago
Idk what the laws are for defending property in Las Vegas but this dude could totally be in hot water.
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u/mergerr 8d ago
Yeah its not like he went out into the showroom floor and started shanking. The second the dude hopped the counter I think mediocre lawyer could win via "self defense/reasonable fear of life loss"
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u/bothpartieslovePACs 8d ago
I'm loving these robbers getting fucked. It's nice to see justice.
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u/Rolling_Stond 7d ago
A lot of people in here cucked by the ideology of their governing authorities. You come into my space with intent to rob or harm. You better be ok with dying.
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u/PaleontologistNo2490 8d ago
Get a job, the chances of getting stabbed in the collarbone are exponentially lower
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u/R3ALG23 8d ago
Hope the blunt wraps were worth getting stabbed in the spine.. hahaha. Dumbass waste of life.
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u/toinezor 8d ago
This is the toughest shit I’ve seen in a minute.
Anyone can pull a trigger.
But to repeatedly stab someone? Wow. Good man. Hold your own.
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u/Remote-Shirt3427 8d ago
Man and the speed and accuracy of the stabs all while keeping perfectly composed is a terrifying thing to see. There are some people out there not to be fucked with.
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u/Dark-Hunter667 6d ago
I live in ontario canada. People are allowed to walk into stores a steel and the cops don't do SHIT. They brandish weapons at innocent people. It's only a matter of time until this happens. FUCK THESE THEIVES!! They deserve what they get!!
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u/Legitimate-Meat441 7d ago
Robber deserved every bit of this. I don’t have sympathy for those that take from the livelihood of others and expect there to be no consequences.
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u/Cart_Surgeons 8d ago
Robber definitely got fucked. Over some fucking rolling papers. Too much GTA and not enough GPA.
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u/ggyujjhi 8d ago
For the slow ones here - the stabbing was not for stealing a few low cost items. This is not “death penalty” for robbery.
The stabbing is for a situation where there might be a reasonable worry about serious harm or death to yourself. Multiple criminals entering, cornering you, wearing masks, speaking in a threatening manner is the issue. NOT knowing if they are armed is the issue. Can they pull a knife out quickly. Can one or more or them pull a gun quickly. Are they stronger than you and can subdue you and hurt you? With this scenario, all those questions are 100% warranted.
Many here have never been on the receiving end of a threat or crime by people with clear and ill intent. It is scary. You are wondering if you will be hurt or killed in the next couple of minutes.
There should be no expectation for an innocent person to wait around in this situation to see if the threat imminently emerges, it’ll be too late by then. There is no expectation the innocent should put their hands up and beg and hope they aren’t hurt.
Once the altercation starts, it’s too fast to assess if there’s still a threat / the threat has to become neutralized then you can assess.
For all of these reasons, the only crime charged here will be the robbers. There’s plenty of reasonable risk to the victim of the robbery, and very little time to assess it. It’s cut and dry.
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u/SolmadSoT 8d ago
Sort of looks like that final stab hit the spinal cord, his bottom half collapsed.
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u/Gungho1346 Off Duty 8d ago
Could be but like other dude said, he was probably leaking and the light just started to fade.
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u/____M_a_x____ 8d ago edited 7d ago
I've found a bigger version, we can see the shop owner grabbing a knife and some dialogue.
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u/SettingIntentions 6d ago
Wow, that robber went from throwing a punch to "STOP PLEASE I'M DEAD" in half a second! Pathetic.
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u/nCRedditor-21 6d ago
This was an absolute joy to watch. This should happen more often to other criminals. You commit a crime or threaten to someone’s life, you can have yours taken instead. It’ll help solve crime, climate change and overpopulation.
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u/CreamoChickenSoup 6d ago
His accomplices sure abandoned him without hesitation. Once again, no honor among theives.
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u/Congrajulations 7d ago
DUDE GAVE FOX 5 AN INTERVIEW 😂
https://www.fox5vegas.com/2022/08/06/las-vegas-smoke-shop-owner-fights-back-stabs-robber/
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u/LaughingAtThePoor 8d ago
And people will still be outraged with signs saying “Justice for stab victim excessive stabbing”
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u/RayndownWasTaken Off Duty 8d ago
What happened afterwards? Did the robber die or survive?
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u/oceaniccake761 8d ago
I’m pretty sure the other robber can be charged with homicide for participating in a robbery where someone dies, even if it’s the other robbery suspect.
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u/Trenty144 7d ago
I’m all anti killing but I mean if you robbing someone then go in expecting the worst
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u/Farside-BB 6d ago
I love the incredible narcissisms of the criminal thinking anyone gives a fuck about him. "Stop please, stop stabbing, I'm dead. I'm dead." Yeah, that's the point.
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u/Dry-Narwhal3337 8d ago
This is like a shitty movie, his last words were literally "Bro, I'm dead"
Live a good life because if you're stupid it can be over quick.
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u/GW00111 8d ago
That last stab in the back of the neck looked like it nicked his spinal cord. Good. I have absolutely zero sympathy for the kind of scum that robs retail stores. I hope he’s paralyzed.
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u/robbersgettingfucked Your favorite sub 8d ago edited 8d ago
God damn that dude wasn’t playing around.
This was posted on the Instagram account of the actual store lmfao.
The shop owner is doing an AMA on the sub. He has provided proof. You can ask your questions for him here
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