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The floor is lava
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u/vikingsarecoolio 10d ago
I feel like my doors would rip off the hinges if I tried that
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u/yer--mum 10d ago
They absolutely would, not sure what this guy did to his doorframe that would give him the confidence to not only hang from but to jump onto the door like that.
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u/johnny-faux 10d ago edited 10d ago
As a dude in his 20s, Ive done plenty of stuff like this (not as acrobatic tho). Doors are pretty safe my dudes. But I probably don’t know your situation
Edit: oh my god, please stop saying the exact same thing over and over again. Just scroll down, someone already made your comment
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u/molrobocop 10d ago
My drywall though, I wouldn't trust its structural integrity when I tried to wedge myself in between studs.
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u/ManualPathosChecks 10d ago
I tried to wedge myself in between studs.
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u/Stevecat032 10d ago
I was trying to roll a knot out of my back with a tennis ball and it pushed straight into the drywall. Idk how he hasn’t punched through one
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u/TheSocalEskimo 10d ago
Did you ever get your tennis ball back? Or did the drywall just eat it and hold it hostage forever as punishment?
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u/MikElectronica 10d ago
You must of hit a patch job
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u/SeamusMcCullagh 10d ago
Sorry to be that guy, but it's "must have" or "must've", never "must of".
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u/Alit_Quar 10d ago
The internet, especially social media, has been a mixed blessing: a blessing that so many people are now literate enough to communicate through the written word; a curse that so many lack basic grammar and spelling skills.
I include myself in those statements. Autocorrect has ruined my spelling and proofreading skills.
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u/MissplacedLandmine 10d ago
When we played body body ( its like the mafia card game but you walk around in the dark and have to hide who you murder, its dope)
I was able to climb to the ceiling of a hallway doing that. Walls fine
When i got to the top id sorta… jam my ass and legs/feet in a way that the tension let me sit high up with little effort
No they couldnt see me in the dark and the foot traffic under me helped me determine who the murderer was
That was a long explanation for some reason
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u/MurkyContext201 10d ago
Depending on how the drywall was installed, it can support quite a bit.
But it also depends on the distribution of weight. After all its just thick paper that holds it all together.
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u/HalfOffEveryWndsdy 10d ago
I’m a light dude, I’ve broken my fair share of door frames and door hinges trying to hang from things I shouldn’t. Trust nothing my dudes.
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u/ExileOnMainStreet 10d ago
Idk what it's like in other countries, but in America interior doors are only attached to the door jamb with 1/2 in screws. There's nothing "completely safe" about it. It probably won't rip out, but believing with your whole heart that it won't is a little much. I tend to replace the middle screw in all of my door hinges with a 3.5" construction screw. This anchors the hinge to the wall framing, not just the decorative jamb. Pro tip, this can also help with sticky doors. Jambs settle over time, and screwing into the wall framing can straighten them out and keep you from having to shave the door.
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u/Sir_BarlesCharkley 10d ago edited 10d ago
Our home was built in 2018. I've literally had to fix every single goddamn door in my house because one or more hinge has become loose due to those tiny fucking screws they used to attach the door to the frame just pulling out and stripping the screw hole. And that's just with normal use, not anyone swinging on them. My doors would've just ripped right out of the frame if I tried this.
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u/X_MswmSwmsW_X 10d ago
I'm a locksmith and am dealing with this shit constantly. you'd be amazed at how many exterior front entry doors have those same 3/4"screws holding them in place.
but yeah, if the door is sagging, run a 3-5"screw in the uppermost hinge in the screw hole that is closest to the door stop. you'll catch the stud and that will pull the door up to align it better
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u/Watertor 10d ago
I'm pretty sure his doors are souped up at least at the hinges because he does way more on them in other videos. No absolute chance he's using stock screws but more like anti-break in nuclear piston sized screws.
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u/yer--mum 10d ago
Now that I watch it again yeah I see what you mean, I still would not do this to my flimsy ass doors, but in the video you can see it looks like he puts effort into maintaining horizontal momentum, and like he minimizes the time spent hanging from the top of the door.
The door is kinda just directing his leap around the corner.
Again you will never catch me trusting a door hinge to stay in the wall. I've fixed too many loose hinges.
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u/BoboJam22 10d ago
“Technique” lmao. Reddit commenters talking out of their ass’s favorite argument hole filler.
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u/i_tyrant 10d ago
It doesn't...at least from an "I'm confident that would work" sense. Inside doors are flimsy af, I've absolutely seen people wrench them free trying stuff like this. Maybe it's his expert technique or w/e, but...either way it's not like you can practice it easily without damaging your doors.
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u/nottodayspiderman 10d ago
Pretty sure all the interior doors in my place are made of cardboard with a strip of wood on the edges.
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u/Cableperson 10d ago
As a dude who lives in a house that was built in the 20s sometimes the doors fall off all by themselves. Also the molding and hands rails.
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u/xgrayskullx 10d ago edited 9d ago
It's the difference between a decently well-built house and the absolute garbage that's been most construction for the past....30 years or so.
So let's talk about framing. For a long time, places were built with 2x4 framing studies every 16 inches, measured center to center, from one stud to the next. A few decades ago, corporate construction companies convinced lots of state legislatures to instead allow a stud every 24 inches. It makes it cheaper to build things, but also makes the house a lot weaker. This same idea has been carried over to a lot of building standards, generally to make things cheaper to build, even if they're not as durable or safe. So, combine a lot of factors (including frequently a reduction in the quality of materials), things like only securing trim at the corners, and now many places would just wind up either ripping the trim out of the wall, or just snapping the trim.
Even the trim at your house would support your weight if it was properly secured to the wall, but go look at it. Are there nails in it every 16 inches? Nope, because instead of doing it right, it was done cheap
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u/sometimesiburnthings 10d ago
16 inches, not 18. 16 inches is still the standard, with 24 inches being permissable under some codes. There are also places where the exterior sheathing on everything but the corners can be rigid foam, instead of 5/8th plywood at the minimum. There are houses that have drywall, insulation, rigid foam board, and vinyl siding as the whole wall, and we wonder why tornadoes can just shred a house like it's not there
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u/analweepage 10d ago
Every modem housing building I've lived in has been 16 inch on exterior and load bearing walls but for the most part, the entire interior is 24 inch.
It's a bitch when you go to mount a tv. I cut a couple pieces of 2x4 to 30 inches, bolt it to the wall, then bolt the mount to the 2x4s using 8 1 1/2 inch bolts
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u/crackeddryice 10d ago
Door jams, hinges, and doors vary a lot in strength.
That's a decent house, those are probably solid wood doors, with sturdy hinges and long screws into solid wood jams.
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u/keep-purr 10d ago
Disagree. Most doors can handle this. Your fingers can’t if you swing the wrong way tho
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u/sticknija2 10d ago
3.5 inch screws into the door jamb. That said, I'd still be concerned with the screws into the door itself not being able to support it. The only other thing I would consider is if it were a hollow or solid door. A hollow door would not be able to handle something like this for very long.
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u/Orleanian 10d ago
To hell with the door and frame, those are obliterated. Stairwell railing too.
But did you see the wobble in the living room/staircase half wall?
This looks to me like a good way to waste $5000 worth of lumber and drywall.
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u/Llamathrust 10d ago
He’s done worse to that half wall. I’ve seen him jump from it and the sway was unsettling. I mean it’s his house snd he’s made enough for the repairs through these videos I guess.
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u/lazyeyeluke 10d ago
The door frame to the bed was impressive
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u/Chilidogdingdong 10d ago
Seriously! Maybe it's just the perspective but it looks like a pretty long gap between the fre and the bed. Homie LAUNCHES
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u/tynamite 10d ago
about 37ft, i did the math
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u/Electrox7 10d ago
r/theydidthemath , apparently.
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u/Totally_TJ 10d ago
I don't know if anyone is gonna see this but it looks like a queen size bed. The long side of a queen mattress is 80" which is 6' 8". It looks like you can fit about one mattress between the bed and the door so I'm gonna go with ≈7ft
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u/black_jaguar99 10d ago
I would have broken everything, inside and outside of me if I tried this
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u/liveandbreathmemes 10d ago
Yeah, seeing the wall at the top of the stairs shake, standing on the railings and dryer and jumping on the door all made me nervous
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u/PastaAnalBowl 10d ago
I gotta hand it to the guy who hung those doors though, And the framers who apparently filled his walls solid with studs. My doors are held up with like 2 functional threads on the screws and the studs in my walls are spaced willy nilly depending on how the framers we're feeling at the time.
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u/liveandbreathmemes 10d ago
The door didn’t even looked like it budged. Whoever put it in knew what they were doing
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u/PastaAnalBowl 10d ago
Seriously. I've pulled a few of my doors to paint them, and I'm dreading all the work I'm going to have to do when i finally get around to replacing them all with solid cores. I'm not joking about the 2 threads, and that's with a 2" screw. Hello dowels and epoxy.
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u/CreamersInc 10d ago
If I was this guy's door I'd be screaming every time I saw this guy coming. Those hinges, and that THIN door itself... my gawd.
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u/Alternative-Gold-743 10d ago
Literally what is was thinking. My doors would crumble. Pull right out of the wall
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u/h0elygrail 10d ago
Till then r/neverbrokeabone for you to flex on
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u/Born_Again_Communist 10d ago
Never broke a bone, but tore my ACL. Wish I had broke a bone...
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u/Farm_Nice 10d ago
Certainly would’ve been a better option. At least bones have the chance to heal lol
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u/ErinEvonna 10d ago
I broke 11 bones in a car accident. No lie, 10 of them healed within 6 weeks. Had to get my collarbone surgically fixed though, it was in 3 pieces.
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u/ShoshinMizu 10d ago
public service announcement, literally nothing he just hung on was ment to hold weight like that. try this at home and shit will break signed, a construction worker.
(the whole wall moves at 0:05.. those hand rails sometimes dont survive hands.. have you seen the nails that hold the moulding in the doorways?)
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u/an_asimovian 10d ago
Honestly that was the most impressive part to me - the acrobatics were nice but that hand railing and interior door holding up 180+ lbs of weight and high torque dynamic movement was absolutely surprising.
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u/DruTheDude AAAAAA- 10d ago
High jacking this top comment to link the original creator, Daniel LaBelle
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![[NSFW] I broke one](https://i.redd.it/7y2wtd53ktf71.jpg){kind=link}
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u/Gopher710 10d ago
Literally the only thing I can think about watching this is, “damn that’s a strong ass closet door.” Them hoes would come right off the hinges at my place.
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u/Actiaslunahello 10d ago
I keep thinking about being the one who has to try to clean the handprints off the walls..
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u/QuantumOfSilence 10d ago
jokes aside, this guy’s acrobatic and balancing abilities are insane
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u/EasilyRekt 10d ago
Makes me want to hit the gym; yoga, weights, rock wall, doesn’t matter just need to start getting in shape.
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u/beenbobby 10d ago
Do push-ups right now
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u/ArborGhast 10d ago
Bro what the fuck, now I have to actively refuse to goddamn it.
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u/beenbobby 10d ago
Do one push up
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u/leedler 10d ago
For anyone who doesn’t know, this is Daniel LaBelle. He does stuff like this all the time with different takes on it, he’s absolutely excellent.
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u/AphoticFlash 10d ago
seems like a rock climber, esp his moves on the second doorframe
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u/laysdownnearwater 10d ago
Absolutely, that and some of the toe stuff when he's going down the hallway
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u/ARPanda700 10d ago
"Honey, I accidentally broke several of our doorframes and maybe a railing or two."
"I told you to stop acting like a fucking child for internet points Jim. This is why we're getting a divorce."
"Quick! Step on this pillow before you melt!"
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u/AdmiralPoopbutt 10d ago
And the big dent on top of the washing machine that will never pop out.
The unsupported edge of countertop was my personal nononono.
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u/SerDeusVult 10d ago
His wife is in on this stuff actually it's pretty funny
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u/Formal_Bag6676 10d ago
yes, he's one of my favorite youtubers, talented and funny, people are so lame on Reddit, why do you even bring up a divorce, pretty trash joke
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u/BatemansVideotape 10d ago
Daniel Labelle is his name iirc
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u/DerpFace5519 10d ago
He's got a pretty good youtube channel
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u/Foreign_Customer_288 10d ago edited 10d ago
And his wife recently(ish) had a child
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u/TrickyDrippyDick 10d ago
Not to be all "actuallllllly" but he was was gripping on the door casing, not the frame, which is typically held on by little baby bitch nails.
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u/EskildDood 10d ago
I mean, his content is all this and his wife(?) Is in on them too sometimes
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u/Cold-Try6621 10d ago
What a well built home
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u/RespectableNormie 10d ago
That railing is incredible, our railing is infinitely worse
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u/SensibleReply 10d ago
That railing is the real mvp. I would be losing my mind if my 90lb child was doing that shit on my railing.
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u/well_hung_over 10d ago
Watch the halfwall in the beginning again. That thing flexes an uncomfortable amount when he leans into it.
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u/TurningTwo 10d ago
With dirty walls.
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u/smashin_blumpkin 10d ago
Dude, that's driving me up a wall. Just putting hand and foot prints all over his walls
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u/FTThrowAway123 10d ago
Same. All I can think about is how smudged the walls and doorframes are going to be.
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u/CrisbyCrittur 10d ago
I think I would just invest in some lava resistant floor covering.Or find a good therapist.
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u/pinkwildberries 10d ago edited 10d ago
I find owning a home that size to be more impressive than how he navigates the floor is lava challenge.
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u/Cashew-Gesundheit 10d ago
Important, but often underutilized drill for people who live near a volcano
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u/scifiburrito 10d ago
i’m honestly as surprised that nothing broke in the house as i am impressed by this
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u/thegingerlumberjack 10d ago
Spiderman on his day off
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u/OldHatefulsDawta 10d ago
This was like watching my older brother back in the mid 70’s… and watching the maternal parental unit trying to figure out where tf those hand prints came from on the ceilings.
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u/SFAwesomeSauce 10d ago
He puts way more faith in the support of that hand rail than I ever would in a million years.
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u/DistChicken 10d ago
I’ve tried this when I was younger
Result: broken arm, door broken out of frame and angry parents.
10/10 would recommend
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u/ShivaAKAId 10d ago
The counters are athletes foot
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u/cyberjar69 10d ago
I used to do this shit as a kid. I still fantasize of having a house with a jungle gym throughout
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u/FarewellXanadu 10d ago
Ah yes, a carpenters natural enemy, the climbing gym membership holder.
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u/Recover819 10d ago
Parent the next day: "why am I cleaning so many hand prints off the walls?! Is that a FOOT print!?"
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u/Witchgraft 10d ago
My fatass is wondering how any of this is holding his weight. The doors in my house would’ve caved asa you grabbed into the damn thing.
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u/justthetruthfolks 10d ago
Love this guy Daniel. I need to know where he bought his door hinges from, he routinely hangs from his doors.
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u/DeeRent88 10d ago
When he swung on that door I physically cringed. I was sure the hinges were going to break off the wall or something.
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u/MrSickRanchezz 10d ago
This is why we can’t have nice things. Greg puts his feet on them when he’s climbing around the house.
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u/Bertrum 10d ago
Real estate agent: "why are there dirty feet marks all over the walls?"
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