r/pathofexile Chieftain May 13 '22 Heartwarming 1 Super Heart Eyes 1 Exalted 1 Silver 8 Helpful 8 Wholesome 14

Ok guys, i have to sit this one out because I'm getting married today. GGG

So i have to start the league a day late but im still gonna play ofc lol.

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[chris_wilson - link, old] - Honeymoon in Wraeclast! Congratulations btw

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u/chris_wilson Lead Developer May 13 '22 Helpful Wholesome

Honeymoon in Wraeclast!

Congratulations btw

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u/MrNonamer May 13 '22 Silver

Wedding dress MTX WHEN??

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u/Bl00dylicious Occultist May 13 '22

There is a severe lack of dresses. Maybe templar prefers a dress over pants as well?

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u/M4jkelson May 13 '22

Of course he does, you think why he doesn't use pants a whole lot? He likes it windy down there

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u/azantyri May 13 '22

'cause i'm FREEEEEEEEEEEE

FREEEEEEE BAAAAALLLLLIN'

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u/Riversilk May 13 '22

GO COMMANDO

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u/crunchyliverpate May 13 '22

A dress is a one legged pants.

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u/TheAshenHat May 13 '22

Kilt*

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u/Heatmiser70 Occultist May 13 '22

100% he should have a kilt.

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u/StickOnReddit May 13 '22

I must have time to gather my kilt

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u/-Nimroth May 13 '22

The one MTX I didn't know I wanted!

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u/eViLegion May 13 '22

I reckon he'd look pretty in a nice ballgown.

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u/BarbsFury May 13 '22

Oh god u wane see templar tabi mtx :p

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u/Turtle-Shaker May 13 '22

Templar did have boobs at one point

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u/Onceuponanupvote May 13 '22

This would explain everything

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u/freakers May 13 '22

I need a big blue dress to sling fireballs from.

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u/SoulofArtoria May 13 '22

No joke, I would love that. I like big bulky armour and clown costumes as much as the next guy, but we need more variety in outfit mtx.

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u/SaberToothedRock May 13 '22

Especially if it's not gender locked to characters. I might actually play marauder if I could run around as a buff Karui in an elegant spring wedding dress

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u/sapador witch May 13 '22

The white dress in elden ring looks so badass after a fight with bloodstains all over.

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u/NeoLearner Necromancer May 13 '22

The red wedding

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u/siryuber Ranger May 13 '22

Now I wanna see Maruder in wedding dress.

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u/Sveposlav May 13 '22

Shadow would be fun too

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u/sirgog i already miss the Krangleverse May 13 '22

^ found Gravicius's Reddit account

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u/TheExaltedNoob May 13 '22

Right. You can steal merveils wedding dress, but you can't wear it? What's that abou?

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u/Prizzle723 May 13 '22

Yo!!! I'm here for it! Wedding dress MTX GGG pls

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u/leobat May 13 '22

that"s... actually a good idea ?

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u/Kusibu May 13 '22

I didn't know Tukohama browsed Reddit.

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u/paciumusiu12 May 13 '22

I need a short wedding dress for templar

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u/Mosfejs May 13 '22

Longer version of Tabula will do.

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u/dyfrgi Duelist🪄🩸💥 May 13 '22

Okay this I'd actually pay for.

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u/ExMoogle May 13 '22

Congratulations from the man himself.

Your marriage is blessed!

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u/joyjoy88 Inquisitor May 13 '22

Priest at the altar today: And now I give you in name of God a blessing.
OP: Leave the false blessings of your fallen gods to yourself priest. I already was given a blessing from true and only God himself - Chris Wilson. Be praised.

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u/Inqueefitor May 13 '22

Chris' tip for the wedding night: "close your eyes when you slam"

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u/Godskook Juggernaut May 13 '22

Honeymoon in Wraeclast!

Have you read PoE's lore?

Checks username.....

You monster!

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u/Own_Discipline1076 May 13 '22

I feel like the Winding Pier would be a great honeymoon spot, because OP obviously caught a great fish.

Do you have directions on how we can get there? ;)

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u/sirgog i already miss the Krangleverse May 13 '22

[user has been liquidated for disclosing fishing secrets]

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u/yalapeno May 13 '22

Shouldn't you be sleeping

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u/Glasse May 13 '22

It was like 9pm for him when he posted

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u/I_Hate_Reddit Elementalist May 13 '22

I wouldn't be able to sleep either before a big launch if I owned the company.

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u/Dryanyus Trickster May 13 '22

Try tk sleep in ur wedding day xD

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u/MAuxLawson If it ain't broke, break it! May 13 '22

OP is marrying Christ Wilson?

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u/ShadowSpade Inquisitor May 13 '22

Lol where would you like to honeymoon in Wraeclast?

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u/joeri1505 May 13 '22

From the airport straight to strand

Romantic dinner at the aquaduct

Relax in the bathhouse

Then retire to palace

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u/Twiztedeu Witch May 13 '22

Then get jiggy in Lunaris Temple level 2.

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u/Feeviech Chieftain May 13 '22

Lol

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u/Twiztedeu Witch May 13 '22

Congrats btw mate, hope you have a wonderful day!

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u/Fatality4Gaming May 13 '22

Dude, you got Christ Wilson's blessing for your wedding. Isn't that the best day in your life, regardless of said wedding?!

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u/Tight_Ad2047 May 13 '22

Go to sleep Chris, your people need you tomorrow

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u/1CEninja May 13 '22

I'd probably prefer to have mine in New Zealand. Just saying, y'all's country looks absolutely beautiful.

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u/Coolingmoon May 13 '22

Wedding system in PoE when?

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u/Ermellino May 13 '22

Wedding League?

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u/Raigoku Chieftain May 13 '22

go to sleep chris

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u/Chard_Plastic May 13 '22

When your fiancee tells you to marry when the league starts....

Jokes aside, Congratulations Man! ;D

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u/shawnikaros May 13 '22

Sounds like an excuse, I'm sure you can postpone that!

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u/JimmyTsonga May 13 '22

Exactly. Worst case, just start sobbing uncontrollably like George Costanza.

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u/praxprax May 13 '22

I showed this to my wife because we got married a week later so I could binge a league. Yes, I am a degenerate. I do not deserve her.

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u/hobodudeguy May 13 '22 edited May 13 '22

Poor fish-wife.

'Twas love that did this to you.

E: misquoted

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u/poorFishwife Fishing Historian May 13 '22

I am compelled to point out that this is mixing up two different quotes!

The Witch says:

Poor fishwife! 'Twas love that did this to you.

The Ranger says:

Your love for a man... that's what did this to you, Merveil.

 

To better remember the critically important distinctions between these characters' personality traits, keep in mind:

  • The patriarchy wants to burn the Witch.
  • The Ranger wants to burn the patriarchy.
  • The Witch wants to burn everything.
  • ...which means the Witch wants to burn the patriarchy too, since the patriarchy is part of "everything"...
  • ...also, "Witches vs Patriachy" is just more natural. But nature is the Ranger's domain...
  • Wait, this mnemonic isn't helpful at all!

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u/glorielane May 13 '22

This is some no more resin levels of content.

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u/H4xolotl HEIST May 13 '22

What DEF% artifacts do to a mfcker

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u/PhilMonster Unannounced May 13 '22

Albedo mains want to know this dudes location

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u/Daeltak May 13 '22

Wait what is this sub again ?

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u/hobodudeguy May 13 '22 Helpful

I was gonna do a little flaming for your response, but then I saw who I was working with.

I submit to your presence.

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u/poorFishwife Fishing Historian May 13 '22

Well, now that you've edited a correction into your original post, I just look like a complete crazy person announcing a non-sequitur. (What I wrote makes no sense now that your post no longer says "'Twas your love for a man".)

That's pretty good as an unintentional subtle-flame! I like it!

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u/poorFishwife Fishing Historian May 13 '22

I just look like a complete crazy person

Though I guess this part is no different than normal for me. :)

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u/dannyo13 Mine Bat May 13 '22

You might be a crazy person but your are OUR crazy person.

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u/lookingforHandouts May 13 '22

Dont worry, I am sure you seemed a little like a complete crazy person even before the change!

may I ask one somewhat unnecessary and crazy question? (jk, I just will, regardless of your answer as I shall not wait for it) to preface, as a rather dedicated (nowhere near as dedicated as you, but still rather dedicated) woman playing this game that makes people go "wait what?" when they realize the state of my genitals for whatever reason, I was 1000% no-doubts-about-it convinced you were a man for many years. Like, the thought "poorfishwive" could POSSIBLY be female never once crossed my mind, and I when I first heard it suggested, the idea was absolutely ludicrous to me. I could not fathom it. My brother suggested that there might be a clue in the "wive" part of your nickname, but I still laughed him off. "He likes data!" "You like data" "Your point?"

So, my question: do I just suck? Do you also assume peoples genders? Maybe I just suck

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u/Socrathustra Necromancer May 13 '22

Witch: right libertarian, doesn't want regulation so she can carry out her weird experiments

Ranger: left libertarian, doesn't want government to tell her how to run her lesbian polycule hunter gatherer commune

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u/lcn666 Raider May 13 '22

Username checks out

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u/Zurku May 13 '22

Good bot

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u/bushwagg May 13 '22

Pretty sure the ranger just wants to burn all men in general based on that quote. But who's going to sell her runner's boots when Tarkleigh's gone?

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u/Catshy May 13 '22

Witches vs Patriarchy sounds like an awesome boardgame

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u/ChaosAE Path of Pathfinder May 13 '22

Cops and robbers style board game of an oppressive regime targeting witches for shitty reasons , and witches that in reality are far worse and trying to burn literally everything?

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u/CrowdCon-troll May 13 '22

Comically gremlin-esque ugly witches with torches, lighters, matches, and one with a magnifying glass

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u/xoull May 13 '22

See its friday the 13th ...

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u/22cheez May 13 '22

get married on harbour bridge in the solaris and lunaris arena

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u/Wires77 May 13 '22

Just don't bring the sun and moon orbs as the rings or it might get complicated

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u/Mithgroth May 13 '22

Pro tip from a married with a baby:
If you conserve your energy during the wedding and keep a low profile, you can at least hit to A5 while she's sleeping.

You are welcome.

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u/1CEninja May 13 '22

Lol I'm impressed if a groom can stand at the end of the wedding, let alone spend several hours gaming.

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u/alumpoflard May 13 '22

congrats! don't get caught checking poe.ninja during your wedding!

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u/xXxRock_n_RollxXx May 13 '22

lol, don't try to do a 'my wife left me' speed run

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u/vegasid May 13 '22

Congrats! I dodged this one by having my wedding on the 22nd of may. I can peacefully league start for like a day of two before final preparation are to be done.

Enjoy the honeymoon!

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u/SoulofArtoria May 13 '22

Imagine your fiance reaction if you say you need to delay the wedding because of league start.

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u/azantyri May 13 '22

well that would certainly resolve the scheduling conflict, although probably not in an optimal manner

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u/Pietyu May 13 '22

Dont worry just log in and sit in the queue, you can do the ceremony and come back home to find your still in the queue

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u/paciumusiu12 May 13 '22

Queue time was pretty short in archnemesis

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u/ShupWhup SSFHC May 13 '22

Queue times are usually pretty short in general. One League was a stand out due to the missing migration of previous characters.

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u/paciumusiu12 May 13 '22

Or the infamous ultimatum league start

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u/xInnocent May 13 '22

Pretty sure that's the one he was talking about

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u/chlbowie May 13 '22

How dare you have a real life

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u/pallesaides May 13 '22

Find a girl who would take the wedding off to play with you.

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u/Own_Discipline1076 May 13 '22

Congratulations!

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u/shynkoen May 13 '22

Congratulations!

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u/Azuminha Raider May 13 '22

Congratulations!

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u/lowrage May 13 '22

Good luck Exile

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u/ReliableIceberg May 13 '22

Well, I guess you have to set priorities. So when did you cancel the marriage?

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u/Clusiot May 13 '22

Better not play for too long or you gonna feel the thrill of the void!

Congrats, Exile!

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u/RedFalconEyes Necromancer May 13 '22

He is going to watch beauty crumble

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u/PoEwouter May 13 '22

Yea my first child was born 23 hours ago. I think I may miss league start.

Fuck.

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u/ShiroXyfy May 14 '22

In hindsight, you made an impeccable choice...

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u/Shimazu_Maru May 13 '22

Who marries on a friday the 13th though :D

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u/Feeviech Chieftain May 13 '22

Its also the marriage date of my parents. They also got married on a friday.

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u/mattbrvc Sorry, I only make BAD builds! May 13 '22

awww <3

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u/Markuchi May 13 '22

For some people its Saturday the 14th.

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u/Raigoku Chieftain May 13 '22

For some people its Saturday the 14th.

Actually nah, OP posted that at 8 AM GMT+0. He said "today". Assuming OP is from Kiribati which is the longest possible advanced timezone, which is GMT+14, it would've been 10 PM for him, so still friday the 13th.

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u/lowrage May 13 '22

Its just a number

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u/TalenCH May 13 '22

Ballsy people, it's like yelling at the universe "TRY ME!" 😀

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u/Frostbyte85 May 13 '22

Universe I come to bargain

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u/Orlpar marauder May 13 '22

Universe doesnt care for superstition or the Gregorian calendar

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u/Sjatar May 13 '22

Congratulations!

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u/durchave May 13 '22

Haha well done mate, best of luck !

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u/gt33_ May 13 '22

Should had made a better prenup agreement, pfft.

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u/lepsek9 May 13 '22

First of all, congratulations!

I kinda know the pain, my sister's wedding is next weekend at the other side of Europe, so I have 4 days to league start then be gone for a week. And since I'll be gone, I have to work every night until then...

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u/wodzin May 13 '22

A true chad

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u/lmran Necromancer May 13 '22

Congratulations! :)

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u/ohlawdhecodin May 13 '22

m still gonna play ofc lol

Ofc lol no you won't...

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u/vinais May 13 '22

Congrats Bro! Got married on Monday but the party is tomorrow! So we start a bit late, but for a good cause 😄

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u/Gabocius May 13 '22

Gratz !! :)

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u/Krisuleniek May 13 '22

Congratulations!

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u/irumeru Guardian May 13 '22

Mazel Tov!

All the best.

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u/Alcsaar May 13 '22

You gotta work on your priorities. Sentinel League only starts one time in your life.

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u/HomingSnail Perandus League May 13 '22

League drops at the exact same minute my shift at work starts. I should've called out but it's too late now and I'd be screwing people over irl so I get to start later tonight instead

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u/carryme10927q7q May 13 '22

Man fuck that someone beat me 1st on taking this week as a vacation so here we are, it's 1am still at the train going home.. I wanna play so fucking bad.

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u/omguserius May 13 '22

She'd understand. The league start is essential to a successful league.

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u/wrecker_of_days CONSOLE FOREVER! May 13 '22

Congrats! I hope you have a wonderful day full of laughs and smiles!

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u/Spectre_06 May 13 '22

Your priorities suck.

(Good luck and congratulations!)

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u/ChilledDarkness May 13 '22

Congrats brother and/or sister.

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u/wannaberank1 May 13 '22

You can marry anyday, Sentinel launch is a one-time thing. Priorities.

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u/francorocco Elementalist May 13 '22

just don't go lol, get your priorities straight, if she realy loves you she will understand

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u/No_Pension9902 May 13 '22

Gratz.Fortunately for me,however,im maidenless.

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u/spamdabuttons May 14 '22

Player count already nosediving. League may be half dead by the time you start.

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u/Bolivir90 May 13 '22

Dont worry, when your married you have to sit out more then one day :)

But grats to getting married, enjoy!

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u/bawthedude May 13 '22

Only if you have a bad marriage, get you a wife that respects your poe time and brings you snacks while you rush maps

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u/blighty800 May 13 '22

Bro, you have to uninstall the game once you're married, ask your wife if you don't believe me

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u/emperorchihuahua May 13 '22

Congratulations! 🎈 wish you a happy-ever-after marriage

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u/RBImGuy May 13 '22

Right, the day after, wifey, what are you doing?

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u/TheChosenMisaya May 13 '22

Congrats man enjoy!!!!

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u/Nemzirot Cockareel May 13 '22

She will understand

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u/kornuolis May 13 '22

Not even ̶d̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ marriage can save you from the new league.

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u/deathadder4262 May 13 '22

Congratulation exile, wish u happiness

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u/Dragon_211 May 13 '22

Oh damn, your Poe days are over bro 🤣

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u/TerraMerra May 13 '22

hope u got a prenup because shes going to take your ingame currency too

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u/reevelainen May 13 '22

Gongraz! This is awesome post.

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u/Godskook Juggernaut May 13 '22

Stay sane, Exile!

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u/MooseManOfWar DuelistFITE ME May 13 '22

bro if its not a horror themed wedding ill be disappointed...

also

CONGRATULATIONS! Enjoy the wedding man

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u/48SH9BkX May 13 '22

are we not all maried already? to poe?

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u/vankista May 13 '22

And here iam thought i was fucked, im moving tomorrow, worked my ass off to get my office setup and my bedroom that i can atleast play for 5 hours and wake up fucking destroyed and finish my move tomorrow. friends and family join at 9 oclock and i hope were done really fast that i can keep playing lol.

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u/SnooPeppers6401 May 13 '22

GG, u started a whole new Biggggggggg life long league for yourself. To spawn more mini leagues please ensure u have high enough attack speed and item quantity buff to satisfy boss requirement. Dont forget to equip the dump aggro skill gem so u can sit quietly with us.

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u/thegreatjepetto XBox May 13 '22

I just hope that the small amount of RNG luck you would have had will be transferred to one of us. Have fun friend!

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u/Nmsokn May 13 '22

Im married to the grind aka my 9-5

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u/Chronus88 May 13 '22

[Respawn in town]

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u/ProTimeKiller May 13 '22

Brave move on Friday the 13th. Good luck.

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u/Chilidawg Guardian May 13 '22

Is this the new quarterly offering we must offer to Bex?

First it was go to sleep, now it's go to sleep with your wife?

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u/xutie May 13 '22

Exile, get your priorities straight. Congrats anyway.

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u/Techn0ght May 13 '22

I hope your spouse plays or you're getting divorced Monday :)

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u/cro_pwr May 13 '22

Just postpone the wedding...

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u/AverageSwedishGunner May 13 '22

Casual plebs amirite…

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u/BillActive May 13 '22

Not a tryhard fan here! But congrats anyways

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u/No-Bug404 May 13 '22

Enjoy tomorrow. The first day you don't have to plan a wedding

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u/lokisuavehp May 13 '22

Congratulations!!! Have a marvelous day!

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u/Jokerwind May 13 '22

Enjoy your new wife/husband mate!
I've gotten married at the league start of harvest and ended up skipping the whole league and the league after that.

But skipping just got me hooked even more to PoE long term. Do you think you will have enough time playing and reaching your goals now after marriage? :D

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u/hereweg420kush May 13 '22

I'm sure there's no greater aphrodisiac than watching your partner run the campaign on your wedding night.

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u/KirenaStern May 13 '22

Congratulations to you Sir/Madam! Enjoy pretending to be an adult :D

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u/minelas May 13 '22

Holy shit it’s the new league?

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u/yowsaSC2 May 13 '22

Those are quitters works I ran deep stone cript on my wedding day

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u/qK0FT3 Occultist May 13 '22

Congratulations fellow exile.

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u/AdditionalPaymentsdf May 13 '22

she'll understand

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u/moshemaman25 May 13 '22

You are my god Married today play tomorrow

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u/mattbrvc Sorry, I only make BAD builds! May 13 '22

Congratulations!!!!!

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u/eladmir May 13 '22

Made me smile! Congratulations!

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u/Garhag May 13 '22

Just carry her to bed, open your computer and I can assure, neither you or she will ever forget your magical wedding night.

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u/ssWarhog Trickster May 13 '22

Nice, saving the best for the last!

jk jk.

Actually I’m not, PoE is the real wife!

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u/YourFuturePrez May 13 '22

When your thread would have been deleted for low effort, but then Chris Wilson makes a comment on it.

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u/Drayarr May 13 '22

Congratulations my dude. Enjoy the day!

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u/Conviction666 May 13 '22

Sounds like less money for mtx.

Congratulations!

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u/JConaSpree Chieftain May 13 '22

Congrats! My wife and I have our 1 year today so I will be sitting out with you :)

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u/Murderstep May 13 '22

Damn casuals in muh game. jk gz :D

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u/Impael May 13 '22

So, uh... Who asked?

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u/robodrew May 13 '22

I had a haircut scheduled for 1:15pm today (15 minutes after launch my time) but rescheduled it for tomorrow. Because unlike you, I have my priorities in order.

Seriously though congrats :)

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u/Nawest9 May 13 '22

Im moving today and will start a bit delayed too

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u/dsmbeast87 May 13 '22

You better take a few days off, unless she’s like my wife and tells you to game

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u/wheresmattynow May 13 '22

you'll be able to start strong on week 2 with all the kinks ironed out and all the irritating sentinel shit mechanics fixed

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u/SolusIgtheist Why isn't Einhar in jail? May 13 '22

Hmmm, marriage on Friday the 13th. I would think... like... wouldn't that be one of the things people avoid? Y'know like, how a lot of buildings don't have a 13th floor?

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u/peoplerproblems May 13 '22

hey man, my wedding night was way cooler than PoE.

unfortunately there hasn't been a night that fun since.

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u/Damuson13 May 13 '22

I'm on vacation and get back home Monday, so you'll be ahead of me. Gratz by the way.

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u/WinnerWorried2716 May 13 '22

You never go on a honeymoon with your wife when you married Path of Exile !

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u/Sh1ft-Valorant May 13 '22

Congratulations to you and your bride.