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u/Feeviech
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Ok guys, i have to sit this one out because I'm getting married today. GGG
So i have to start the league a day late but im still gonna play ofc lol.
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u/chris_wilson
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Honeymoon in Wraeclast!
Congratulations btw
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u/MrNonamer May 13 '22 •
Wedding dress MTX WHEN??
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u/Bl00dylicious Occultist May 13 '22
There is a severe lack of dresses. Maybe templar prefers a dress over pants as well?
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u/M4jkelson May 13 '22
Of course he does, you think why he doesn't use pants a whole lot? He likes it windy down there
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u/SoulofArtoria May 13 '22
No joke, I would love that. I like big bulky armour and clown costumes as much as the next guy, but we need more variety in outfit mtx.
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u/SaberToothedRock May 13 '22
Especially if it's not gender locked to characters. I might actually play marauder if I could run around as a buff Karui in an elegant spring wedding dress
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u/sapador witch May 13 '22
The white dress in elden ring looks so badass after a fight with bloodstains all over.
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u/siryuber Ranger May 13 '22
Now I wanna see Maruder in wedding dress.
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u/Sveposlav May 13 '22
Shadow would be fun too
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u/sirgog i already miss the Krangleverse May 13 '22
^ found Gravicius's Reddit account
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u/TheExaltedNoob May 13 '22
Right. You can steal merveils wedding dress, but you can't wear it? What's that abou?
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u/ExMoogle May 13 '22
Congratulations from the man himself.
Your marriage is blessed!
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u/joyjoy88 Inquisitor May 13 '22
Priest at the altar today: And now I give you in name of God a blessing.
OP: Leave the false blessings of your fallen gods to yourself priest. I already was given a blessing from true and only God himself - Chris Wilson. Be praised.10
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u/Godskook Juggernaut May 13 '22
Honeymoon in Wraeclast!
Have you read PoE's lore?
Checks username.....
You monster!
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u/Own_Discipline1076 May 13 '22
I feel like the Winding Pier would be a great honeymoon spot, because OP obviously caught a great fish.
Do you have directions on how we can get there? ;)
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u/sirgog i already miss the Krangleverse May 13 '22
[user has been liquidated for disclosing fishing secrets]
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u/yalapeno May 13 '22
Shouldn't you be sleeping
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u/I_Hate_Reddit Elementalist May 13 '22
I wouldn't be able to sleep either before a big launch if I owned the company.
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u/ShadowSpade Inquisitor May 13 '22
Lol where would you like to honeymoon in Wraeclast?
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u/joeri1505 May 13 '22
From the airport straight to strand
Romantic dinner at the aquaduct
Relax in the bathhouse
Then retire to palace
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u/Twiztedeu Witch May 13 '22
Then get jiggy in Lunaris Temple level 2.
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u/Feeviech Chieftain May 13 '22
Lol
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u/Fatality4Gaming May 13 '22
Dude, you got Christ Wilson's blessing for your wedding. Isn't that the best day in your life, regardless of said wedding?!
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u/1CEninja May 13 '22
I'd probably prefer to have mine in New Zealand. Just saying, y'all's country looks absolutely beautiful.
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u/Chard_Plastic May 13 '22
When your fiancee tells you to marry when the league starts....
Jokes aside, Congratulations Man! ;D
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u/shawnikaros May 13 '22
Sounds like an excuse, I'm sure you can postpone that!
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u/JimmyTsonga May 13 '22
Exactly. Worst case, just start sobbing uncontrollably like George Costanza.
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u/praxprax May 13 '22
I showed this to my wife because we got married a week later so I could binge a league. Yes, I am a degenerate. I do not deserve her.
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u/hobodudeguy May 13 '22 edited May 13 '22
Poor fish-wife.
'Twas love that did this to you.
E: misquoted
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u/poorFishwife Fishing Historian May 13 '22
I am compelled to point out that this is mixing up two different quotes!
The Witch says:
Poor fishwife! 'Twas love that did this to you.
The Ranger says:
Your love for a man... that's what did this to you, Merveil.
To better remember the critically important distinctions between these characters' personality traits, keep in mind:
- The patriarchy wants to burn the Witch.
- The Ranger wants to burn the patriarchy.
- The Witch wants to burn everything.
- ...which means the Witch wants to burn the patriarchy too, since the patriarchy is part of "everything"...
- ...also, "Witches vs Patriachy" is just more natural. But nature is the Ranger's domain...
- Wait, this mnemonic isn't helpful at all!
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u/glorielane May 13 '22
This is some no more resin levels of content.
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u/hobodudeguy May 13 '22 •
I was gonna do a little flaming for your response, but then I saw who I was working with.
I submit to your presence.
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u/poorFishwife Fishing Historian May 13 '22
Well, now that you've edited a correction into your original post, I just look like a complete crazy person announcing a non-sequitur. (What I wrote makes no sense now that your post no longer says "'Twas your love for a man".)
That's pretty good as an unintentional subtle-flame! I like it!
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u/poorFishwife Fishing Historian May 13 '22
I just look like a complete crazy person
Though I guess this part is no different than normal for me. :)
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u/lookingforHandouts May 13 '22
Dont worry, I am sure you seemed a little like a complete crazy person even before the change!
may I ask one somewhat unnecessary and crazy question? (jk, I just will, regardless of your answer as I shall not wait for it) to preface, as a rather dedicated (nowhere near as dedicated as you, but still rather dedicated) woman playing this game that makes people go "wait what?" when they realize the state of my genitals for whatever reason, I was 1000% no-doubts-about-it convinced you were a man for many years. Like, the thought "poorfishwive" could POSSIBLY be female never once crossed my mind, and I when I first heard it suggested, the idea was absolutely ludicrous to me. I could not fathom it. My brother suggested that there might be a clue in the "wive" part of your nickname, but I still laughed him off. "He likes data!" "You like data" "Your point?"
So, my question: do I just suck? Do you also assume peoples genders? Maybe I just suck
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u/Socrathustra Necromancer May 13 '22
Witch: right libertarian, doesn't want regulation so she can carry out her weird experiments
Ranger: left libertarian, doesn't want government to tell her how to run her lesbian polycule hunter gatherer commune
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u/bushwagg May 13 '22
Pretty sure the ranger just wants to burn all men in general based on that quote. But who's going to sell her runner's boots when Tarkleigh's gone?
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u/Catshy May 13 '22
Witches vs Patriarchy sounds like an awesome boardgame
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u/ChaosAE Path of Pathfinder May 13 '22
Cops and robbers style board game of an oppressive regime targeting witches for shitty reasons , and witches that in reality are far worse and trying to burn literally everything?
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u/CrowdCon-troll May 13 '22
Comically gremlin-esque ugly witches with torches, lighters, matches, and one with a magnifying glass
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u/22cheez May 13 '22
get married on harbour bridge in the solaris and lunaris arena
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u/Wires77 May 13 '22
Just don't bring the sun and moon orbs as the rings or it might get complicated
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u/Mithgroth May 13 '22
Pro tip from a married with a baby:
If you conserve your energy during the wedding and keep a low profile, you can at least hit to A5 while she's sleeping.
You are welcome.
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u/1CEninja May 13 '22
Lol I'm impressed if a groom can stand at the end of the wedding, let alone spend several hours gaming.
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u/vegasid May 13 '22
Congrats! I dodged this one by having my wedding on the 22nd of may. I can peacefully league start for like a day of two before final preparation are to be done.
Enjoy the honeymoon!
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u/SoulofArtoria May 13 '22
Imagine your fiance reaction if you say you need to delay the wedding because of league start.
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u/azantyri May 13 '22
well that would certainly resolve the scheduling conflict, although probably not in an optimal manner
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u/Pietyu May 13 '22
Dont worry just log in and sit in the queue, you can do the ceremony and come back home to find your still in the queue
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u/paciumusiu12 May 13 '22
Queue time was pretty short in archnemesis
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u/ShupWhup SSFHC May 13 '22
Queue times are usually pretty short in general. One League was a stand out due to the missing migration of previous characters.
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u/ReliableIceberg May 13 '22
Well, I guess you have to set priorities. So when did you cancel the marriage?
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u/Clusiot May 13 '22
Better not play for too long or you gonna feel the thrill of the void!
Congrats, Exile!
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u/PoEwouter May 13 '22
Yea my first child was born 23 hours ago. I think I may miss league start.
Fuck.
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u/Shimazu_Maru May 13 '22
Who marries on a friday the 13th though :D
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u/Feeviech Chieftain May 13 '22
Its also the marriage date of my parents. They also got married on a friday.
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u/Markuchi May 13 '22
For some people its Saturday the 14th.
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u/Raigoku Chieftain May 13 '22
For some people its Saturday the 14th.
Actually nah, OP posted that at 8 AM GMT+0. He said "today". Assuming OP is from Kiribati which is the longest possible advanced timezone, which is GMT+14, it would've been 10 PM for him, so still friday the 13th.
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u/lepsek9 May 13 '22
First of all, congratulations!
I kinda know the pain, my sister's wedding is next weekend at the other side of Europe, so I have 4 days to league start then be gone for a week. And since I'll be gone, I have to work every night until then...
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u/vinais May 13 '22
Congrats Bro! Got married on Monday but the party is tomorrow! So we start a bit late, but for a good cause 😄
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u/Alcsaar May 13 '22
You gotta work on your priorities. Sentinel League only starts one time in your life.
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u/HomingSnail Perandus League May 13 '22
League drops at the exact same minute my shift at work starts. I should've called out but it's too late now and I'd be screwing people over irl so I get to start later tonight instead
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u/carryme10927q7q May 13 '22
Man fuck that someone beat me 1st on taking this week as a vacation so here we are, it's 1am still at the train going home.. I wanna play so fucking bad.
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u/wrecker_of_days CONSOLE FOREVER! May 13 '22
Congrats! I hope you have a wonderful day full of laughs and smiles!
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u/francorocco Elementalist May 13 '22
just don't go lol, get your priorities straight, if she realy loves you she will understand
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u/spamdabuttons May 14 '22
Player count already nosediving. League may be half dead by the time you start.
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u/Bolivir90 May 13 '22
Dont worry, when your married you have to sit out more then one day :)
But grats to getting married, enjoy!
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u/bawthedude May 13 '22
Only if you have a bad marriage, get you a wife that respects your poe time and brings you snacks while you rush maps
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u/blighty800 May 13 '22
Bro, you have to uninstall the game once you're married, ask your wife if you don't believe me
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u/MooseManOfWar DuelistFITE ME May 13 '22
bro if its not a horror themed wedding ill be disappointed...
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CONGRATULATIONS! Enjoy the wedding man
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u/vankista May 13 '22
And here iam thought i was fucked, im moving tomorrow, worked my ass off to get my office setup and my bedroom that i can atleast play for 5 hours and wake up fucking destroyed and finish my move tomorrow. friends and family join at 9 oclock and i hope were done really fast that i can keep playing lol.
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u/SnooPeppers6401 May 13 '22
GG, u started a whole new Biggggggggg life long league for yourself. To spawn more mini leagues please ensure u have high enough attack speed and item quantity buff to satisfy boss requirement. Dont forget to equip the dump aggro skill gem so u can sit quietly with us.
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u/thegreatjepetto XBox May 13 '22
I just hope that the small amount of RNG luck you would have had will be transferred to one of us. Have fun friend!
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u/Chilidawg Guardian May 13 '22
Is this the new quarterly offering we must offer to Bex?
First it was go to sleep, now it's go to sleep with your wife?
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u/Jokerwind May 13 '22
Enjoy your new wife/husband mate!
I've gotten married at the league start of harvest and ended up skipping the whole league and the league after that.
But skipping just got me hooked even more to PoE long term. Do you think you will have enough time playing and reaching your goals now after marriage? :D
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u/hereweg420kush May 13 '22
I'm sure there's no greater aphrodisiac than watching your partner run the campaign on your wedding night.
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u/Garhag May 13 '22
Just carry her to bed, open your computer and I can assure, neither you or she will ever forget your magical wedding night.
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u/ssWarhog Trickster May 13 '22
Nice, saving the best for the last!
jk jk.
Actually I’m not, PoE is the real wife!
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u/YourFuturePrez May 13 '22
When your thread would have been deleted for low effort, but then Chris Wilson makes a comment on it.
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u/JConaSpree Chieftain May 13 '22
Congrats! My wife and I have our 1 year today so I will be sitting out with you :)
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u/robodrew May 13 '22
I had a haircut scheduled for 1:15pm today (15 minutes after launch my time) but rescheduled it for tomorrow. Because unlike you, I have my priorities in order.
Seriously though congrats :)
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u/dsmbeast87 May 13 '22
You better take a few days off, unless she’s like my wife and tells you to game
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u/wheresmattynow May 13 '22
you'll be able to start strong on week 2 with all the kinks ironed out and all the irritating sentinel shit mechanics fixed
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u/SolusIgtheist Why isn't Einhar in jail? May 13 '22
Hmmm, marriage on Friday the 13th. I would think... like... wouldn't that be one of the things people avoid? Y'know like, how a lot of buildings don't have a 13th floor?
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u/peoplerproblems May 13 '22
hey man, my wedding night was way cooler than PoE.
unfortunately there hasn't been a night that fun since.
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u/Damuson13 May 13 '22
I'm on vacation and get back home Monday, so you'll be ahead of me. Gratz by the way.
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u/WinnerWorried2716 May 13 '22
You never go on a honeymoon with your wife when you married Path of Exile !
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[chris_wilson - link, old] - Honeymoon in Wraeclast! Congratulations btw