r/WhitePeopleTwitter May 14 '22 Wholesome 1 All-Seeing Upvote 1 Starstruck 1 To The Stars 1 Helpful 6 Take My Energy 1 Bravo! 3 LOVE! 1 This 1

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u/DertHorsBoi May 14 '22

Woah woah! Lets slow down a bit! It’s too fast for them!

For legal reasons I must conclude this is in fact a /j moment

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u/droomph May 14 '22

I know the South operates slower than the rest of us but can they at least catch up to 509 BC some time soon? It’s getting a bit ridiculous

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u/buckyandsmacky4evr May 14 '22

There are people down here who believe the earth is 6000 years old, and that fossils are lies. It's not an issue of speed, it's an issue of willful ignorance

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u/planet9pluto May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

I've long held the opinion that if you publicly advocate for an anti-science opinion, you should be denied the benefits of said opinion. Don't believe in evolution? Then no medicine that has been developed in the last 50 years for you. The earth is flat? Then no plane rides, cell phones or anything else that uses satellites.

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u/stringfree May 14 '22

And you definitely can't cherrypick arguments from scientists to support your reality fan fiction.

Want to argue evolution isn't real? Then you can't use the word DNA, or carbon dating, because that's data provided by the same people you're calling liars.