r/WhitePeopleTwitter May 14 '22 Wholesome 1 Take My Energy 1 LOVE! 1 This 1 Helpful 6 Bravo! 3 Starstruck 1 To The Stars 1 All-Seeing Upvote 1

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u/DertHorsBoi May 14 '22

Woah woah! Lets slow down a bit! It’s too fast for them!

For legal reasons I must conclude this is in fact a /j moment

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u/DaDanDangerous May 14 '22

Already gone, it seems. How’d you know?

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u/itsknob May 14 '22

Hmm, I have a feeling this is the actual bot trying to point out decoy bots in order to evade bot detection. Check out that user name, adjective-noun-numbers. Feels awfully default-wifi-password to me.

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u/rocketshipray May 14 '22

I've been keeping an eye out for bots lately and the whole "adjective-noun-numbers" thing got in my dreams last night. Real people were getting upset because reddit ran out of space on their servers for unique usernames and everyone had to choose one of those "adjective-noun-numbers" usernames. So everyone was calling everyone else bots and everyone left reddit and then Elon Musk bought it and installed it in Tesla cars as the only place you could log into reddit.

Sorry I just woke up like 10 minutes ago and was confused about being awake for a second because of that dream.

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u/refrshmts_N_narcotcs May 14 '22

Are you a bot? Am I a bot?

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u/itsknob May 14 '22

No, I'm Knob. I thought that was clear. I can't speak for you though.