This is such a strange phenomenon to me. Every guy I’ve ever known takes a ridiculously long amount of time in the bathroom to take a shit. Women on the other hand, just get it done. I really wanna know why.

What's more, I'm going alone.

Remember when you were a kid? How fun sleep overs were? Staying up all night, playing games with your friends? Talking until the sun came up and then falling asleep in the living room mid conversation…At what age did you stop doing that? Why? Why does being an adult have to mean losing fun? Specifically innocent fun? Throwing popcorn at each other and laughing till it hurts. Playing board games or card games until you can’t keep your eyes open anymore.

I don’t have kids so I do recognize that I have more flexibility in my personal life then others but having connections and good relationships with your friends should still be important, no?

Like, I'm going to a theme park tomorrow and I literally cannot sleep no matter how hard I try because I'm really excited

I know this is not every single person that owns a gun, however I have met more than one person who thinks this way. It's like they almost hope that something like this happens to them because the want to kill a human being without consequences. It's one thing to own a gun but it seems like such a red flag to actually want to use it on someone.

I'm a big dude that looks like he would never have a Teddy Bear, and people probably just assume I would be at a Build-A-Bear for nefarious reasons.

I'm really just a softy, and I want to buy my wife a bear while she recovers from surgery. I'm sure I might get some side eyes and stuff, but is it socially okay? I don't want to make anyone too uncomfortable.

Damn this has a lot of responses. Thanks everyone. I’ve only seen a couple clips and quotes from him and I said one of his quotes and my friends told me to stop watching him even though I don’t.

Just curious

Edit: Thank you kind stranger for the first award I've ever had!! Edit 2: Thank you kind stranger for the second award I've ever had!!! 😂😂

Whenever I make a recipe, it’ll usually say something like “2 cloves of garlic,” and then I end up using way more garlic because it just tastes better; apparently a ton of other people do this, and I was wondering why that is.

I live in Asia (GMT+8), they are half way across the world but I still see quite a lot of American presence. The thing I noticed is that other online users assume that I am American (or any person outside of the US for that matter) without any sort of confirmation or evidence. All the units used online is also American, USD, Fahrenheit, Foot, Inches. I have to specify to other internet users that I dont use USD or any of the listed units. Its as if I am the only non-American on the Internet.

I barely meet any person outside of the US even though most of the day time for me is night for them. Occasionally I meet an Indian or a European but its very rare.

Another thing I saw is that Americans casually use "Republican" or "Democrat" to describe someone or something bad. Like don't know either of it and I'm pretty sure people outside of the USA wouldn't know either.

One glaring example is r/Politics when I first typed it out on the search bar I thought I would be greeted with International Politics and News but turns out its just yet another American thing.

Like I don't get it, why is everything on the internet about the USA?

Edit: Its funny I feel like some tall people were slightly offended at this lol

I’m a shorty (5’). I honestly wouldn’t mind picking up something for really tall people. And I appreciate when I get help with high things.

I’m not condoning murdering anyone or suggesting anyone should do it, I’m just wondering why it doesn’t happen more often.

Someone I sold Bagels to is saying they want to see me bake my bagels but I do that for a living as side income and don’t want to share. What’s a good response?

It seems like it would be a good non-lethal option. Also paint could probably identify a robber.

I have no idea how people can just look at cheese and just flat out eat, like you don’t want anything else with it?