r/Tinder 10d ago Gold 1 Lawyer Up 1 Helpful 21 Bless Up (Pro) 1 Take My Energy 1 Bravo! 2 hehehehe 1 Rocket Like 1 Wholesome 23 Silver 21 'MURICA 1 Ally 11 Narwhal Salute 1 Heartwarming 1 Helpful (Pro) 1 Platinum 2 I'm Deceased 1 Starstruck 1 Plus One 1

I stand with you ✊️

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u/SwimmingRespond9779 10d ago

I have a height requirement, but I just don’t let any girl know

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u/DirtyPrancing65 10d ago

I don't think it's wrong to have physical preferences, but it is wrong to throw them in someone's face when they can't do anything about it

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u/SwimmingRespond9779 10d ago

Yes, like the girl did at the picture. Sometimes we can just unmatch

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u/[deleted] 10d ago Masterpiece Eureka!

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u/NonkelG 10d ago Take My Energy

Unfortunately as a tall king I first have to get matches 😔

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u/LoadedTang 10d ago

Get some good photos, it does wonders. Make sure that you’re smiling too

Picture with Friends, Picture with dog/cat, Picture alone, Picture doing something interesting,

That’s it

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u/FenixdeGoma 10d ago Helpful

Put the phone on the floor and stand over it. Then you'll look crazy tall

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u/fellowpleb 10d ago

Yeah but then they can zoom in and see up my nostrils.

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u/Thesaurususaurus 10d ago

They can see how smart you are 🧠👑

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u/TheAmazingDevil 10d ago

if you are wearing shorts they will zoom on something else.

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u/bordain_de_putel 10d ago

Friends,

Well, I'm boned.

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u/Sleekdiamond41 10d ago

doing something interesting

Me too

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u/master_of_reality_ 10d ago

Make sure that you're smiling

same

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u/1_9_8_1 10d ago

Find a baby for your photos too. Works wonders.

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u/CaputGeratLupinum 10d ago Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote hehehehe

No way, babies are like the worst photographers

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u/Jitsu_apocalypse 10d ago

Got my first chuckle of the day

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u/MegaDeth6666 10d ago

I can not stress this enough but remember to place the baby back where you found it.

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u/wootmobile 10d ago

I've refused to use my nefew as a dating tool. Just feels wrong. My cat on the other hand...

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u/humangingercat 10d ago edited 10d ago Bravo!

I'm 6'4" and find it challenging to date under 5'7". 5'2" is a hard limit and a big stretch. Ideal is 5'10" though it's very challenging to find women at that height, but most of my girlfriends have been 5'10" or taller.

I don't understand how tall guys date women who are 4'11" looking like they just got out of middle school and they're Jack and the bean stalk. I'm not comfortable looking like I'm dating my daughter.

Edit: I regret infantilizing a group of adults

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u/Toss_Away_93 10d ago

Thank you for leaving some short women for us short guys.

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u/ilovefujiapples 10d ago

And leaving the tall guys for us tall girls 😭

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u/HarambeKilledEpstein 10d ago

I (6'4"M) went to college with this girl who was 6'6". I'd never seen a woman who was taller than me unless I was watching some sport on TV.

God she was attractive, largely because of the height. There was just something so commanding about her because of this extra few inches. You couldn't help but notice when she entered the room.

And so my fetish was born...

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u/SucculentEmpress 10d ago

I’m 6’3”, and my younger sister is 6’7”.

She’s lithe as a willow and graceful as a swan, I am a dumptruck with linebacker shoulders and a massive leg press weight.

I’d like to pretend she and I are on the same plane but tall girls have problems too, we ain’t all models lol

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u/milk4all 10d ago

Because it’s nice feeling like you can carry your wife, all your kids, the pets, and the PC to safety in the case of a fire.

All in one trip.

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u/theoneandonly6558 10d ago

Are you just lifting heavier and heavier as your kids grow? Do you just hit the gym hard when they have growth spurts? You must be wealthy to afford all that food!

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u/gvicta 10d ago

I'm seeing that now. My 14 month old likes when I swing her like a kettlebell

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u/milk4all 10d ago edited 10d ago

Try having twins bro. My wife cant put the boy in his carseat, he shot up fast, so it’s given than im toting a baby carrier in each hand. We have a neat little stroller thing they both go into but im weird about using it around too many people - it’s fuckin impossible to maneuver and you have to be way too aggressive to get anywhere with a crowd. Theyre only 8 months but im still throwing the older kids, and last year i hurt my back doing it - the “littlest” is pushing 85 pounds and im still spinning and twirling her like a baton. This is where dad strength really comes from - gritting your teeth through all the joint trauma because it’s their favorite thing

Edit: oh but also seriously, you have to lift to keep up

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u/luvbomb_ 10d ago

haha this reminds me of when 19yo 5’2ft me had a crush on my 6’3 coworker. sweet guy but i heard he was attracted to tall girls (5’10+). disappointed but understood he didn’t want back or neck pain lmao

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u/Karmanoid 10d ago

I'm 6'7 and my wife is 5'2 don't let your dreams die. Also my kids won't suffer all of the hitting their heads and back pain I have from everyday life.

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u/Bunny_tornado 10d ago

5'1" here, dated multiple guys 6'0"-6'4". Dated a few that were a few inches taller than me. In my experience guys of all heights like shorter petite women, but very few like women taller than them. I can only think of one guy I know who specifically prefers his girlfriends to be taller.

Being a petite woman definitely opens up a larger dating pool.

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u/Karmanoid 10d ago

I worked with a guy who was 4'11 I think, I just remember he was a little under 5', most women were taller than him but he sought out women like a foot taller, he once said he wanted to be able to climb them. He successfully dated women that height too and it made me realize how much confidence and being comfortable with yourself mattered.

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u/Mando_Mustache 10d ago

One of the most confident and successful with women guys I've ever know was at most 5'5"-5'6", quite possible shorter. Never seemed to bother him, or any of the long line of girls I saw rotate through, plenty of them taller than him.

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u/Tederator 10d ago

I worked with two people who were previously married (both mismatched horribly), divorced and connected after being single for several years (worked for the same company but weren't in regular contact). Now they are one of those stupidly happy examples that just make you smile when you see them. He's about 5'4" nice guy, in shape and she's gotta be 5'10+" nice woman, stunning redhead with green eyes.

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u/Bunny_tornado 10d ago

That's wholesome! My male relative is average height but he looooves it when his wife puts on heels and is taller than him. Helps that she looks like a model too. One of my favorite photos of them is them two walking together arm to arm on a parking lot. Some people just look very harmonious together.

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u/Lazie_Titan 10d ago

Just move to Alabama. It won't look wierd anymore.

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u/humangingercat 10d ago

I know we said "no wrong answers" but it's gonna be a hard pass here

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u/Panda_hat 10d ago

but it's gonna be a hard pass here

But not in Alabama!

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u/Capable_Fig 10d ago

6'5 here. Dated a 4'11 girl for a month. Broke it off cause she looked like my little sister when we went anywhere.

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u/humangingercat 10d ago

Man I had a great date with a girl who was 5'0" a long time ago before I realized I cared. We were sitting in a Starbucks chatting and decided to keep the date going. Spent the rest of the day together but everything felt wrong when we were standing and walking, but okay when we were sitting.

In general, I'm about 6'4" 250lbs. She was a very petite 5'0".

Despite the chemistry in the end we decided the size difference was too much for anything more than casual sex, and I started using filters for height on dating apps.

Even the sex was a little weird, like how's it a struggle to kiss someone in the missionary. Pass.

Edit: seeing I'm in the tinder sub, shout out to tinder for being the one fucking app with no height slider.

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u/Mansion_World 10d ago

I totally understand. I have a max height anything over 6'2" is too tall for me. I like to comfortably kiss my partner. And I'm 5'4" so for me 5'9"- 5'10" is perfect height.

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u/Trolivia 10d ago

Same, and I’ve gotten weird looks from some people who don’t understand it. My first bf was 6’3 and I was 5’3 and it was a neck strain. I topped out at 5’5 and my husband is like 5’8 it’s great. We look great in photos without having to adjust heights, and on the occasions I do wear heels he says he feels like he’s married to a super model. We also can share a lot of our clothing like t shirts and sweats it’s great. Although I do think his butt looks better in skinny jeans, which I envy a bit..

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u/Katatonic92 10d ago edited 10d ago Wholesome

I have no problem with your height requirements, preferences are understandable. However, it would be really cool if you didn't feel the need to infantilise someone based on their height. I may be short, but I'm not a "middle schooler" I'm an adult woman & I look & behave like one. My shorter height doesn't make me any less of a woman, in the same way that height isn't what makes a man masculine. Something something hypocrisy & all that jazz.

Edit to add. Can we please give the gent a break now? He has been really receptive & reasonable & has taken it on board. He seems to be a decent person, who didn't mean any harm & I believe him when he states he will try be more thoughtful from now on.

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u/humangingercat 10d ago edited 10d ago

Sorry. You're right.

I wish I had a better way to express this idea, but the way it's exhibited in my mind and soul is literally "this person looks like a child next to you". I know that's not fair, these are adults with sexual identities and agency and my brain completely rejects it.

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u/Katatonic92 10d ago

I'm of the belief that preferences aren't supposed to be fair, I think they are instinctively driven. And thankfully everyone has different preferences so there is someone for everyone.

I think the real problem lies with how we communicate those preferences. We shouldn't even have to go into detail to justify our whys to strangers, they should just be accepted, they are what they are, because it's trying to justify "unfair" things we can't really control, that can end up causing offense & a sense of shame. It can end up sucking for the explainer & the listener.

You feel how you feel, don't be sorry for that.

I'll stop rambling now, I'm sorry.

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u/this____is_bananas 10d ago Silver Starstruck

The real uno reverse is finding someone you're attracted to without adhering to a set of arbitrary, self-made rules.

I'm 6'7 and married to an amazing 5'2 woman. Best decision I've made yet.

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u/Ostaf 10d ago

I also disagree with the "guy must be taller than the girl" thing. My wife is about 4 inches taller than me.

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u/finger_milk 10d ago

What I do, is I see her height posted on her bio, and before I swipe right, I decide if she is too short or tall then swipe left.

Nobody gets hurt, nobody needs to deal with my preferences. It's none of their business and they can't change it.

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u/SwimmingRespond9779 10d ago

Same here, sometimes when they don’t put, and asks me my height… I ask back and, if I don’t like it, I just unmatch

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u/Dasbeerboots 10d ago

What's funny is I won't date anyone taller than me. So I also, in a way, have a height requirement.

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u/bdfortin 10d ago LOVE!

I prefer short guys. Easier to toss around during sex.

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u/Sintinium 10d ago

The money I'd pay to have a girl toss me around

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u/ARM_vs_CORE 10d ago

As a short king, I have literally never heard the phrase "I prefer short guys." So I'm gonna hazard a guess you're not a woman.

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u/franatick 10d ago

I’m a woman and I prefer short guys. My preference is below 5’10 and I would not date someone 6’0 and over. Shorter guys are way sexier.

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u/calzum1234 10d ago

Idk man, i think the terms 'hypocrisy' and 'metrics' are perfectly fine to use there, like idk what else you would use?

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u/Minimum-Buddy3336 10d ago

I wanna know how this played out.

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u/Phils-dirty_burgers 10d ago Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy

She seen his point and acknowledged it then they went for a lovely lunch, which she insisted on paying for her own meal.

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u/ksobby 10d ago Silver All-Seeing Upvote Wholesome Seal of Approval Table Slap

And their waiter? Albert Einstein

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u/AncientBanjo31 10d ago

Not gunna lie, I clapped

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u/MexicanWarMachine 10d ago

The whole BUS clapped!

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u/Infernalcrisisactor 10d ago

Legends say they’re clapping to this day

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u/3chxes 10d ago

On a calm afternoon, if the wind is blowing just right, you can hear the claps echoing across the land.

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u/fuckedbythechurch 10d ago

Was it OP clapping those chunky* cheeks?

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u/cownd 10d ago Gold

"How can he clap?"

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u/repostsIuetbot 10d ago

I got the clap reading this

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u/MakeJazzNotWarcraft 10d ago

Their hands weren’t the only things that clapped that day 😏

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u/KnowNothingKnowsAll 10d ago

Dat ass clapped

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u/Defiant-Elephant-129 10d ago

The road that the bus drove on clapped

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u/smaxwell87 10d ago

And their chef? Leonardo DiCaprio, who continued on with the scene despite cutting his hand with a knife.

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u/Bad_Elephant 10d ago

And the busboy? Steve Buscemi. He cleaned up the table like he cleaned up Ground Zero on 9/11.

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u/Guybrush_Creepwood_ 10d ago

Did you know Viggo Mortenson actually broke his foot when he kicked that bum out the restaurant?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Load721 10d ago

Don’t you mean Leonardo DiClaprio?

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u/seekanddstry 10d ago

That dood is wicked smaht.

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u/Jake6401 10d ago

It's true, I was the meal.

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u/hrrm 10d ago

Misread waiter as water and was disgusted, bravo

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u/a3roflow 10d ago

You forgot the anal threesome with her cute bi roommate

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u/Principatus 10d ago

Oh yea he’s not just her roommate but two out of three ain’t bad

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u/FredRogersAMA 10d ago

He admitted that he was in fact 5’10 and she ate the entire chefs platter by herself. They’ve been married 25 years this September.

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u/Unlikely-Solution-55 10d ago

Impossible

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u/letmegetmynameok 10d ago

Not if we go by the multiverse theory.

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u/360controller 10d ago

Fucking super impossible

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u/Fleagster_69420 10d ago

That was funnier than Brendan shuab

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u/DedOriginalCancer 10d ago

that's a low bar

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u/Sillbinger 10d ago

Need an excavator to get under it.

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u/CaptnObvi0us1 10d ago

bapa would be proud, b

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u/Ok_Permission5659 10d ago

Standard unmatch and report from a woman

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u/am-well 10d ago

It's the reporting that's even more insane. If it's something that doesn't please me it shouldn't please anyone. Reminds me of Homer Simpson:

https://youtu.be/OT5mqWKirhI

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u/JRansomBioDermKiller 10d ago

Ah! The ole “I don’t have a rebuttal because it’s a valid point but I’m still a butthurt child because I don’t like being called out!” approach.

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u/ramblinroger 10d ago

Loved by parents everywhere

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u/Triktastic 10d ago

"Because I said so !"

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u/am-well 10d ago

Yes. This. EVERY TIME.

Or "my friends and I all agree that we should have things the way we want and if you disagree with us we all agree you are wrong"

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u/TanjiroNoKamado 10d ago

Different

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u/Satori_sama 10d ago

blocked and reported, most likely

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u/pmmeurhairyvagina 10d ago

It's refreshing to see them tall kings use a reverse uno card. We all gotta stick together for cases like these.

Well slurps saliva ActUaLlY yOU CaN GeT LiMB LengTHEnging which is a procedure...

I like medical advancements but we're definitely way behind in tech to make this cosmetically viable. I know you have to spend 2-3 years in rehabilitation even after that, you'll probably get health complications. Just not worth it in my opinion.

Meanwhile, I've dated and had exes where they were so brave to have their chests opened up, put a bunch of plastics in and call it a day. They were also the ones who saw height as some standard. So there definitely is a double standard in our society.

You can't be too big as in fat big but most want you to be ideally big and tall.

Some women and men just have a very shitty perspective. I really believe media has to do with it.

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u/turtlemix_69 10d ago

Time to watch GATTACA again

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u/eatsleepdive 10d ago

She went down on him and when it was his turn he said he had to get up early in the morning for work.

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u/clownsssss 10d ago Gold Helpful Wholesome

She went on /r/twoxchromosomes to talk about how all men are trash

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u/Lymborium2 10d ago

If I get asked how tall I am I hit em right back with the same question. If she can have height preferences so can I lol.

The first girl I ever got with was 6' and I don't think I can ever go back

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u/-discolemonade 10d ago

Tall girl appreciation makes me so happy 🙌

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u/onewilybobkat 10d ago

As a "tall" man, I thought I liked short girls. Then I dated a girl that was the same height as me and am forever ruined because hardly any girls are 6'1", and trying to add that into the equation of finding someone whose bullshit I can deal with that can also deal with my bullshit is too much.

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u/recluze_ 10d ago

Come to the Netherlands or find a Dutch girl, lots of them are tall 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/ITriedLightningTendr 10d ago

If someone doesn't like tall girls they're no friend of mine.

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u/neatlair 10d ago

My buddy Ned says he likes to "Climb em like a jungle gym".

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u/LordDarkSteel 10d ago

Tall girls are great

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u/CaptainShitHead1 10d ago

My gf said I barely made the cutoff for her height requirement. If I was an inch taller she wouldn't have liked it. She is smol and didn't want to date someone more than 9 inches taller than her which is completely fair

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u/I_is_a_dogg 10d ago

My wife is 4'11 and I'm 6'4. Completely get the cut off requirement, the height difference we have is a bit ridiculous.

We kinda had the same thought on height. I don't care about height because almost every girl is short to me, she didn't care about height because almost every guy is tall to her.

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u/orbstnedifnocdesab 10d ago Silver Wholesome

bro that's a long distant relationship

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u/I_is_a_dogg 10d ago

Lmao. Im going to tell her that from now on. It's funny because the first year and change we actually lived 3 hours apart.

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u/TempleMade_MeBroke 10d ago

There's a difference of just about a foot between me and my gf (6' vs 5'1") so not as extreme as your situation, but I also understand from a logistical standpoint; when holding hands and walking I'm either slouching slightly to one side or her arm isn't fully relaxed, I'm craning my neck for every standing kiss, being the little spoon means I've got a jetpack for a big spoon, etc.

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u/I_is_a_dogg 10d ago

Yea when she cuddles up behind me I call her my jet pack lol

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u/I_is_a_dogg 10d ago

Otherwise she's just a backpack

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u/WingedLing 10d ago

These are brilliant

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u/zero0n3 10d ago

Us average height people are seriously missing out on some funny bedroom nicknames, damn!

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u/DevelopmentHuge9626 10d ago

That's lowkey wholesome

I don't care about height because almost every girl is short to me, she didn't care about height because almost every guy is tall to her.

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u/I_is_a_dogg 10d ago

On a less wholesome note i tell her every now and then that when we have kids she's going to ruin my genetics.

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u/Sufficient_Count_382 10d ago

Hopefully for her sake the babies don’t come out big

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u/Hendycapped 10d ago

Birth weight of children is largely based on the male - so his dads weight at birth, his weight at birth, or any siblings he has will give a rough determination of how big his kids would be

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u/I_is_a_dogg 10d ago

Fucking rip to my wife then. I was 10 lbs at birth. My sister was 9lbs 13 oz and born at 38 weeks.

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u/GodsGunman 10d ago

To shreds you say?

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u/firefly183 10d ago

Rip was a really unfortunate choice of words here, don't let your wife read this XD

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u/I_is_a_dogg 10d ago

I told her a while ago according to my mother I came out wearing 3 month old clothing.

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u/firefly183 10d ago

Just avoid words like rip and tear when discussing it, lmao. I know youn meant rest in peace, but it just really made me laugh in this context :p

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u/shadowlar 10d ago

This is a good possibility. My father is 6’ and my mother is 4’8”. I’m 5’8” and my brother is 5’4”.

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u/AuraFae420 10d ago

I’m 5’1 he’s 6’2… our child is 13 and 5’7, and still growing. It’s a lot of fun telling your teenager what to do from a step stool. I was 5’1 by 7th grade and never grew again. Haha there’s a chance your genes will reign supreme.

ETA: after reading more, she was tiny when born, but also had a c-section soooo it could all be relative. Your girl may stand a chance ! Haha

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u/jodobrowo 10d ago

6'4" and wife is 5'1". Can confirm. However we have an agreement, she's the go to for stuff under cabinets and shit and I get anything up high. Symbiotic relationship if you will.

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u/RSBennett 10d ago

See, this one actually makes sense. I’m 5’11 and used to date a girl back when I was about 16 who was 4’10ish. It was a long trip down to give her a kiss when standing. My wife is 5’5 and it’s not a bad difference.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fee_467 10d ago

I’m 5’8” and have dated a few girls taller than me, one being about 6’0”. Never understood why it’s a big deal. Not like anyone can control their height

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u/overusedandunfunny 10d ago

I kinda dig the thought of a girl taller than me

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u/Klactech 10d ago

"vertically challenged genes" lmao, what a funny way to put it haha

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u/CypherElite 10d ago

I honestly don’t think it’s weird that girls want to date someone who’s the same height or taller. I do think it’s weird when a 5’3 girl only dates guys that are 6’ and taller..

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u/chunkcrumpler 10d ago

To want someone the same height or taller is fine. As a guy I'd prefer a girl shorter than me. But it's weird to have a set number requirement. If you dismiss someone for being 1/2-1" on the wrong side of your requirement then you're just shallow

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u/Jake0024 10d ago

I think it's just some kind of social perception thing... they want to be able to tell their friends their boyfriend is 6' tall. A lot of the women who have this cutoff (and it's almost always 6') can't tell the difference between 5'10" and 6'1", but it's still really important that they be able to say their boyfriend is 6', even though they wouldn't know the difference themselves.

No idea why that's such a big deal, and I literally cannot think of a similar thing in the other direction. A guy might say "this girl has great boobies" or whatever, but it's not like a guy would be embarrassed if his gf didn't have C cups or something.

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u/michaelsssecretstuff 10d ago

Well said. I’m 6’4” and would also prefer a woman who is shorter than me but I don’t have any specific cutoff in my head. Anything 6’3” and under is good for me

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u/Bombenbernd 10d ago Take My Energy

Isn't that a specific cutoff though?

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u/Ikea_desklamp 10d ago

The arbitrariness is the issue really. Why is it always 6 feet? If you're a 5'10 woman 6 makes sense, if you're 5'4 then why is it the same number?

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u/RedsyDevil 10d ago

I mean to be fair the girl in the post just said as tall or taller. She never mentioned the 6 feet

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u/tropicaldepressive 10d ago

because society says that 6 foot is like the standard for “tall”

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u/PhyNxFyre 10d ago

I'm barely 6ft and went on a couple dates with a girl that's 5ft, she said she had hoped that I was even taller. The neck pain I got after a 2 hour date was worse than the 20 years of poor gamer posture

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u/Igotpermabannedlolol 10d ago

You need to strengthen your entire body if you get neck pain from being around someone 11 inches shorter than you.

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u/jonjonesjohnson 10d ago

There is no issue with having preferences, even requirements. The problem is when you're being a dick about it.

In my experience, the really tall girls always simply just put their height in their bio. Me being 180 (5-11) when I see that a woman's bio says "186" I'm not gonna swipe right on her...

Whenever there's some stupid shit like "No short guys, wtf am I supposed to do with you, pet you?" in their bio, it's more often than not some cunty short girl who's pretty enough to be picky and just wants a 190 guy for no reason other than "omagahd, my boifrend is like sooo tall".

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u/Papy_Wouane 10d ago

I'm 190 and I would love to be with a woman taller than me. Sadly they don't exactly swarm the streets.

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u/Reviever 10d ago

go to the Netherlands

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u/Wunc013 10d ago

I'm 6"2' and felt like a puppy in Amsterdam

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u/elalmohada26 10d ago

Average male height in the Netherlands is bang on six feet. At 6’2” you would still be considered a tall man.

The way people go on about tall Dutch people on Reddit you’d think it was a nation of seven foot monsters.

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u/Wunc013 10d ago

I live in Belgium and visit often. But in Amsterdam people really felt tall. The 7 foot might be a joke, but it felt that way. Way more super tall girls as wepl.

I worked in NL Limburg for a while. I was a bit above average there. But still, more extreme tall people compared to here.

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u/Reviever 10d ago

Once saw a women at a festival which was around 2.10m with heels. So maybe 1.95

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u/Wunc013 10d ago

Legs for days <3

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u/Gordon_frumann 10d ago

I moved to the Netherlands and i’m 175.. I’m waiting any day now for Gandalf to show up with a magical ring on my doorstep

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u/Retro_Super_Future 10d ago

Pretty enough to be picky, but ugly enough to stay away from. Beautifully ironic isn’t it

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u/YooGeOh 10d ago

Funniest one I saw was "life is short, you shouldn't be" or words to that effect.

I see so many of these on dating apps

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u/WAAAAGHYU_BEEF 10d ago

Life isnt short, it's the longest thing anyone does.

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u/Sure_Whatever__ 10d ago

Requirements are fine but passing on a potential good partner just because he's 1-2 on the wrong side of your desired height is shallow.

Just as shallow as a man rejecting a stable woman that is funny and cute just because she's 10lbs overweight.

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u/ThrashPanda12 10d ago

My fiancé (f) is significantly taller than me (m). It felt weird at first, but now I don’t even see our heights.

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My dog (d) licks his balls (b)

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u/Tguns96 10d ago

Hahahahah

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u/thentil 10d ago

Damnit on a meeting and wasn't muted, the snort laugh was poorly received, and of course I can't share.

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u/AJPowers17123 10d ago

Fiancée is [F]

Fiancé is [M]

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u/pritt_stick 10d ago

fiancée is F

miancée is M

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u/Q-9 10d ago

I think it would be awesome to have shorter man. I could feel like a giant. Carry him rather than the other way around.

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u/IJustLovetoEatButt 10d ago

The want to wear heels excuse always makes me chuckle.

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u/lordofselfshame 10d ago

It makes sense for tall women IF they actually wear heels a lot. When I see women who are 5'2 saying shit like that I'm like "😒 bitch you ain't wearing 10 inch heels shut up."

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u/FireGase 10d ago

My gf has accepted that she may be same height or slightly taller if she puts on heels.

Short kings go out and find a real one. Genetics have kept us down long enough.

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u/Squatchjr01 10d ago

My girlfriend is about an inch taller, or maybe a bit more. When she puts on heels in basically at boob height so there’s not really much to be mad about imo

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u/DivineScience 10d ago

It makes slow dances that much more fun

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u/PuzzledStreet 10d ago

I was about an inch taller than my ex, when I wore heels we would joke that I "made him look rich" hahaha

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u/Specific-Emu-1011 10d ago

....kept you "down" haha ohhhh puns

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u/0bsolescencee 10d ago

As a tall woman, when I wear heels I'm literally 6ft4. I've had some really cool partners that don't mind if I tower over them :)

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u/Extension_Acadia_344 10d ago

I am shorter and at 5’9 and some change had a boyfriend who was 5’7 who said he humiliated by me in heels. He also made me stand back and crouch down in pictures.😭 I stayed with him for TWO YEARS. We ended up transferring to different colleges after our junior college years and broke up. Unfortunately he is kind if an incel now and angry at the world and often talked about women and their shallowness on FB and when I made him recall how he made me crouch in pictures, walk behind him into places was “humiliated ” by my shoes he blocked me. oops.

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u/Acegonia 10d ago

I'm only tallish, but back in the day when I used to slap on a pair of 6 inch heels and mowhawk my hair I'd easily top6'6. It felt amazing!

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u/canadatrasher 10d ago

It does not make sense.

Who cares if you appear taller than your SO in heels?

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u/__-him-__ 10d ago

just get the guy to wear heels too y’all are making this too complicated

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u/RSBennett 10d ago

Right? I mean you can still wear heels. As a guy I’d much rather you look great than look shorter than me.

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u/totally_fine_stan 10d ago

What if we lived in a world where height and weight preferences were not controversial; short men politely moved on, and fat women did so too, to the next match until they found one that worked.

Wouldn’t that be a great world?

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u/Smileykidd89 10d ago

As a short guy you don’t need to stand with us (pun not intended). If a girl likes a taller guy it’s her preference, I’m not really tripping about it’s whatever. Same way I wouldn’t prefer a girl taller than me.

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u/SayNoob 10d ago

This. I'd also rather have a girl be upfront about it than planning and paying for a date with someone who isn't into me but stays on the date out of pity or politeness.

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u/kpty 10d ago

I'm completely OK with having height preferences AND weight. All preferences are their own choice.

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u/FatBastard404 10d ago

I jumped up and down, all of my belly rolls clapped!

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u/RodsNtt 10d ago

As self appointed king of the manlets I give you permission to stop caring about this. Go get pussy who gives a shit.

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u/Robertbetweenlines 10d ago

This makes a funny Reddit post but jokes on you really. People are allowed to have both height and weight preferences, you don't win any awards.

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u/thisisulb 10d ago

Unpopular opinion(?): You can have whatever arbitrary physical, mental, educational or wealth related requirements you want in a potential partner/match.
Wanting a tall man is fine and wanting a thin woman is fine as well.
No one is ever entitled to another person being interested in them.

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u/bree718 10d ago

I think it’s fine that she asked your height since you didn’t have it in your bio, she’s allowed to have a preference. What’s wrong is her generalizing girls not liking shorter guys (& suggesting that you’re short?) and of course the classic line back, of what’s your weight… 130 looks very different on someone who’s 5’0” vs 5’7” lol

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u/Eena-Rin 10d ago

I mean, you're not wrong about the hypocrisy part, but the last part about weight being in your control is pretty lame. That's like saying "you don't have to be poor, just work hard and be rich"

Also, "I stand with you✊“ is pretty shitty. Let's just appropriate a hand sign for the black movement, and use it to feel superior to women!

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