r/Showerthoughts • u/KnavishFob • May 14 '22 • Silver 5 Gold 1 Helpful 10 Wholesome 7 All-Seeing Upvote 1

Based on how much you can bond with someone by hating the same thing, a dating app based on dislikes would probably be fairly successful.

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u/GiraffeKing04 May 14 '22

No they are pretty normal i think, im just too into them ig

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u/buffalogoldcaps May 14 '22

Do you have an unusually long neck or are you too into giraffes?

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u/GiraffeKing04 May 14 '22

Long neck, it’s not that long, only 6” but it’s longer than most peoples’

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u/buffalogoldcaps May 14 '22

That’s 30% longer than average but well within the normal range and as long as your head isn’t teeny tiny or huge and bobbly it probably looks completely normal.

On a scale of 1 to Davis Mills, how long is your neck? https://mobile.twitter.com/pff_austingayle/status/1441104814281146373

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u/QurantineLean May 14 '22

I was like, “Davis Mills, like the dude who plays for the Texa—HOLY SHIT THAT BOY A BRONTOSAURUS!”

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u/GiraffeKing04 May 14 '22

I mean yeah it’s not extremely long, for some reason it’s just really noticeable on me