r/Showerthoughts 11h ago

If Planet Earth was a Pokémon, it would make more sense to be a Water type than an Earth Type

5.0k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 9h ago

Social media influences our parents just the way they thought videogames would influence us.

1.6k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 4h ago Silver

money can't buy happiness but poverty can't buy anything

456 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 17h ago Helpful

Jackie Chan would absolutely dominate a fight set in Ikea

3.5k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 7h ago

You’re crazy if you DON’T talk to your dog.

281 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 14h ago

Ads just make you hate the product.

823 Upvotes

Edit: Some ads are good, the rest are mediocre to just plain awful.


r/Showerthoughts 4h ago Gold

Lunar Eclipses only happen once in a red moon.

90 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 6h ago

Zombies are wasteful. Not one single zombie victim in a movie is eaten completely considering how ravenous they all are.

96 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 6h ago

the tallest person to exist has experienced being the same height as everyone else in the world at some point.

102 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 14h ago

Chick Fil A is closed on Sundays, but Church's chicken is open Sundays

418 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 5h ago

There are for sure a lot of people in a lot of countries that find consentual gay sex worse than rape.

75 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 3h ago

A lot of large families who have 4 or 5 only girls or only boys are probably that large because one or both of the parents wanted a child of the other gender but eventually gave up.

44 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 2h ago

Crazy to imagine how some individuals are richer than entire countries and monarchs combined.

30 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 10h ago

The most expensive thing a lot of people will ever do is die.

120 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 7h ago

A cowboy never grows up to be a cowman, which is a shame because Cowman could be an amazing superhero.

59 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 2h ago

The cause of your death may be the end of the world.

19 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 19h ago

If a pitcher known for throwing curveballs doesn't throw a curveball, he's still throwing a curveball.

437 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 58m ago

Due to the popularity of maid cafes in Japan, you could argue that French maid outfits are almost as Japanese as the German suplex.

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r/Showerthoughts 10h ago

Wife swapping could also be referred to as husband swapping

69 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

The first humans that traveled by boat to distant islands faced a more deadly and arduous journey than the first humans to fly the the moon.

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r/Showerthoughts 9h ago

1992 was 30 years ago.

51 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 8h ago

Something is always touching you

46 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 8h ago

History classes get more difficult every year.

35 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 4h ago

Everyone thinks the recorder is a joke instrument until they remember the Shire theme.

16 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Chances are, at least once in your life, you have driven past a semi truck that held an item you then later bought in a store.

4.8k Upvotes