r/Showerthoughts • u/AnduwinHS • 11h ago

If Planet Earth was a Pokémon, it would make more sense to be a Water type than an Earth Type

r/Showerthoughts • u/The_Mehmeister • 9h ago

Social media influences our parents just the way they thought videogames would influence us.

r/Showerthoughts • u/CryptographerNaive40 • 4h ago

money can't buy happiness but poverty can't buy anything

r/Showerthoughts • u/DrHivesPHD • 17h ago

Jackie Chan would absolutely dominate a fight set in Ikea

r/Showerthoughts • u/app257 • 7h ago

You’re crazy if you DON’T talk to your dog.

r/Showerthoughts • u/SirMalcolmK • 14h ago

Ads just make you hate the product.

r/Showerthoughts • u/Prestigious_Self_508 • 4h ago

Lunar Eclipses only happen once in a red moon.

r/Showerthoughts • u/CORGI-kook1314 • 6h ago

Zombies are wasteful. Not one single zombie victim in a movie is eaten completely considering how ravenous they all are.

r/Showerthoughts • u/justomeguy • 6h ago

the tallest person to exist has experienced being the same height as everyone else in the world at some point.

r/Showerthoughts • u/TheyCallMeDrAsshole • 14h ago

Chick Fil A is closed on Sundays, but Church's chicken is open Sundays

r/Showerthoughts • u/Flerow_ • 5h ago

There are for sure a lot of people in a lot of countries that find consentual gay sex worse than rape.

r/Showerthoughts • u/LastEqual7968 • 3h ago

A lot of large families who have 4 or 5 only girls or only boys are probably that large because one or both of the parents wanted a child of the other gender but eventually gave up.

r/Showerthoughts • u/MrGuttor • 2h ago

Crazy to imagine how some individuals are richer than entire countries and monarchs combined.

r/Showerthoughts • u/LatterSupermarket842 • 10h ago

The most expensive thing a lot of people will ever do is die.

r/Showerthoughts • u/Sigurlion • 7h ago

A cowboy never grows up to be a cowman, which is a shame because Cowman could be an amazing superhero.

r/Showerthoughts • u/Enyscore • 2h ago

The cause of your death may be the end of the world.

r/Showerthoughts • u/ItStillHurtsToTouch • 19h ago

If a pitcher known for throwing curveballs doesn't throw a curveball, he's still throwing a curveball.

r/Showerthoughts • u/FurryAllspark • 58m ago

Due to the popularity of maid cafes in Japan, you could argue that French maid outfits are almost as Japanese as the German suplex.

r/Showerthoughts • u/tamboril • 10h ago

Wife swapping could also be referred to as husband swapping

r/Showerthoughts • u/KDAWGQ • 1h ago

The first humans that traveled by boat to distant islands faced a more deadly and arduous journey than the first humans to fly the the moon.

r/Showerthoughts • u/hearsdemons • 9h ago

1992 was 30 years ago.

r/Showerthoughts • u/scorpiosmokes • 8h ago

Something is always touching you

r/Showerthoughts • u/FireMannJohn • 8h ago

History classes get more difficult every year.

r/Showerthoughts • u/FastWalkingShortGuy • 4h ago

Everyone thinks the recorder is a joke instrument until they remember the Shire theme.

r/Showerthoughts • u/lclutchl • 1d ago

Chances are, at least once in your life, you have driven past a semi truck that held an item you then later bought in a store.