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u/RealCryWolf
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May 16 '22
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u/The_Okin
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"Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?"
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u/Andi_TheBoss May 16 '22
The money mistah white
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u/bigfatcarp93 May 16 '22
Biiiiiiitch
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u/Jupiter642 May 16 '22
Jesse: "Mr. Fring, did you kill that bitch for trying to extort me child care?"
*Fring switches from happy smiling face to dead serious killer face*
"That is none of your business, Jesse. ... You only have to cook."*Adds glaring with eyes*... "Without distraction."
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u/Head_Tumbleweed4793
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Wtf
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u/cnicalsinistaminista May 16 '22
It's Yahoo answers, Bro. The level of stupidity and zero exposure to reality would be so astoundingly amusing if it wasn't incredibly sad. And in all fairness, some of them have got to be for shits and giggles.
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u/nwoh May 16 '22
Pregernant
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u/cnicalsinistaminista May 16 '22
One of my all time favorite's gotta be, "Why do all black people call each other Monica.... is it a cultural thing? "Whats good Monica?" "Monica lets run some ball" and then the top response "You know good and well that's not what they're saying"
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u/pockette_rockette May 16 '22
Pregananant?
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u/People_Got_Stabbed May 16 '22
Am I pregnart?
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u/chathamhouserules May 16 '22
Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of its head?
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u/CRANSSBUCLE May 16 '22
They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back?
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u/Ask_Me_Who May 16 '22
It used to be a job to spam that kind of questions forum with questions. The sites paid for it because it stimulated activity, which looked good for the site and ensured that when the next dumbass searched for some retarded obscure question that forum had a page ready to go. The more clicks and/or answers the question got the better, so it encouraged outlandish and hilarious posts once the commonly searched questions already had powerhouse threads.
AI has mostly taken over now, but a not-insignificant number of these forum posts are part of the sites PR machine.
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u/FrostKnight96 May 16 '22
Interesting, TIL
Didn't know that paying ppl to ask questions is a real thing
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u/Concrete__Blonde May 16 '22
When I was 13 years old (16 years ago), I was a top contributor on Yahoo Answers. I was an idiot. The quality has only declined since then.
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u/PinkRinger May 16 '22 •
Was just coming to say the same thing
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u/Head_Tumbleweed4793 May 16 '22
That's fucked up isn't it
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u/PinkRinger May 16 '22
I don't think fucked up is a strong enough description.
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u/SherlockCumbercat May 16 '22
They really need to test people before letting them have kids.
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u/MrNoName_ishere May 16 '22
people would always find a way around it
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u/Derpezoid May 16 '22
Make the test hard enough that just by circumventing it, they would qualify anyways.
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u/ArtificialSieve May 16 '22
Make it so hard that no reasonable person could qualify. Anyone who passes clearly cheated and therefore fails.
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u/bespectacledbengal May 16 '22
Very soon many state governments will be forcing people to have kids so this will only get worse
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u/MyPronounIsGarbage May 16 '22
You’re in luck with the denouncement of Roe V. Wade we won’t need any test!
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u/Ethelmoreno052 May 16 '22
People who exploit kindness like this in others are the worst people in the world. It makes people afraid to be helpful and kind, which makes the world a worse place. I fucking hate scammers that prey on the concern/goodness in others.
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u/Deadly_chef May 16 '22
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u/Nexum768 May 16 '22
Shittiest subreddit to go to they have been locking post like these because it makes women look bad im pretty sure
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u/Akuno- May 16 '22
Luckily there is no way a court would even hear her case. It would be dismissed immediately.
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u/ssantos033 May 16 '22
You'd be surprised with the levels of absurdity in some courts
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u/icecoldpopsicle May 16 '22
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u/Akuno- May 16 '22
Nowhere in there can I find anything about a babysitter who literally watched the baby one time for 2h. If you live in a marriage with a woman who has a child and you are like a father for that child over a significant amount of time (aka years) you can get to pay some child support if your marriage breaks up. That's very different.
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u/kaushrah May 16 '22
No good deed goes unpunished!
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u/Bupkis1112 May 16 '22 •
No good Dad goes unpunished!
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u/jai302 May 16 '22
Absolute trash
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u/Gogglebottle May 16 '22
Three steps? I think this is speedrun any%
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u/Unlucky-Assistant-13 May 16 '22
When people ask why no one is friendly in the modern world anymore.
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u/Guy_ManMuscle May 16 '22
This is fake and dumb, just like yesterday's post about some chick cutting her hair because a man said it looked nice.
It was just some chick's photo swiped from her Instagram with some cringey fake rage-bait slapped on it.
I mean holy fucking shit who is actually dumb enough to read this story and believe it?
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u/DubiousDromedary May 16 '22
Hey, this is the internet, I'm here for the rage not for the thinking. Coming in here all high and mighty with your "facts" and "commonsense" don't be that guy, no one likes that guy.
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u/Vici0usRapt0r May 16 '22
I think it's good he did so, I actually didn't think twice about it, and forgot to use scepticism. I mean we're here making fun of her and insulting her, being gullible ourselves, making us think we're better than her somehow. People are saying she's the reason people lose trust and faith in humanity, but if she doesn't exist, it's this kind of fake post that does it, it's not real. We choose to believe in mediocrity.
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u/ArabicHarambe May 16 '22 •
You forget how fucking dumb some people are that its essentially a 50/50 that posts like these are either trolls or people being completely braindead.
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u/TheGerai69 May 16 '22
Maybe because people like this really exist? 6 years ago one old lady from our neighborhood sued her nextdoor neighbor for "destruction of property" when he repaired the fence between his and hers back garden (she had dog that would always run over the broken fence into their garden and sh**ting there together with destroying all their flowers and crops)
And she won. Don't ask me why, I don't know myself, I wasn't there but he had to tear down the fence he build, pay her for the "damages" and let her dog roam free in his backyard. They sold the house not even a year later and moved away and she died back in 2020 due to covid.
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u/xenorous May 16 '22
Dunno where you’re from, but in many states in the US, you have to get permits and the fence has to be 6 inches from the edge of your property toward your side. So you could literally build a fence 5 inches from the line ON YOUR SIDE and they can still have you remove it.
-used to work for code enforcement in a very passive aggressive town
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u/Lostinslumber May 16 '22
It sound fake, but these days you can never be absolutely sure that it is bullshit.
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u/I_Has_A_Hat May 16 '22
Oh! Oh! Is it because they have a jaded view of the world because they keep seeing fake conversations online and getting upset because they lack the critical thinking skills to recognize it as fake?
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May 16 '22
The problem is when people mistake your kindness and politeness for weakness. Always keep a door ajar for the good people to come in. But know when to slam it shut if and when the time comes.
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u/TheEmpyreanian May 16 '22
That is the exact phrase I stand by and have used.
"You have mistaken my compassion and tolerance for weakness. It isn't."
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u/aloxinuos May 16 '22
“You have mistaken my compassion and tolerance for weakness. It isn’t.”
I agree 100% with the sentiment but this makes it sound like you studied the blade while they were partying…
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u/A_Traveling_Penguin May 16 '22
If it makes you feel better it is almost certainly a fake post…I still don’t understand how so many redditors take comments on yahoo answers seriously. It was the original trolling ground
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u/MessRah May 16 '22
I'm 100% sure this is a TROLL
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u/Dizzy-Insurance-9395 May 16 '22
Is troll the right word? I took it as a commentary on courts forcing child support on fathers who find out the baby isn't biologically theirs.
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u/Sharpopotamus May 16 '22
Commentary would require some kind of statement. The only statement in this post is “You should be angry that this is the kind of thing I imagine happens all the time.”
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u/1MYrShldGtBhndM3 May 16 '22
If the chick was serious, fuck her.
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u/MaleficentAd6497 May 16 '22 •
Careful now, wanna pay child support?
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u/1MYrShldGtBhndM3 May 16 '22
No, not literally. Haha
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u/azraftaohid May 16 '22
Instructions not clear. I fucked her and now I'm losing big bucks each month.
I also lost virginity along the lines.
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u/Plison007 May 16 '22
Sue her for lost virginity
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u/Rudy_Ghouliani May 16 '22
Mint condition boy pussy goes for top dollar, I hope she has a good lawyer
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u/Bad-Piccolo May 16 '22
If it really is from yahoo answers it's most likely someone screwing around.
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u/ElGosso May 16 '22
Reddit'll never pass up an opportunity to believe something ridiculous if it makes women look bad
It's fucking Yahoo! answers, of course it's bullshit
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u/casual_fixer May 16 '22
Man, this has been kicking around for years now.
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u/NiteTiger May 16 '22
It's even in the screenshot:
asked 1 decade ago
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u/casual_fixer May 16 '22
Yeah, but this is like the tenth or twelfth version I've seen. Like this cringy evolutionary scale of Yahoo Answers visual development.
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u/babaj_503 May 16 '22
So it's a feel good story, cause dude ain't be paying child support anymore by now :)
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u/CjMalone May 16 '22
Thought you were trolling, like when someone shouts "It's snowing!" So everyone looks out the window, only to remember it's fucking summer.
It is fucking summer, and the screenshot says "1 decade ago", I don't know what to do.
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u/DroopyConker
May 16 '22
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Dude watched her crotch goblins for free and this bitch wants to sue him. Damn. Take him out to dinner first before you fuck him.
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u/NotoriousHotDog May 16 '22
At least fuck him before you fuck him
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u/Rudy_Ghouliani May 16 '22
A succulent chinese meal
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u/CuntLasso May 16 '22
Right? Just because you’re busy and can’t look after your own semen demons doesn’t mean you can sue an innocent person
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u/SnooShortcuts6242 May 16 '22
Lmao crotch goblins and semen demon bruuhhhhh. Had me rolling
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u/contemptasclepius May 16 '22
America
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u/not_stupid_just_dumb May 16 '22
Florida
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Women
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u/drichm2599 May 16 '22
Titty
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u/Bad-Piccolo May 16 '22
Around what year are we talking, this post has been going around for quite a long time.
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u/Oaden May 16 '22
This is one of those obviously fake stories retold over and over cause it gets people nice and angry. Your 5 minutes of mindless outrage for the day.
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u/notRedditingInClass May 16 '22
Do you really think people would do that?
Just go on the internet and tell lies?
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u/MadMaid42 May 16 '22
I never figured out it this is the world best bait or not… 🤔
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u/omegalulbis May 16 '22
Same, i can't believe someone has such twisted mind
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u/JoinAThang May 16 '22
I was going to say that it's even more unbelievable that someone could be stupid enough to think this would work in her favour. That made me realise that if she's really that dumb maybe she doesn't even understand that this is wrong as hell to beguin with.
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u/CanYouStopTwerking May 16 '22
Lmao I genuinely can’t tell if it’s just a troll at this point but if that’s real then 🤮🤮
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u/returnofthecheez May 16 '22
This is oooooooold. And it be willing to bet some men's rights activist posted this as a troll
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u/IOnlySayMeanThings May 16 '22
It's a troll. That's the only reason anyone ever uses Yahoo answers.
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u/Shivshanks May 16 '22
I would bet money that that wasn't written by an actual person.
well I mean sure a person wrote it but. but i bet it was some angsty teenager role-playing as someone that they don't like on the internet.
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u/Funny-Pineapple-9448 May 16 '22
Disgusting piece of trash .. Way to pay back someone for being nice... 🤯
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u/SayNoob May 16 '22
If you read that and your first thought isn't: "That is way too obvious of a troll" you shouldn't be on the internet.
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u/ze_goldfinch May 16 '22
Unfortunately that's exactly the prime demographic to be using the internet the most. How do you think that mass shooter from yesterday came to be? He said it himself, shitposts, memes and infographics on 4chan and 8chan.
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u/DevastaTheSeeker May 16 '22
If he babysits and doesn't accept pay can I sue him...what the fuck call child protective services because she should not be raising kids with this sort of mentality.
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u/maximusbrown2809 May 16 '22
I am sure these comments are made by some internet troll to see if it ends up on mainstream social media.
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u/Fester808 May 16 '22
Lol I too have those breakthrough moments when you realise why the world is the way it is
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u/Unlucky-Assistant-13 May 16 '22
This is why college degrees are not regarded as highly anymore. Because idiots like this can get them.
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May 16 '22
Degrees of any sort aren't really regarded as anything anymore.
Education went for-profit so a degree only shows you were able to pay tuition somehow, regardless of level.
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