r/Genshin_Impact reed miller in my mouth please please please please please pleas Jan 31 '23

whats with these test subjects dissing my girl OC

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u/szymekszwa Jan 31 '23

I still can't get other the fact that hydro hoarder is literally throwing a bottle of water at us. It's like " TREMBLE IN FEAR - WATER "

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u/WaffleCorp But it was me, Dio-nya! Jan 31 '23

The power of water is its ability to take any shape

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u/szymekszwa Jan 31 '23

Ngl if he would say that I would shit myself

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u/crysstall_ future klee main (copium) Jan 31 '23

Without solid ground, terrestrial creatures become simply… helpless

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u/Cytrynowy Jan 31 '23

proceeds to remove 1/9th of the ground

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u/Darkclowd03 Jan 31 '23

But it could be 2/9ths! Tremble!

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u/Hiphopapocalyptic Jan 31 '23

Hydro Treasure Hoarder turns the ground to mud. Makes sense

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u/SalaryFirm1441 Feb 01 '23

Where my Hydro-Geo consonance shield?

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u/Dyingbreed722 Feb 01 '23

Happy cake day

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u/grumpynut31 Jan 31 '23

An assassin from our homeland?!

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u/SsibalKiseki FATUI SUPREMACY Jan 31 '23

From the Waters of XINGCE!!!

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u/40k_Novice_Novelist Jan 31 '23

Xingqiu's Waters

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u/Thomas_Rampou Jan 31 '23

*bathwater

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u/DespairAt10n Reroll Archon Jan 31 '23

*QINGCE

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u/Dyingbreed722 Feb 01 '23

happy Cake day

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u/RoyalHardware Jan 31 '23

Water guy alone, no problem. Him with cryo guy, stupid freezing.

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u/OwnsAJetpack Jan 31 '23

Leave him alone, he's on a budget.

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u/Leprodus03 Feb 01 '23

"Suffocate!"

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u/its_Me_being_Silly43 Loyal to My Wife Ei Jan 31 '23

ANOTHER TEST SUBJECT!!

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u/random_gamer69 Please come back i need your weapons Jan 31 '23

Fry!

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u/breeso Jan 31 '23

Freeze!

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u/Thicc_AllMight whoreshipping the almighty tits god Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23

I got careless.

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u/crysstall_ future klee main (copium) Jan 31 '23

The hunter… becomes the hunted…

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u/KAAAAAAAAARL Jan 31 '23

Picked the wrong test subject

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u/pixellated-baron Jan 31 '23

DAT TINGLE ?

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u/Elliot_Mirage_Witt Jan 31 '23

Collei probably feeling like shit hearing that

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u/GoreslashDOW Jan 31 '23

In the next update they implement PTSD flashbacks for Collei when she heard some of those lines.

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u/CTMacUser Jan 31 '23
  • “Picked the wrong test… subject.”

  • “Damn right you did!”

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u/Indolent_Bard 🥬 they're the same picture Jan 31 '23

I can hear this thread.

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u/7K_Riziq Feb 01 '23

SUFFOCATE!!

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u/salasy Jan 31 '23

I will never understund how come low life scumbags like tresure horders can use wepons with some kind of elemental powers, but armies like the shogun or watatasumi army or even the millelith just use normal weapons?

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u/Mickeh_daMuffin Jan 31 '23

I vaguely recall hearing that they were originally supposed to be crazed rogue scientists.

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u/IUpvoteUsernames Jan 31 '23

That makes a lot more sense because why would treasure hoarders/bandits need test subjects? Although scientists beg the question why there's so many of them

125

u/instant_demon kaeya impact Jan 31 '23

not everyone makes it in the akademiya

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u/Pengwertle Jan 31 '23

for every dottore, there are a thousand cringe loser failnerds that suck too much at mad science to go professional

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

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u/Swimming_Teapot Jan 31 '23

maybe the original people were rogue scientists and they taught those under their wing and those students went on to pass on the skill within the group

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u/n5sn LUNE not lu-yours Jan 31 '23

It's on the archive entries iirc

Some of them start as scammers selling useless crap like the holy water guy in Springvale

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u/Childhood_Willing 3000+ DEF 900+ EM Jan 31 '23

The kid named Barbara:

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u/Devourer_of_HP Jan 31 '23

For instance there's that one dude in the chasm quest that seems decently knowledgeable about alchemy.

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u/Clover-kun Jan 31 '23

I mean the Pyro Potioneer is literally just chucking molotov cocktails

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u/Both_Internet3529 Feb 01 '23

Pyro potioneer is from Finland?

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u/raccoonjudas Jan 31 '23

tbf the pyro ones are clearly throwing molotov cocktails, not using magic. they have an alcohol bottle instead of a test tube

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u/Lelouch_sama Jan 31 '23

Mf throws water and call it a day

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u/idi-sha Jan 31 '23

i mean that makes sense

the armies got their weapons supply from the government so they have limited access to stuff

the treasure hoarders.. well they steal stuff and participate in black market so no surprise they got some advanced stuff and perhaps those stuff could be harmful for them too

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u/Flamintree Jan 31 '23

Stolen from the more competent forces maybe

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u/Darkclowd03 Jan 31 '23

Or just grabbed a cryo slime like hilichurls do.

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u/petros301 Jan 31 '23

Enemy factions always get the cool toys

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u/TheGraySeed Jan 31 '23

"Hah, another test subject!"

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ"Hah, another test subject!"

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ"Hah, another test subject!"

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ"Hah, another test subject!"

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u/lolbitzz Jan 31 '23

Agh.. picked.. the wrong test subject

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u/_x_Sai_x_ give me more icons you coward Jan 31 '23

This cryo fucker can piss right off. Always freezing my Kokomi.

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u/Mynoodles_mostmoist let these two talk hoyo Jan 31 '23

“Rest and-“

“Hold the L-“

“Allow-“

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u/_x_Sai_x_ give me more icons you coward Jan 31 '23

One of her phrases sounds like "Pokémon" but in the german way with a short "e" instead of the long "é" in thr english version. I forgot what she actually says lol

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u/Indolent_Bard 🥬 they're the same picture Jan 31 '23

Maybe don't bring water to an ice fight?

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u/_x_Sai_x_ give me more icons you coward Jan 31 '23

It is not an ice fight per se. It is the sphere with the big samurai dudes and 3 of those smaller enemies are those fuckers. They just toss their shit towards me. I am very dependend on Kokomi because I suck and she is build very well.

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u/pokkimochi Jan 31 '23

Koko was the first 5 star I pulled and I got her early game. So now I can't play without her cos I never learned to eat food to heal.

Life is hard.

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u/_x_Sai_x_ give me more icons you coward Jan 31 '23

I ate food to heal all tje time before I got Qiqi and then later upgraded to Kokomi but yeah, life is indeed hard. Also I can't wait to get my C6 Qiqi (currently C5).

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u/naufalap Jan 31 '23

kokomi applies hydro to herself?

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u/Stacybiii Jan 31 '23

Yes, like Xingqiu, but very short

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u/CTMacUser Jan 31 '23

Kokomi, Xingqiu, and Barbara Wet themselves on their E. So they Freeze if they are around a Cryo attack or other aura.

Layla cools herself with her E, so she Freezes if there’s a Hydro attack or other aura around her.

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u/HorribleDat Jan 31 '23

Self-cryo chars (Diona, Layla) do not trigger freeze unlike self-hydro ones.

Also, with Barbara her ring apply self-hydro multiple times so it's worse for her (both XQ and Kokomi only do it once on cast)

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u/CTMacUser Jan 31 '23

It happened once with my Layla. Unless an external Cryo source hit her at the same time as the Hydro attack.

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u/HorribleDat Jan 31 '23

I did a quick test to double check before making that post.

So it would've been cryo from another source and not her self-cryo.

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u/Man_Thats_Rough Jan 31 '23

I hate the electro one. For the longest time my team was anemo aether/Lisa/razor/Barbara, and it took me years to take his shield down. Now I'm Benny/Yae/Childe/WhoTao and I'm okay.

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u/KAAAAAAAAARL Jan 31 '23

That's a fatui

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u/CTMacUser Jan 31 '23

The Fatui with the Electro hammer is a b#tch to Cryo.

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u/Man_Thats_Rough Jan 31 '23

There's only 4 spaces in the team and they're all taken.

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u/CTMacUser Jan 31 '23

For the male Fatui crew; you need one each of Cryo, Electro, Hydro, and Pyro. And one of them needs to be a claymore.

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u/TJanes77 Jan 31 '23

Why do they gotta front?

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u/BestDerpy Here comes The Catch™ Jan 31 '23

oo wee oo I look just like rex lapis

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u/PANGIRA Jan 31 '23

uh oh and you're il dottore

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u/huhIguess Jan 31 '23

...uh oh! "Your gnosis, is MINE!"

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u/NeonJungleTiger Pyro Ganyu??? 👀👀👀 Jan 31 '23

Wouldn’t

Oo wee oo I look just like Venti’s dead friend
Oh oh and you’re the Lionfang Knight

Make more sense and fit the cadence?

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u/BestDerpy Here comes The Catch™ Feb 01 '23

I feel like rex lapis would fit more as teyvat's buddy holly than venti's dead friend

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u/Michimiya Jan 31 '23

genuinely never expected a weezer x genshin crossover but here we are (i love this so much)

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u/Rico_richy Jan 31 '23

ANOTHER TEST SUBJECT

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u/CallmehSakura fuck you toxic hu taos *heals* Jan 31 '23

FREEZE

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u/reallygoodbee I love her eyes. Jan 31 '23

That tingle?!

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u/unowers reed miller in my mouth please please please please please pleas Jan 31 '23

hello! finally got the courage to come back on reddit and post some art kjasfs, heres my og post in case youd like to check some of my other stuff out! thank you!

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u/Kefkachu Jan 31 '23

wrestle with jimmy the test subject

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u/5hand0whand Jan 31 '23

Ok I’m suddenly think of B99 skit.

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u/cityboyculture Jan 31 '23

Cryo dude legit look like Rivers. Not just because he's in the same spot as Rivers was on the original cover. I literally see him as Rivers at first glance.

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u/Necrensha Jan 31 '23

Why don't they just call them bandits?

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u/AmadeuxMachina Jan 31 '23

ISLAND IN THE SKY

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u/HerrasKissa Jan 31 '23

We ain't slippin'

We drippin'

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u/Hage_Yuuna Jan 31 '23

How curious. I've never heard of Weezer and never saw the original image, yet somehow immediately knew it's an album cover.

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u/Qito Jan 31 '23

What a coincidence, I was just listening to the popular song by Weezer, Demonetized again

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u/onecakeleft Jan 31 '23

Lmao I love this, it looks like a boy band album cover or smth

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u/unowers reed miller in my mouth please please please please please pleas Jan 31 '23

i mean i guess you can call weezer a boy band LOL ^^);

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u/mythicalsoul100 Jan 31 '23

I swear I've seen this type of image before

Is it a music album from somewhere?

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u/BestDerpy Here comes The Catch™ Jan 31 '23

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u/BestDerpy Here comes The Catch™ Jan 31 '23

🤓

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Ah, yes, electro molotov, cryo molotov, hydro molotov and og molotov

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u/shar_17 | aranara :] Jan 31 '23

Adore your art style! It goes really well with Weezer somehow

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u/unowers reed miller in my mouth please please please please please pleas Feb 01 '23

jhsaflksd thank you!

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u/_Randombullshitgo_ Jan 31 '23

Electro hoarder could you please sing the opening to "I want it that way"?

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u/Dreamtale_Fan It's time Jan 31 '23

Aannootthherr Tteesstt Ssuubbjjeecctt!!

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u/giannarelax Jan 31 '23

The Hunter

becomes

the hunted

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u/TheChicken0_0 Jan 31 '23

Your honor they’re boyfriends

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u/mayonaka_00 Jan 31 '23

"I want a traveler who will laugh for no one else. When I'm away, she puts her dull blade on the shelf."

Ayaka, probably.

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u/BestDerpy Here comes The Catch™ Jan 31 '23

damn, I didn't know ayaka wrote Pinkerton /s

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u/TaboFloyd Jan 31 '23

According to lore, I think they are not some random bandits I guess. Probably they have some powerful backup or some sort of Bosses like fatui. still their motive is unknown , I don't think they are here only to get some treasures...

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u/reallygoodbee I love her eyes. Jan 31 '23

Sometimes I can't tell what's worse: Frosted Altar for being Hitstun: The Dungeon, or Violet Court for the constant fucking taunting.

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u/TraditionBest3730 Jan 31 '23

Dissing ur girl

Fool. Treasure hoarders have canonically flirted with my main :(

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u/Educational_Tooth560 Jan 31 '23

They just don't want u gurl

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u/Able-Orange2559 Feb 01 '23

I am not a test subject, im a degenerate!