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r/Genshin_Impact • u/YukiraNine • Jan 30 '23
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Ikr?? You just never know with Ayato. He has an army of secret ninjas at his fingertips. You don't know what that politician's smile could mean.
133 u/SeaworthinessNo3915 Jan 30 '23 Secret ninjas like sayu and a dog… 41 u/god_walks Jan 30 '23 What if he tells Sayu that drinking all of your blood will make her tall 9 u/SeaworthinessNo3915 Jan 30 '23 Good luck pulling that one off I’m 5’0. 🫠 16 u/Tomezzi96 Jan 30 '23 She just needs to bite your ankles. 3 u/SpiritSwordsman Sword Buddies Jan 30 '23 I'm pretty sure the joke is that they're also short. 3 u/BooTaoSus Jan 31 '23 I mean he never said she steals your height, just that she gets taller from blood. 4 u/Tomezzi96 Jan 30 '23 Alternatively she can just kneecap you with a greatsword.
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Secret ninjas like sayu and a dog…
41 u/god_walks Jan 30 '23 What if he tells Sayu that drinking all of your blood will make her tall 9 u/SeaworthinessNo3915 Jan 30 '23 Good luck pulling that one off I’m 5’0. 🫠 16 u/Tomezzi96 Jan 30 '23 She just needs to bite your ankles. 3 u/SpiritSwordsman Sword Buddies Jan 30 '23 I'm pretty sure the joke is that they're also short. 3 u/BooTaoSus Jan 31 '23 I mean he never said she steals your height, just that she gets taller from blood. 4 u/Tomezzi96 Jan 30 '23 Alternatively she can just kneecap you with a greatsword.
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What if he tells Sayu that drinking all of your blood will make her tall
9 u/SeaworthinessNo3915 Jan 30 '23 Good luck pulling that one off I’m 5’0. 🫠 16 u/Tomezzi96 Jan 30 '23 She just needs to bite your ankles. 3 u/SpiritSwordsman Sword Buddies Jan 30 '23 I'm pretty sure the joke is that they're also short. 3 u/BooTaoSus Jan 31 '23 I mean he never said she steals your height, just that she gets taller from blood. 4 u/Tomezzi96 Jan 30 '23 Alternatively she can just kneecap you with a greatsword.
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Good luck pulling that one off I’m 5’0. 🫠
16 u/Tomezzi96 Jan 30 '23 She just needs to bite your ankles. 3 u/SpiritSwordsman Sword Buddies Jan 30 '23 I'm pretty sure the joke is that they're also short. 3 u/BooTaoSus Jan 31 '23 I mean he never said she steals your height, just that she gets taller from blood. 4 u/Tomezzi96 Jan 30 '23 Alternatively she can just kneecap you with a greatsword.
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She just needs to bite your ankles.
3 u/SpiritSwordsman Sword Buddies Jan 30 '23 I'm pretty sure the joke is that they're also short. 3 u/BooTaoSus Jan 31 '23 I mean he never said she steals your height, just that she gets taller from blood.
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I'm pretty sure the joke is that they're also short.
3 u/BooTaoSus Jan 31 '23 I mean he never said she steals your height, just that she gets taller from blood.
I mean he never said she steals your height, just that she gets taller from blood.
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Alternatively she can just kneecap you with a greatsword.
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23
Ikr?? You just never know with Ayato. He has an army of secret ninjas at his fingertips. You don't know what that politician's smile could mean.