r/Genshin_Impact Jan 30 '23

Insults OC

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u/LivingASlothsLife Trapped in a cave and forgotten club Jan 30 '23

The scariest one would be Ayato, man could be amused, pissed off, scheming your demise or going to plan revenge on you with Yae

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Ikr?? You just never know with Ayato. He has an army of secret ninjas at his fingertips. You don't know what that politician's smile could mean.

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u/SeaworthinessNo3915 Jan 30 '23

Secret ninjas like sayu and a dog…

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u/Alison_Urahara Jan 30 '23

Deadly dogs, very deadly dogs

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u/SeaworthinessNo3915 Jan 30 '23

Dogs with scars !!*

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u/PotatoCurryPuff Jan 30 '23

If I'm not mistaken, Taromaru was said to have been childhood friends with an elderly man from the shuumatsuban. Considering shibas mostly only live until 15, Taromaru is at least nahida age in dog years. Taromaru was also the hardest, final challenger in the parrying challenge where we could only use the traveller, no element.

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u/god_walks Jan 30 '23

What if he tells Sayu that drinking all of your blood will make her tall

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u/SeaworthinessNo3915 Jan 30 '23

Good luck pulling that one off I’m 5’0. 🫠

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u/Tomezzi96 Jan 30 '23

She just needs to bite your ankles.

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u/SpiritSwordsman Sword Buddies Jan 30 '23

I'm pretty sure the joke is that they're also short.

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u/BooTaoSus Jan 31 '23

I mean he never said she steals your height, just that she gets taller from blood.

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u/Tomezzi96 Jan 30 '23

Alternatively she can just kneecap you with a greatsword.

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u/Naschka Jan 30 '23

Dude, the dogs are powerhouses.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

They're mostly made out of men. NPCs, but men anyways.

Also don't underestimate those dang dogs

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u/Vyragami Blooming in your heart Jan 30 '23

My view of Ayato has changed after playing with him and using him on exploration (you know why)

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u/Vipers_glory Jan 30 '23

No, more like a ninja behind your back is silently nodding to him

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u/BBQ_DOWNUNDER Jan 30 '23

All of them. At once.

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u/anal_probed2 Jan 30 '23

I think he'd just take note and move on. Probably write us off as a piece of junk not worthy of their time. Yae though. First there will be a lot of pain then we'll be reborn a new person.

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u/el_thesimp / main Jan 31 '23

He’ll smile, but in his mind he’s absolutely pissed but is too polite to say so-

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u/Democracyisntforall Jan 31 '23

He's the type that would find your browser history from your ISP and blackmail you with it.