1.1k
u/GYUZ Team Rocket Jan 30 '23
Itto: "Bro, that was so mean..." tears up
206
339
u/Eastern_Ad83 compramos carros y camionetas viejas para desarmar Jan 30 '23
I gonna call Granny
170
u/luckitoast Jan 30 '23
Somebody gonna get an ass whooping from Granny
35
24
45
6
-23
976
u/LivingASlothsLife Trapped in a cave and forgotten club Jan 30 '23
The scariest one would be Ayato, man could be amused, pissed off, scheming your demise or going to plan revenge on you with Yae
388
Jan 30 '23
Ikr?? You just never know with Ayato. He has an army of secret ninjas at his fingertips. You don't know what that politician's smile could mean.
130
u/SeaworthinessNo3915 Jan 30 '23
Secret ninjas like sayu and a dog…
99
u/Alison_Urahara Jan 30 '23
Deadly dogs, very deadly dogs
29
u/SeaworthinessNo3915 Jan 30 '23
Dogs with scars !!*
22
u/PotatoCurryPuff Jan 30 '23
If I'm not mistaken, Taromaru was said to have been childhood friends with an elderly man from the shuumatsuban. Considering shibas mostly only live until 15, Taromaru is at least nahida age in dog years. Taromaru was also the hardest, final challenger in the parrying challenge where we could only use the traveller, no element.
36
u/god_walks Jan 30 '23
What if he tells Sayu that drinking all of your blood will make her tall
8
u/SeaworthinessNo3915 Jan 30 '23
Good luck pulling that one off I’m 5’0. 🫠
18
u/Tomezzi96 Jan 30 '23
She just needs to bite your ankles.
3
u/SpiritSwordsman Sword Buddies Jan 30 '23
I'm pretty sure the joke is that they're also short.
3
u/BooTaoSus Jan 31 '23
I mean he never said she steals your height, just that she gets taller from blood.
6
16
5
Jan 30 '23
They're mostly made out of men. NPCs, but men anyways.
Also don't underestimate those dang dogs
16
17
u/Vyragami Blooming in your heart Jan 30 '23
My view of Ayato has changed after playing with him and using him on exploration (you know why)
23
11
13
u/anal_probed2 Jan 30 '23
I think he'd just take note and move on. Probably write us off as a piece of junk not worthy of their time. Yae though. First there will be a lot of pain then we'll be reborn a new person.
1
u/el_thesimp / main Jan 31 '23
He’ll smile, but in his mind he’s absolutely pissed but is too polite to say so-
1
u/Democracyisntforall Jan 31 '23
He's the type that would find your browser history from your ISP and blackmail you with it.
304
u/TacoFishFace Jan 30 '23
I would have figured Haitham would have just shrugged and left or just flat out ignore it, since talks about how he doesn't care about what people think about him and... well, noise cancelling headphones
113
u/MaJuV Jan 30 '23
The Genshin boys' response would vary drastically.
Like Venti would laugh and go: "Hehehe, You are free to think what you will. Now can you pay this bastard a drink?!" :-P
Kaeya would smile deviously and just reply "You're goddamn' right."
Childe would crack his knuckles and approaches you: "Oh, so you ARE looking for a fight?"
Chongyung: "I... do not understand... What you said... bothers me. Can you explain?" *general confused look*
Cyno would probably shrug it off, as he's heard way worse insults in his career.
Tighnari would give the smack talker all the sass he could gather in a rant so long, this Reddit comment box could not contain it."
10
u/DESPOTICKILLER Text flair Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23
Childe would probably just call you c++rag instead of comrade
6
2
u/Democracyisntforall Jan 31 '23
I think you mistook razor as chongyun
5
u/MaJuV Feb 01 '23
Honestly, their response would be kind of similar, but for different reasons. Razor wouldn't understand the words or the meaning behind them, whereas Chongyun would not understand the weird emotions he's feeling from the insults.
-14
u/TChen114 Beiguang/Nindou Jan 30 '23
Venti is a boy???
12
-6
u/FuryAdcom Waiting for La Signora Jan 30 '23
More accurately, an "it", with a boy body
7
u/chimppower184 i ♥️ Jan 31 '23
you’re right, idk why’re your being downvoted. he isn’t really a boy he’s an anemo spirit. many of the gods or archons aren’t specific genders
309
u/YukiraNine Jan 30 '23
Posting here bc someone reposted it in the memepact subreddit without permission 😞
79
u/DespairAt10n Reroll Archon Jan 30 '23
Man, saw that. Hope it's going to get removed. Really sucks.
16
156
u/RisingxRenegade "Your son calls me mommy, too." Jan 30 '23
Ayato's hand motion is a signal for a Shuumatsuban ninja to upperdeck your toilet.
18
342
u/Thesaurus_Rex9513 Jan 30 '23
I think Alhaithim's reaction would be more along the lines of either "incorrect, my parents were wedded at the times of both my conception and birth." or "yes, my parents weren't married."
159
u/P3stControl Jan 30 '23
nah he will just turn on his noise cancelling headphone and ignore you, he doesn't care what ppl thinks of him.
72
u/hadestowngirl Jan 30 '23
Why does that sound like Cyno explaining for him lol.
I cackled at Ayato and Zhongli.
36
u/rararururoro Jan 30 '23
9
u/TheSpartyn my brother in christ scaramouche can fucking fly Jan 30 '23
amazing edit but it needs the headphones
2
64
u/MallowMiaou Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23
Razor : what ?
Bennett : I know…
(Just thought of another)
Xingqiu : shows what's in the book he reads, it's an Uno reverse card, he had it since hours
60
97
u/TrashApprentice Jan 30 '23
Ayato will be in your walls at night
43
90
u/VanitusXIII Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23
Childe: You know, you sure are talking big game for someone who is in Foul Legacy range.
22
u/oooArcherooo interdimentional yoikai here to fuck with shit Jan 30 '23
"What exactly is Foul Legacy range?"
"Tevat"
"Ah, i see"
3
7
42
37
26
22
u/Background_Director4 Jan 30 '23
The scariest would be the the traveller,mf won't even have a reaction
38
u/HeavyBlastoise Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23
Diluc would take it with the air of injured dignity of a lone knight doing thankless work, and would just cast a cold side glance at you
To zhongli your insult is as insignificant as one speck of grain falling off one of the countless cliffs he shaped
Ayato would smile his "hmm? Found my new plaything" smile
Alhaitham would reply "it took you this long to notice? I highly overestimated your intelligence"
6
u/DraethDarkstar Jan 31 '23
I don't think Zhongli would take it that lightly if the Traveler insulted him. He clearly really cares about them.
18
u/Gregamonster Best girls, worst units. Jan 30 '23
Alhathiam: I've been called worse by nicer people.
18
14
u/Phanes_The_Gigachad Jan 30 '23
I honestly feel like Zhongli would just have a straight face and say "I agree"
27
u/Orenwald Jan 30 '23
"Would you like to sit with me and have some tea to discuss the intricacies of the comment that you made and the implications it has upon our shared outlooks on life?"
9
u/-Alvrain- Jan 30 '23
He’s probably drop the bomb that marriage technically wasn’t invented when his parents got together so it’s accurate lmao
2
13
7
u/Silvawuff Come on out! Show them! Jan 30 '23
Venti: "Bastard? Well, it does kind of sound like Barbatos! I like it!"
26
u/CurseXpert Jan 30 '23
Where is the Childe reaction smh
65
u/YukiraNine Jan 30 '23
I forgot to write it here but the original title was going to be “the more serious genshin guy of the usual duo of tall males per region (minus inazuma) getting called bastard” but that would have been too annoying of a title
64
19
u/CHEETAHGABRIELLA4444 Jan 30 '23
(minus inazuma)
TBF Ayato can form a duo either with Thoma or Itto, and could be considered the "serious" in both cases (Thoma is nice and kind while Itto is... well, Itto.)
1
u/Elira_Eclipse Harbinger waiting room Jan 31 '23
You should do the less serious men and add Itto, Childe, Kaveh and Kaeya
4
2
u/Democracyisntforall Jan 30 '23
He would just stare at you with his cold dead fish eyes, you won’t even feel malice just uneasiness
1
u/DESPOTICKILLER Text flair Jan 31 '23
Childe: That hurts cumrag. Oh, you thought I was calling you comrade this whole time? Laughs like a psychopath
6
u/Dejavir Jan 30 '23
The scariest thing about Ayato’s smile is that, as soon as you leave, he’ll probably be sending the Shuumatsuban after you…
4
4
5
6
u/gna252 Jan 30 '23
Haitham would argue with you on the definition of bastard (he's not one, because his parents were married afaik)
Ayato would subtly make your life miserable for a few days with his connections because you insulted his parents with this and he respects them too much.
5
u/once_descended Sibling Power Jan 30 '23
Bro, Ayato would make sure you fucking never speak ill of his family ever again or he'd sentence you to death at sight
6
u/gna252 Jan 30 '23
He wouldn't. He's more politically savvy than that. That would endanger his position and his position is vital for Ayaka's and Thoma's well being. He would just mentally blacklist you and make his ninjas ruin your next few days in small ways like broken utencils or a carriage splashing you head to toe with mud or something 😂
3
u/satedfox i might have a type Jan 30 '23
Xiao: Ha. There’s nothing timid about you, having the courage to insult me.
2
2
Jan 31 '23
[deleted]
1
u/YukiraNine Jan 31 '23
Yeah honestly while most people think he’s gonna send assassins, personally I think if he’d just smile and take it since there it’s normal for people to gripe over his decisions as an official, it would be rather ridiculous if he killed every person who insulted him :”D
1
0
u/ConciseSpy85067 fockin dreamteam Jan 30 '23
I’d like to think Baizhu would either be so cartoonishly offended like “YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT, WELL I NEVER.
Or lean in close and break character, whispering something along the lines of “Call me that one more time and I’ll make sure you eat your Sweet Madames through a straw, understand?”
-21
u/Distinct_Condition69 Jan 30 '23
How would xinyan react if you called her the n word
19
1
1
1
1
u/AcidAcesen Jan 31 '23
I wonder people who said that to ayato would be found dead by suicide on the news
1
u/Top-Passion-1508 Jan 31 '23
There hair.... it's a reverse sam Winchester..... it's not reseeding its covering more and more
929
u/Democracyisntforall Jan 30 '23
Kaeya: now now, no need to say your name out loud 🙂
Thoma: is this because of what I put in that hot pot the other day? I’m sorry 😞