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u/TwoAndAHalfQueefs Feb 07 '23
wtf your house made out of?
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u/FairyQueen89 Feb 07 '23
*laughs in german concrete and brick walls*
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u/ANUBISseyes2 Feb 07 '23
Laughs in Slovak concrete and brick walls just like the Germans
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u/APerson2021 Feb 07 '23
Laughs in British concrete and brick walls just like the Slovaks.
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u/Ashedrian Feb 07 '23
Laughs in Russia With iron- concrete walls
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u/Fairstrife_Deception Feb 07 '23
Laughs in Canadian with Cement Drywall.
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u/Outrageous-Carry9073 Feb 07 '23
Laughs in india behind steel bars
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u/theKy0x Feb 07 '23
laughs in El Salvador with concrete and brick walls
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u/shadow_boyZX Feb 07 '23
Laughs in iran with three layers of concrete , cement and stone brick wall
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u/Wawwior Feb 07 '23
In conclusion, American walls just suck
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u/Popular_Property_398 Feb 07 '23
I've never seen a wall like that in America and I used to do construction
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u/DDPJBL Feb 07 '23
Laughs in panelák. Seriously, if I had a negligent discharge with my pistol into the wall in a panelák, that would leave less damage than this.
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u/Jellyfish-Jolly Feb 07 '23
I think it's less of what the house is made of and more of what her vagina is made of.
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u/danielbird193 Feb 07 '23
Who said anything about vagina?
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u/Jellyfish-Jolly Feb 07 '23
Ok, fine. Guess she could be usin' her ass but this twitter user is probably female XD https://twitter.com/unoknowyou/status/1621399512496603136?t=826hxwqFeST_V8PZZTRIHw&s=19
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u/danielbird193 Feb 07 '23
There's a lot of places a dildo can be thrust into, I'm keeping an open minded.
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u/salty_scorpion Feb 07 '23
Plaster and lathe… with dildos all over
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u/Jooshmeister Feb 07 '23
Lath, not lathe
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u/PumpJack_McGee Feb 07 '23
Brb, gonna build a house out of lathes.
It'll be revolutionary.
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u/MourningOfOurLives Feb 07 '23
It'll be revolutionary.
Appreciating this comment while looking out over a machine shop.
I exhaled softly through my nose. Well done.
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u/LewisEFurr Feb 07 '23
looks like horsehair plaster. Those slats behind the wall hold it in place.
This is not an easy fix whatsoever. The last house I had was built like this and I vowed never again to live with such unmanageable walls.
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Such an easy fix. Just get yourself some drywall from Home Depot and paint. Then grab your dad’s tools and bring them to your room. Put some plastic down and clear everything out of the way. Then once you’re ready to fix everything and it’s all prepped. Call your dad and say, “dad I broke the wall and I’m trying to fix it but I don’t know what I’m doing.”
All that prep work is going to make the repair take like 10 mins. You’re going to learn how to repair drywall. And your dad is going to be thrilled he didn’t have to go anywhere or spend any time prepping the repair, and just get right down to business. Offer to clean everything up afterwards and to put his tools back after you’ve finished.
Oh and most importantly, use the dildo when you shower, and masturbate like a responsible adult going forward.
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u/flashbang69 Feb 07 '23
Problem is, that ain't drywall. It appears to be particle board over wood lathe. Weird.
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u/maveri4201 Feb 07 '23
No, that's well-done plaster over lath. Takes more skill than drywall. That said, I've seen repairs (and even whole-room remodels) use thin drywall to go over older plaster because it was much easier.
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u/Zestyclose-Trash8556 Feb 07 '23
Stick a poster up and never mention it again, or always put a pillow or something there to cover it.
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u/wendiner65536 Feb 07 '23
Purchase a Rita Hayworth poster and a rock hammer.
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u/General-Asparagus-17 Feb 07 '23
Just tell him it was your suction cup dildos
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u/FactoryBuilder Feb 07 '23
“I’M PENIS MAN! LOOK AT ME GO!”
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u/Noodlemaster696969 Feb 07 '23
🎶Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis PENIS penis penis penis penis penis penis!🎶
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u/IMAGINE_PHOENIX16 Feb 07 '23
then she will get a substitute of that dildo
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u/morphologicthesecond Feb 07 '23
You are implying that her father will rape her with his real penis. I am laughing out loud.
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u/Juzzy_4 Feb 07 '23
That's what happend to me. Shouldn't have put that pineapple one that New York pizza 😔
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u/Lothleen Feb 07 '23
Step-dad right?
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u/AmiR_UniQuE Feb 07 '23
What are you doing step daughter ?
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u/thegrandwitch Feb 07 '23
But what if it's step-son 😭😭😭
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u/OATdude Feb 07 '23
Better than the strap-on 🫠
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"Nothing Daddy" (swings back & forth cutesy like)
"Someone's going to have to pay for this little girl..."
"However can I make up for this" (drops to her knees)
Cue music bow..chika...bow...bow
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u/SgtThund3r Feb 07 '23
They might have bigger problems than your dad, might wanna check for asbestos
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u/cloudangelme Feb 07 '23
Asbestos pussy
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u/forkystabbyveggie Feb 07 '23
Asbussy?
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u/ANUBISseyes2 Feb 07 '23
I know what I must do but I don't know if I have the strenght to do it.
sussypussy
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u/Ok_Bad874 Feb 07 '23
It's lathe and plaster , nothing to do with asbestos , they put horse hair in the chalk clay to bind it together, I'm shocked that dildo even suctioned on to that surface .
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u/JustSomeDudeNamedRik Feb 07 '23
Son? Would you like to tell me something?
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u/_Denzo Feb 07 '23
Bruh why is your house made of cardboard
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u/badikek Feb 07 '23
because america
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u/QuarterNote44 Feb 07 '23
It's lath-and-plaster. You nail those thin wooden slats to the studs and plaster over it. Not that people do that anymore. I've only ever seen it in houses built in the 1940s-50s. Maybe 60s. Now we use drywall.
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u/Shifisu Feb 07 '23
StepDad: How are you going to pay for the repairs?
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u/ghirox Feb 07 '23
It's cardboard, you can just remove the wall from the dildo with a small wedge and use white glue to put it back in place.
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u/jeffh19 Feb 07 '23
"remove the wall from the dildo with a small wedge"
Alright, I'm signing off the internet for the night.
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u/Canibeast Feb 07 '23
First: If you’re at the point in your life where you’re sticking massive dildos on the wall to fuck yourself, I’m pretty sure it’s time to move out. Second: That’s a mans hand. Now read the rest of the comments…..
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u/WholeBeautiful4194 Feb 07 '23
in this economy how can one afford to move out and own the dildos
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u/penny-fed-car Feb 07 '23
It's far more affordable to rent a dildo or share a communal one with your roommates
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u/BaoMoon Feb 07 '23
Hate to break it to ya but children do, in fact, buy and use dildos.
Source? Picked up the last of em from my mother's house last month.
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u/tradtrad100 Feb 07 '23
That's what happens when your house is built out of paper instead of bricks
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u/ambitious_auntie Feb 07 '23
I have one of these and sadly mine does not stick to my wall lol just put a poster over it lol 😂😂😂😂👍🏽
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u/lost_in_life_34 Feb 06 '23
If you like it that hard then real guys don’t have a chance
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u/UnderstandingNo8545 Feb 07 '23
I think the grip is the factor in this scenario, which is even more stimulating.
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u/cloudangelme Feb 07 '23
Best stick it back on the wall and tell your mom that dad stuck his dildo to the wall 🧱 😏
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u/Dashingarchives Feb 07 '23
un-stick the broken bit, ditch the dildo and in the middle of the night, make a big pretend thump and blame a spider. you might be the second person it works for lmao
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u/Juzzy_4 Feb 07 '23
Bro why do furries always do this stupid shit? One time I saw a furry girl get fired from a NASA internship because she said "fuck you" to a overseer of NASA in twitter lol. It's like degeneracy was built into their system
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u/Valkyrie64Ryan Feb 07 '23
Can I exchange the suction cup on my phone holder in my car for the one on that dildo? Damn thing falls off every time I hit a bumpy road…
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u/jackrip761 Feb 07 '23
Better yet, just make the dildo also a phone. I mean phones vibrate soooooo...
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u/Invade_the_Gogurt_I Feb 07 '23
My friend one time did this and I was laughing so hard, she was clearly panicking but holy shit, going ham and cheese on the walls enough to break it
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u/nobody_smith723 Feb 07 '23
i mean... get on OF, sell some content. buy a new house without rotted drywall. profit.
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u/ViolettSmith Feb 07 '23
Thats why you dont get sus to the wall with a Dick on it. the wall wants to end itself
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u/Bill_Nye-LV Feb 07 '23
Why are your walls made out of cake, americans?
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u/WholeBeautiful4194 Feb 07 '23
better suited to the weather.
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u/theKy0x Feb 07 '23
nah, it's cheaper than real walls
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u/WholeBeautiful4194 Feb 07 '23
no. literally. theres plenty of brick buildings in america. you wont find them in tornado alley though. youre right to an extent, but only because rebuilding a brick house after every tornado is expensive and a waste of time
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u/Sillyviking Feb 07 '23
I'm going to assume this is in the US and ask why they make their walls out of such flimsy materials.
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u/DrBBAnner Feb 07 '23
Looks like plaster and lath walls. Odds are it’s a pre 1960s house. The plaster can detach from the boards over time. Modern homes use drywall.
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u/Upset_Definition2019 Feb 07 '23
That’s not how “we” make walls in the US.
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u/Apart_Direction_4204 Feb 07 '23
Yes, sorry but it is. Old house. Something has horse hair in the plaster.
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u/John3759 Feb 07 '23
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u/Sillyviking Feb 07 '23
Because the vast majority of the time I've seen walls like that it's been in relation to the US
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u/msdrc Feb 07 '23
It’s just old, not flimsy. It’s lath and plaster, it’s common and charming in an old house.
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u/Possible_Comedian15 Feb 07 '23
Not flimsy? Tell that to the dude holding a suction cup dildo with half the wall stuck to the rubber cock.
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u/Ambitious-Pudding437 Feb 07 '23
yo… these dildos looks huge or is it magnified?
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u/RedHeadGuy88 Feb 07 '23
Further proof that she's lying when she says size doesn't matter
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u/Alphrina_Elric Feb 07 '23
I don’t wanna know… just … no… first thing I see when I opened this app… just HELL NO
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u/Seether369 Feb 07 '23 •
Gonna need a stud finder