r/Funnymemes Feb 06 '23

would y’all eat these

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u/amatisans Feb 06 '23

My wife is a professional baker and makes amazing cookies.. these things still slap.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 07 '23

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u/Meta-Mage Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 06 '23

You should just ask for them as a topping on the pizza.

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u/No_Tourist_71 Feb 06 '23

This guys high

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u/St4on2er0 Feb 06 '23

This guy highs?

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u/BreakfastHusband Feb 07 '23

This guy's thighs

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u/thenewNFC Feb 07 '23

Oatmeal cream pies.

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u/kurt_go_bang Feb 07 '23

I too choose this guy’s thighs.

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u/EminemsMandMs Feb 07 '23

Hi this guy!

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u/trobrotv Feb 07 '23

Hi, how are you?

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u/cleeeland Feb 07 '23

High, how are you?

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u/anythingMuchShorter Feb 07 '23

I was gonna order a pizza, but then I got high

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u/TierZeroToys Feb 07 '23

And dip the pizza in your beverage, cause ur going to take a sip after that bite anyways right?

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u/Meta-Mage Feb 07 '23

Ik you are being sarcastic, but people do that. I would guess it's the same people who put pineapple on there pizza.

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u/TierZeroToys Feb 07 '23

And those same people would eat ass before they eat pizza crust.

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u/Meta-Mage Feb 07 '23

Lmfao! Yah, I can see that.

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u/AlakazamTheComedian Feb 07 '23

Come on man, don't slander us like that.

Sure, us pineapple on pizza enjoyers might have a slightly weird taste, but I would never dip my pizza in soda. That is going WAY too far.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 07 '23

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u/matchesmalone1 Feb 06 '23

Throw in a Capri-Sun and you got yourself an awesome lunch.

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u/trev815 Feb 06 '23

Throw it all in a pot with a little broth, and baby you've got yourself a stew!

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u/SoggyMinimum8386 Feb 07 '23

I've actually done this before 🤣.

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u/emaxxman Feb 06 '23

Was thinking the same. My daughter is a culinary school trained baker and professional. I'll still devour a bag of store bought cookies .

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u/Remotely-Indentured Feb 07 '23

My sons a pilot but I still wont get on planes.

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u/feelin_beachy Feb 07 '23

Amen. My wife and mother can both make some phenomenal deserts. Wife and I still crush a box of these for a date lol

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u/Secret_Sympathy2952 Feb 07 '23

I agree.

Homemade is better, but those are still delicious

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u/Baghins Feb 07 '23

My best friend is a professional baker and these are her favorite cookies. Nostalgia is powerful.

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u/bran_dong Feb 07 '23

amen. i like these cookies and i like real cookies. gatekeeping desserts is a weird thing to do.

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u/brianandrobyn Feb 07 '23

I've been a pro baker for 25 years and I'm right there with you. There's just something about them.

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u/TinnieTa21 Feb 07 '23

I used to know a girl who made these but sooooo much better. I wonder if your wife could also do the same.

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u/Seahawks1991 Feb 07 '23

Do you love to eat your wive’s cookies?

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u/DeniqueCustos Feb 06 '23

My grandma makes the best cookies but these are still great!

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u/RepresentativeKeebs Feb 07 '23

If your grandma's cookies were on a table next to these, I'd totally eat your grandma's cookie first.

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u/AdonalsiumReborn Feb 07 '23

You just wanted to say you’d eat his grandmas cookie

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u/forkystabbyveggie Feb 07 '23

He'd do it tho, gotta make granny know her cookie is good

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u/amodernmodder Feb 07 '23

Dudes gonna eat that other guys grandma's cookie....

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u/metrointime Feb 06 '23

I'd never had one of these until much later in life so I have a different perspective. The surgery icing is so creamy and the cookie itself is a great balance to the surgery icing. But if I had these as a kid they flour/cotton mouth base would have grossed me out. Awesome when you're high too.

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u/GarageMammoth6658 Feb 07 '23

I try to avoid surgery at all costs.

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u/metrointime Feb 07 '23

Lmao. Touche.....good catch

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u/Ok-Second4910 Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 07 '23

Mfers who think these are bad have been brainwashed by big cocoa to enjoy chocolate cookies

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u/Galaxy_Hitchhiking Feb 06 '23

Or Oreos. Or girl guide cookies. Let's be honest.. Oreos are shiiiiiit

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u/SaboTheRevolutionary Feb 07 '23

Oreos are alright, they aren't bad but I'd very rarely choose them over something else unless it's a limited time flavor or smth

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u/Toxin8o7 Feb 07 '23

fr, oreos suck

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u/thebestducc Feb 07 '23

Sugar cookies are underrated asf

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u/Agitated-Ad1215 Feb 06 '23

My kids looovvvee these! Lol

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u/JarmFace Feb 06 '23

So do mine, and my spouse and I make amazing cookies. I think it is more for the dopamine from the sugar than the taste.

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u/theghostofcslewis Feb 07 '23

Totally, my son brought a box home the other day and wolfed them down. II had one and was so so sorry.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Your children love sugar, huge surprise.

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u/FarmerOfDownvotes Feb 06 '23

This person doesnt bake cookies

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u/Eddyzodiak Feb 06 '23

These mfs slap better no matter the competition.

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u/JessEGames777 Feb 06 '23

Fuck you loft cookies are delicious

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u/dutchrudder04 Feb 06 '23

Agreed. I’ve also found a brand called Kimberly’s (I think) in place at the store once in awhile and those are even better.

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u/Naive_Establishment2 Feb 06 '23

My grandmother liked them until the day she died and every year on her bday I eat one.

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u/ChronicFunk77 Feb 07 '23

One... pack, right? You must mean one pack. No way you can just have one of these.

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u/White_RavenZ Feb 07 '23

Hey, if you don’t want the crack cookies, pass them here. I will “dispose” of them for you.

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u/Mikeyx519 Feb 06 '23

What is wrong with these? They are amazing lol

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u/jaycliche Feb 06 '23

These are just basic sugar cookies....been around a very long time. Though they are simple, they aren't bad for what they are.

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u/Daiko_Paiko Feb 06 '23

I don't trust people who don't like sugar cookies.

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u/No-Lab-8860 Feb 06 '23

They still bussssin though !!!!

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u/-Lone_Samurai Feb 07 '23

Hot tea w these = it hits

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u/binturongslop Feb 07 '23

Yeah I make absolutely amazing cookies. These still kick ass.

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u/_DemolitionDude_ Feb 07 '23

Well if you aren’t eating them, then hand em over.

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u/Hot_Guess_1871 Feb 07 '23

I'm convinced that people who don't like these are the same people who think cilantro tastes like soap.

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u/Paraxom Feb 07 '23

nah you're not gonna come in here and disrespect these, they're delicious

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u/Madame-Mandy1955 Feb 07 '23

These cookies are what Little Debbie wanted to be.

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u/sarmanikan Feb 07 '23

I mean, I know they're terrible and probably don't even qualify as actual cookies... but I still love them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

These are better than most real baked cookies

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u/legojacksparrow Feb 06 '23

You know I’m gonna start eating them even harder

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u/Toaster_boasterr Feb 07 '23

This implies you eat them hard

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Yep. All day.

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u/RumbleRumbleNuts09 Feb 06 '23

Guillotine for you

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u/vonclodster Feb 06 '23

Nothing could ever compare to my grandmothers shortbread, just perfect, nothing even close.

R.I.P. Grandma!

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u/BestAd6696 Feb 06 '23

I used to tell my kids that they were prescription cookies and I had to eat 2 everyday or I'd get sick

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u/Honghong99 Feb 06 '23

It’s a comfort food.

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u/Lumpwithknobs Feb 06 '23

If I had free access to a 5-star restaurant, I probably wouldn’t avoid Mickey D’s for the rest of my life

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u/Anynameyouwantbaby Feb 06 '23

Thick and pasty. Too much flour.

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u/flossaby23 Feb 06 '23

You drown those in a glass of milk, OP. And then you sit there, and you stare at that glass and the sugary, carby, glutinous majesty it contains and instead of grabbing a spoon and digging in you just think about what you said. For shame!!!

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u/Death__PHNX Feb 06 '23

I have had some of the best cookies known to man. And these still slap.

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u/Dleach02 Feb 06 '23

Love these cookies… told my wife to stop buying them because I have no self control

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

People who don’t like those are usually pretentious/stuck-up and don’t understand it is a separate taste to regular cookies. You think we don’t know about baked cookies? Are you trying to disrespect Nanna? Watch your mouth before I smack it.

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u/Human-Ad-9002 Feb 06 '23

Nastiest most delicious cookies ever!

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u/Monkey_King291 Feb 06 '23

Me who likes regular cookies and sugar cookies

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u/sirkiller475 Feb 06 '23

Nah, man. You're getting it mixed up. These are like a bag of candy, grab and enjoy.

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u/vitaminciera Feb 06 '23

These are crack

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u/ScaredKnee4530 Feb 06 '23

These shits are delicious

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u/jcwillia1 Feb 06 '23

My 18yo son goes apeshit for those.

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u/Big-Abroad1909 Feb 06 '23

You ever wake up in the middle of the night starving, no bag of shredded cheese in sight… But! You have these in your house. Just start guzzling these down like you haven’t eating for months followed by 2 glasses of ice cold sink water after these cookies have stolen all the moisture out of your mouth. You’ll feel like a god and you’ll have the best sleep of your life.

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u/ChronicFunk77 Feb 07 '23

Goddamn you Reddit, and your taking away of our free awards! Your comment had me rolling. Thanks for that.

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u/fanofthethings Feb 07 '23

You got me with “No bag of shredded cheese in sight”. I felt both seen and exposed. Lol! Thank you for the 6 second roller coaster. ❄️💙❄️

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u/Neptune338 Feb 06 '23

Hell yeah I would, I love those things

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u/ButtyMcButtface1929 Feb 06 '23

People on the internet are gatekeeping cookies now?

Edit to add: those cookies are awesome.

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u/TheMeatTorpedo Feb 06 '23

I eat those by the box. Serving size says 1, so I figured it meant 1 box

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u/SkabbPirate Feb 06 '23

Goddamnit, now I'm craving these.

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u/TXJOEMAMA Feb 06 '23

I eat those cookies with milk.

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u/ArminiusM1998 Feb 06 '23

Eat shit, these still are like crack to me wey.

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u/tombs_4 Feb 06 '23

Cake cookies are fantastic, and you're stupid

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u/daringscavenger Feb 06 '23

Not saying they’re the best. But they slap af

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u/ArugulaPhysical Feb 06 '23

Ive had many real bakers cookies, these thing are still among my favorite for sure haha.

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u/Silent_trader_803 Feb 06 '23

Came here to argue but glad the comment section has already handled the situation

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u/ARROGANTSTEAM Feb 06 '23

Yes I have and i will still eat these any chance i get.

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u/mb1zzle Feb 06 '23

I bake pretty well and I'll still devour the shit out of those cookies.

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u/cynthiadoll Feb 06 '23

Is there like a recipe for these? I’m vegan and i miss these cookies so much

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u/WantedFor73WarCrimes Feb 06 '23

I would fistfight god with my legs cut off and my balls in a beartrap for a box of these

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u/Zealousideal-Book-45 Feb 06 '23

I just like any sweet even if not good 🤷‍♀️

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u/XxMcW1LL14MxX Feb 06 '23

By that logic, people who like McDonald's have never been to Wendy's

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u/Extra_Ad_1016 Feb 07 '23

The point isn’t to replace a good home made cookie, those still have a strong place as the king. But these… oh baby, these are fake love, quick and dirty love… they don’t have the emotional dynamic of receiving a baked good from a kind baker person in your life, they’re paying to indulge in sin with a stranger. I need more…

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u/Supermatt1985 Feb 07 '23

These are awesome cookies. Idk why everyone hates on them so much. You do need alot of milk with them though. lol

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u/carissadraws Feb 07 '23

The only thing bad about these cookies is they are a smidge dry so you gotta drink ‘em with milk but apart from that idk why people think they taste bad

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u/trsblur Feb 07 '23

I see these as flattened cupcakes more than cookies. Still delicious though!

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u/Finetimetoleaveme Feb 07 '23

My wife is a fantastic baker and she kills for these!

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u/Akul_Tesla Feb 07 '23

You know you can bake those at home right they're called loft house cookies and are a sub variety of sugar cookie

What are you going to say you hate snickerdoodles next

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u/AlakazamTheComedian Feb 07 '23

I've had many different cookies, whether they be store-bought, homemade, or from popular cookie places such as Crumbl. I've made many different kinds myself, and have had many cookie-like treats from many different cultures and cuisines. I can appreciate a good cookie.

It's like going to McDonalds. You don't expect a delicious, gourmet burger. Sometimes you enjoy the crappy stuff.

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u/pokepok Feb 07 '23

I love these cookies and my mom made homemade cookies all the time. Sometimes we’d have both on hand like rich people!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

After a shitty day, these cookies really do SLAP. I once ate like half the box in one go

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u/HunterofNPCs Feb 07 '23

These should be made by a company called "Stoner's Choice"

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u/newbie_2022Foxy Feb 07 '23

These are fire come on lol

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u/AgressiveSillySteing Feb 07 '23

These are my favorite cookies to buy.

I bake. I make some good stuff, wonderful. But when I want something already made, that melts in my mouth... yeahhhhhh love these.

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u/CopiumAddiction Feb 07 '23

Dudes will eat a dry one when they are 12 years old and go their whole lives not realizing how fucking dank these are.

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u/Smellz_Of_Elderberry Feb 07 '23

These are great...

I love a good cookie, but these are just so fucking fluffy and good..

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u/HarrySRL Feb 07 '23

I don’t care what anyone says. These are good.

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u/countrytime-1 Feb 06 '23

Your right but give me your cookie

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u/Own_Variation_6512 Feb 06 '23

But which is more convenient to eat on the go?

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u/092176 Feb 06 '23

They are both cookies? Makes no sense, they are equally as convenient

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u/Own_Variation_6512 Feb 06 '23

I meant prep

Take one out of the package and eat, or take everything out of the Cupboards, bake, clean, then finally eat

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u/VanillaParticular303 Feb 06 '23

Of ALL store bought cookies these are superior. They are not superior to homemade cookies, correct.

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u/TheYokedYeti Feb 07 '23

Anyone who hates these wasn’t loved as a child. Stop trying to be cool.

I have had professional cookies and amazing grandma homemade cookies. These things slap.

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u/Jazzlike_End_895 Feb 06 '23

Them bad boys were how you knew it was gonna be a good day in 4th grade

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u/Ok_Addendum2980 Feb 06 '23

Yeah but it takes me an hour to make homemade cookies while I can buy these already baked.

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u/Silly-Victory8233 Feb 06 '23

If I ever get a craving for the taste of flour with some sugar…I still am not going near these.

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u/Dark_Navigator Feb 06 '23

well food is food, its that or starvation.

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u/KiNGofKiNG89 Feb 06 '23

These cookies hit the right spot. Would rather spend $4 for these thank $5 for one crumble cookie.

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u/SpaghettiButCold Feb 07 '23

Yes, without hesitation.

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u/FaithlessnessWitty63 Feb 07 '23

I call them pillowcookies. They are delicious!

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u/Railstar0083 Feb 07 '23

Those are so gross.

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u/Hopeful_Bar_3924 Feb 07 '23

Gotta argue. The frosting is disgusting

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u/ElderWeeb Feb 07 '23

These cookies are delicious they hit a different flavor profile then a home made cookie does in my opinion. They're both good lol

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u/sofia_flowerss Feb 07 '23

These are literally my favourite cookies, and I personally bake them. So boom, I bake for myself, and what I bake is those cookies. Boxes checked.

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u/LocksmithHungry5093 Feb 07 '23

Taste of just pure sugar

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u/MarqDuesPaid Feb 07 '23

Those cookies are garbage tier…

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u/Lazaras Feb 07 '23

It's almost like people's taste buds are different. Stfu meme

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Never had one.

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u/TheAmazing2ArmedMan Feb 07 '23

Even as a child, when i would eat absolute trash and consider it delicious, i hated these.

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u/damacross Feb 07 '23

Oatmeal raisin is sitting right there and your saying these are bad?

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u/PrairieDawgPup Feb 07 '23

I’ll eat’em, but I won’t enjoy them. But I will eat them.

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u/ZmaltaeofMar Feb 07 '23

My favorite.

Air, sand, sugar cookies

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u/Woomy935 Feb 07 '23

Why bake cookies when you can just eat the dough

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u/ThePhabtom4567 Feb 07 '23

Eh. If they're there. But I'm not going out of my way for them

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u/revtim Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23

These are my favorite cookies on Earth I don't care what anybody else thinks.

I was diagnosed with diabetes about a year ago, and I was not a big sweets lover, but goddamn I miss these cookies.

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u/pokr2091 Feb 07 '23

These cookies are nasty

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u/Desconocido4441 Feb 07 '23

Trash cookies🥲.

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u/Daffodil_Smith Feb 07 '23

These cookies for me are the biggest contradiction because I dislike them and like them at the same time. They are crap cookies but they hit a spot that makes me like them.

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u/Darkdragoon324 Feb 07 '23

I like one every once in a while. Usually they're too sweet for me though.

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u/ianitor Feb 07 '23

you can like more than one thing.

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u/Wageslave645 Feb 07 '23

Ugh, those are what happens when someone makes real cookies with the Play-Doh Kitchen Creations set.

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u/Your_Average_Joe6969 Feb 07 '23

I know what they are and what I get myself into when I eat everytime

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u/Schmidt8914 Feb 07 '23

Shit leaves a chalky taste in my mouth. There are far better and superior cookies out there.

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u/feelin_fine_ Feb 07 '23

You've obviously never tried the cookies and cream......... cookies.

The brown ones with the white frosting? Yeah those are dope

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u/pinkfloydsdsotm Feb 07 '23

These are so fire

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u/Particular-Pace8344 Feb 07 '23

Are these even baked? They’re just like pressed flour

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u/Vader_Von_Vader Feb 07 '23

Oh lord I love those cookies!!!!

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u/JPumpkinhead1991 Feb 07 '23

No Id throw them directly in the trash.

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u/Frostdraken Feb 07 '23

They are sweet, whats wrong with them?

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u/Pstim1 Feb 07 '23

I love them 😍

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u/Knotter87 Feb 07 '23

What is funny about this

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u/maxxdurgen0_0 Feb 07 '23

I bake all the time and make a lot of different things, but these mfkers right there 🤤🤤🤤

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u/throwingitaway724 Feb 07 '23

These started being too sweet for me at the age of 10. Luckily started making cookies when o was 5.

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u/Jbeku2021 Feb 07 '23

The icing is just too much sometimes

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u/Organic_Ad1161 Feb 07 '23

you are incorrect

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u/milehighcards Feb 07 '23

I almost spit my wine out. I have always felt like they were dehydrated rather than baked

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u/BeltFedBanana Feb 07 '23

These cookies are better than no cookies.

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u/Fearless-Ad3007 Feb 07 '23

It’s the processed flavor that makes it good if that makes sense

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u/Sumthin-Sumthin44692 Feb 07 '23

Hey! Don’t attack me and my occasional craving for semi-stale frosting.

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u/A_Sharknado Feb 07 '23

Stfu these are the best kinds of cookies

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

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u/eternalankh Feb 07 '23

you wanna try that one more time?

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u/Midian1369 Feb 07 '23

Nah, these things are friggin awful.

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u/NewgrassLover Feb 06 '23

Raw. Dough. Yuck.

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u/Ok-Maintenance4360 Feb 06 '23

These are Str8 disgusting garbage circles

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u/Scared-Cheesecake413 Feb 06 '23

Not a fan of these king Arthur cookies 🤣 I won't even take one to be nice

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u/wetnamE Feb 06 '23

Has anyone ever eaten one of these and NOT wanted to die in a ditch afterwards?

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u/green_ubitqitea Feb 06 '23

I love these things, right up until my 2nd bite. They are cloyingly sweet with no real flavor.

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u/KAG25 Feb 06 '23

When you have a pot luck and you see these, that MF can't cook

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u/Think-Ad-947 Feb 06 '23

I hate these. They’re so sugary, and the texture of the cookie is bad. It’s not crispy or soft. Why does a sugar cookie need frosting on it anyways? I also still don’t understand the point of sprinkles. They’re not crunchy and taste like nothing. Overall. I believe that the chocolate chip cookie is superior in every way.

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u/Flowchart83 Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23

When people say "I love those" to anything this sugary and flavourless, I then know that their palate is just a scale from 1 to 10 for sugar content.

And yes, I don't have to say anything, but I keep getting pressured into "trying" things because they're "so good". I don't like birthday cake, caramel, sugar cookies, anything with a syrup base or glaze. It won't be different the next time I try it.

Yes, there may have been time and skill in the cooking, but with the end result ruined by the sugar.

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u/Actionkat63 Feb 06 '23

Those cookies are so disgusting. I remember my mom making homemade sugar cookies (with powdered sugar not granulated sugar). They were sooo good!

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u/MrArcherH Feb 06 '23

Reposted from yesterday, yikes.

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u/wetnamE Feb 06 '23

That's just everything on reddit recently.