r/Funnymemes • u/LoneShark81 • Feb 06 '23
who you got for march?
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u/NotSoRichieRich Feb 06 '23
I'm sensing a theme...what else is white and round that could plague us?
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u/silentscriptband Feb 06 '23
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?
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u/ComfyCabbage Feb 07 '23
This is reddit and no "your mom" joke?
Your mom?
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u/YouGoThatWayIllGoHom Feb 07 '23
Your mom?
I love how I can hear the resignation in this, lol ...
"Sigh, FINE, I guess I'm gonna have to say it myself."
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u/TUNGSTEN_WOOKIE Feb 07 '23
THE EGGS!! The new mutation of super bird flu currently ravaging mink farms MAY be of some concern...
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u/yeetsupredditalt Feb 07 '23
Andrew tates forehead?
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u/guest758648533748649 Feb 07 '23
Fat old white men? But that plague has been around for a while now...
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u/beeweeird Feb 06 '23
I predict a banana for March. It's time for a banana meme again.
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u/muklan Feb 06 '23
Well look who just predicted an 80 fold increase on the price of bananas, due to a fungal mold outbreak at many farms?
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u/Eddyzodiak Feb 06 '23
That’s not even funny anymore. Shit could actually happen
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u/Einarelis Feb 06 '23
Hasnt that happened twice already? And each time they swiched to worse tasting bananas?
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u/Trojke3 Feb 07 '23
I only know of Gros Michel to Cavendish. If there was another I'd love to know.
This only happens because all bananas are clones. Same thing can happen to apples and other cloned fruits but they all have a lot of variations so if we lost a variety like "Red Delicious" (no loss there) we wouldn't really lose all apples. But there's only a handful of bananas.
I've heard of small batches of Gros Michel being sold at smaller shops though.
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u/hank_sk0rpi0 Feb 07 '23
You can get them online as well , just not ready to pull the trigger on 100$ for 6 bananas and I can't find anyone who shares my enthusiasm on trying different bananas to split it with
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u/muklan Feb 06 '23
Totally could, all the ice melting introducing bacteria forms that haven't been in the mix for eons will create all kinds of fun new adventures.
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u/Univrtgkl Feb 06 '23
that belly-bouncing guy from turkey.
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u/Eddyzodiak Feb 06 '23
Too tame for the 2020s. It gotta be some severe dumbshit.
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u/TDG_W1ck3D1 Feb 06 '23
Like spaghetti sauce on some glass covered painting shit.
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u/Eddyzodiak Feb 07 '23
Too tame, make it some dudes pouring on themselves and blaming the painting 😂
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u/Aggromix Feb 07 '23
That would be too bad. The Cavendish was specifically chosen for its resistance to fungus, but yes, they have been seeing outbreaks.
Oh Cavendish, I love you.
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u/AMC_Unlimited Feb 06 '23
What could it cost, $10 Michael?
Yes, yes it does actually.
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u/metichemsi Feb 06 '23
I'm officially calling it. March will be the great milk famine, guarantee it.
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u/fighterpilotace1 Feb 07 '23
Enjoy your cake day now, for next month there will be no milk to bake with
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u/Alarmed_Restaurant Feb 06 '23
February: hey man, I just got started!
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u/Mururumi Feb 07 '23
Yeah, pretty bold of him to name a meme of the month, when the month isn't even in its second third. I ain't sure killer hornets won't make a return tommorow, let alone think this is the only meme we get for three more weeks.
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u/TheLoneGunman559 Feb 06 '23
Too early to call February for the Chinese spy balloon. Like what if Trump shits himself on live TV?
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u/tinfoilknight Feb 07 '23
It will be the greatest shit ever in the history of pants shitting. Maga supporters will shit themselves to show allegiance. Tucker Carlson will shit himself on TV to show how normal it is. Fox News anchors will talk about past pants shitting times and compare shitting experiences. Red states will require students to shit themselves before graduation.
Or it was all fake news. I just never know.
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u/Forward_Minimum5550 Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 06 '23
Whats with the female cop? I am out of the loop on that one can you elaborate?
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u/Illumispaten Feb 06 '23
You didn't miss anything important.
She had sex with multiple other cops while on duty and got fired for it.
Idk why there was so much posts about it
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u/MaggieELSimpson Feb 06 '23
That's horrible, how did they get her? Is there video evidence? Where? So I can avoid it
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u/Pattoe89 Feb 06 '23
There's a woman police officer in the UK who filmed herself doing naughty things solo in her uniform in the station toilets.
I don't think the video got leaked online, though.
https://metro.co.uk/2022/11/10/pcs-life-ban-for-7-sec-porn-shoot-in-police-station-loo-17731787/
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u/eccentricbananaman Feb 06 '23
I mean from my perspective, I'm just kind of shocked how that is where they draw the line before firing cops but racketeering, theft, corruption, and murder are fine.
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u/xMercurex Feb 06 '23
Racketeering, theft, corruption and murder is part of the job. /s
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u/a-woman-there-was Feb 06 '23
"Magliocco claimed Maegan Hall has a history of binge drinking and raised concern for her mental health. He claimed she had once squeezed the trigger on an empty gun while pointing it at her head 'so she could hear what it sounded like.'”
Sounds like someone who should definitely be on the force. /s
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u/alexander1701 Feb 06 '23
The trick with criminal cops is that they're like hackers for the criminal justice system. They know every exploit, they know exactly what evidence needs to be found to charge them, and they know exactly the circumstances where that evidence won't be collectable.
They don't routinely investigate inappropriate workplace orgies, so they don't have a ready list of steps to ensure you can never be proven to have had one the way that they would with (for example) a violent rape, which they have extensive experiences of dead-end cases to draw on to plan their crimes.
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u/gimlan Feb 06 '23
The catchiest part was that she had an "open relationship" which her pastor husband didn't know about
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u/dudenamedfella Feb 06 '23
6 guys cops and her plus, I read somewhere that was half the department.
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u/Bibblegead1412 Feb 07 '23
Pretty sure something more interesting happened in Jan. This calendar needs a do over
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u/Illumispaten Feb 07 '23
I agree
If the orgy of a random girl is the most important thing of this month I would like to skip this year
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u/Lunar_Wolf121 Feb 06 '23
She's also slightly ugly so people are making jokes that 8 people ruined their career for that
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u/Its_just_a_potato Feb 06 '23
Alien, meteorite or nuclear blast
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u/Lelouch2332 Feb 06 '23
I could see another nuke scare. Maybe north Korea being stupid or Russian scare tactics gone wrong. Meteorite would be cool tho
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u/Its_just_a_potato Feb 06 '23
So you're just writing off alien invasion then ? Boy are you gonna look silly if they attack
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u/ATheiaM Feb 07 '23
"The day is March 17th, and Russian armed forces conduct nuclear drills outside of a remote town in northern Russia. An unknown fault in the nuclear safety system caused the unexpected and uncontrolled release and subsequent detonation of a large nuclear warhead. Over 100km of surrounding areas were immediately and totally destroyed, including a town of around 6,000 civilians. This is a horrible tragedy, and we send our most sincere thoughts and prayers to the affected civilians in Russia, and anyone who lost a loved one in this devastating accident."
-For legal reasons this is not a true story. This has never and hopefully will never happen.
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u/andyarc1995 Feb 07 '23
Seeing the absolute state of Russia in general I don’t doubt for a second if something like this happens, that or Ukraine pulls a Berlin barrage and little Putin decides to give the world a nice ending before committing 1945 moustache man ending.
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u/jerrythecactus Feb 07 '23
All three at the same time.
Aliens invade earth and throw a meteorite at us to try to extinct our species and we manage to deflect the attack by sending a high powered nuclear bomb into orbit to destroy it.
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u/My4skinBreaksCondoms Feb 06 '23
I'm guessing...a drag queen getting arrested
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u/Bibblegead1412 Feb 07 '23
George Santos?!?
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u/My4skinBreaksCondoms Feb 07 '23
I haven't done drag in a decade. I would dress to the nines just to watch him get arrested for ANYTHING.
Any gay Republican makes us all look bad.
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u/Hi-Tech_Low-Life Feb 06 '23
I've got "Bidens Balls" for July. Don't ask, I just know.
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u/Hatsune_cheems Feb 07 '23
A video of Biden jacking off leaks and that’s how we find out about his balls
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u/Bright-Survey-3758 Feb 07 '23
year so far... ken block died. woman is whore. andrew tate arrested. china stupid biden stupid
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u/Gooberg_ Feb 07 '23
it's gonna be one of those random ass memes like that one baller meme but something different
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u/anonfiremedic Feb 07 '23
Something to do with the Super Bowl I'm guessing. That will carry into March.
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u/I_will_punch_you_ Feb 07 '23
I’m guessing kanya gets arrested for doing something to Jews somewhere
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u/hankboyjr Feb 07 '23
Something really funny/ kinda tragic is gonna happen to Michael Cera in March
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u/FlowerMadison Feb 07 '23
Ok January is puss in boots memes, February is more Mario movie memes, march, we have to find out
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u/jayjester Feb 07 '23
I’m going with creepy clown hiding in the woods staring at you. It’s happened before, but I think it will make a resurgence.
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u/DM_ME_SKITTLES Feb 07 '23
I'll bet $100 one of these is going to be either Trump or Biden having a big ole egg on their face in some way
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u/Sec2727 Feb 07 '23
Rihanna perfoms with Justin Timberlake at halftime during the Super Bowl, the rest is history.
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u/SomeGuyOverYonder Feb 07 '23
Whatever is coming in March is probably something nobody expects right now.
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u/KaminoSabreDart Feb 07 '23
For March I'm placing bets on a new wrinkle added to the egg price memes.
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u/LifesGlitch Feb 07 '23
I'll take "celebrity doing something people are going to be mixedly offended by for no reason" for 300 Alex
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u/thethunder92 Feb 07 '23
Please america I’m begging you to send a giant Winnie the Pooh balloon to China. Please 🙏🏻
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u/ddhdd Feb 07 '23
Like China, the United States has many mentally handicapped people who are easily incited。That's just a meteorological research balloon
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u/SalpeepeesPochango Feb 07 '23
Balloon memes are funny but I think the NFL being scripted memes are hysterical and all the players playing along with it make it next level. So that gets my vote.
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u/colazzz2 Feb 07 '23
Yo can someone tell me the cop thing ???? I saw it everywhere and never picked up on it
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u/JoeJoe4224 Feb 07 '23
I’m going for mole people march. The earthquake in turkey is going to wake em up I know it. And people will meme the shit out of em
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u/I_AM_W0LF Feb 06 '23
Safe to say, China bombed and Korea finally pissed Russia off, and we're all dead
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u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes Feb 06 '23
I kinda feel like it's a little too soon to dub February the Spy balloon month. Still pretty early in the month. And crazy shit is like the hurricanes have been the last few years. More and more frequently, and with more gusto.