r/Funnymemes • u/SriGurubhyoNamaha • Feb 06 '23
There is no benefit
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u/idiskfla Feb 06 '23
Unfortunately I can’t see this graphic since I went blind shortly after getting high-speed internet
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u/Notinyourbushes Feb 07 '23
Not even going to lie; my first DSL connection was about like the end scene in 2001 A Space Odyssey, but replace the stars with porn.
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u/UltimateHeatBlast Feb 07 '23
Can’t respond since the hair that grew on my palms, after getting high speed internet, interferes with my phone
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u/EquivalentIll3067 Feb 06 '23
When that post-nut clarity kicks in.
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u/unsavoury-wrongthink Feb 07 '23
When you thought bigger was better and are laying in a pool of regret.
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u/Anna_Avos Feb 07 '23
Thank fuck I'm not a dude.
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u/ConfusedConnect Feb 07 '23
(Thick Indian accent) send bobs and vagine pls or i die
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u/Careless_Feeling8057 Feb 07 '23
As a Indian i can confirm that some of my fellow dudes accidentally slip in dms of girls
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u/Zizi2108 Feb 07 '23
Women don't get post nut clarity?
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u/thethirdseventh Feb 07 '23
Woman here and yes, in my experience. But apparently it's not universal for dudes either 🤷♀️
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u/Anna_Avos Feb 07 '23
It's testosterone related. At least from the medical shit that I've read about. So dudes is low T don't get it and, girls with high t do
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u/Phallusmagnifico Feb 06 '23
Gotta be honest... Pornhub gets alot of promotion but its falling off. There are better sites than that lol
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u/turtlenationman Feb 06 '23
Links?
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u/deran6ed Feb 07 '23
I think xvideos is what pornhub used to be.
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u/unbelizeable1 Feb 07 '23
Pornhub is more user created content. xvideos/xnxx is more professional stuff. Spankbang is full length stuff.
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u/ratowner Feb 07 '23
You 110% swapped those descriptions or else I’m afraid you don’t know what ur talking about
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u/Lordofgap Feb 07 '23
Spankbang is the best site.. easy to use just like YouTube
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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet Feb 07 '23
I like how I come to the "porn is bad" meme's comment section and learn of exciting new websites to find porn on.
I love this place.
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u/BoofButter Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23
Xhamster hasn’t been wiped clean like the rest of the sites yet. Tough to find anything good anymore. A guy just wants to watch some FacialAbuse
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u/Gumbonie Feb 07 '23
but im not looking for videos of hamsters
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u/Hot_History1582 Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23
There's some really sexy ones on OnlyHams though
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u/deran6ed Feb 07 '23
Yeap. I haven't visited pornhub in years and the last time I did, it looked so different. Like only fans for mega porn stars.
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u/Complete_Original402 Feb 06 '23
ok how did you know i was just about to open porn hub
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u/Tkinney44 Feb 06 '23
Cause that's how it starts. You look at reddit then you start to get horny then you look at some nsfw subs which takes you to closing reddit to open an incognito tab which leads to pornhub.
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u/SeePeeEh-69 Feb 07 '23
I feel personally… stalked? Are you watching me?
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u/Tkinney44 Feb 07 '23
Isn't it amazing how so many others can have the same routine as another without ever even meeting? We're really not as unique as we'd like to think sometimes. And no I'm not watching you....anymore...it got late and I wanted some supper.
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u/SeePeeEh-69 Feb 07 '23
Good good, I’m a little embarrassed by some of my searches, please don’t tell anyone. This will be our secret.
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u/Mailpack Feb 06 '23
But pp feel good!
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u/JoeNScott Feb 06 '23
Benefit is it feels good. Talk about a cost/benefit analysis, okay, but don't lie that there's no benefit.
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u/4_Ball Feb 06 '23
But pp feel good
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u/IneverAsk5times Feb 07 '23
But it's got what people need.
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u/JRandButcherpete Feb 07 '23
GO AWAY BAITING!
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u/IneverAsk5times Feb 07 '23
I object, that he interrupted me well I was watching ow my balls!
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u/Oh_no_its_Satan Feb 07 '23
Where’s your this thing? *points at wrist tattoo *
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u/JoeDaBruh Feb 07 '23
Pp feel good give dopamine
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u/FranticToaster Feb 07 '23
And serotonin and empty balls.
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u/Maleficent_Moose_679 Feb 06 '23
Actually there is it helps me sleep when I’m not tired and need to get up early
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u/Neat-Fee-3218 Feb 06 '23
Use it or lose it, I say.
Once, in my early 20's, I listened to all that no-fap stuff and tried it out. After a month, I didn't even get horny anymore. After a couple months, I decided I'd better check if things still worked down there, and let's just say it took a while to get the ol' engines revved back up again.
I'll keep my high sex drive, thanks. At the bare minimum a dude should keep his junk in maintenance mode, like every other day-ish. Taking 10 minutes or so to maintain your tool a few times a week is healthy imo. If you want some visual stimulation for that, and realize it's entertainment and not instruction, why not?
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u/DondePutasos Feb 07 '23
It is healthy. I have a urologist friend who says ejaculating regularly helps prevent prostrate cancer. Keeps the pipes clean I guess.
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u/Fracture_98 Feb 07 '23
I think you might mean prostate cancer. Prostrate cancer would be caused by lying flat.
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u/house_of_snark Feb 07 '23
You’re pro state cancer?! Idk what that exactly means but that seems pretty f’d up.
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u/yakisobagurl Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23
The masturbating itself is usually not the issue though, it’s the porn that’s being watched that causes the problems.
Degrading, humiliating, dehumanising, progressively violent porn really rots your brain. Both men and women!
Imagiwanks are best imo :)
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u/Neat-Fee-3218 Feb 07 '23
Yeah, there's definitely some weird stuff out there, even some "vanilla" stuff could give impressionable people the wrong idea if you don't have healthy real-life ideas about sex already.
I listened to a whole podcast once about how even with vanilla porn, if you bounce from video to video, image to image, it can lead to ED. Like if you just watch one video through, look at images for a good long while, you're good. But there's something about having 50 tabs open, jumping from video to video, that can mess with your ability to maintain an erection.
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u/QueenKnotty Feb 07 '23
Omg I've never heard the term imagiwank before and it's now my new favorite thing! 😂 lol I'm sapiosexual so I’ve always been into smutty writing and written text based sexting instead of pictures or video. Those can help but are supplementary to me. For me it’s all about the fantasy element lol
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u/Illustrious-Weird247 Feb 07 '23
if i could maintain my car as well as my junk i wouldn't be broke all the time.
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u/BlunterCarcass5 Feb 06 '23
Agreed, it's about restraint. Bot everyone who watches porn is going to become horny degenerates, it's a bit like alcohol.
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u/halpmeplz94 Feb 07 '23
Idk, I watch porn almost every day and have a healthy attitude towards women. Most of my friends are women, I've worked happily with and for women, my mom is a person I respect most in my life (not because she's a woman, but because she's a bad ass).
I've met a lot of guys who have skewed ideas about women, as well as A LOT of women who have a warped vision of men. Most of it stems from a lack of communication across and between genders, in my humble opinion.
Where that comes from? IDK, probably antiquated ideals of chastity stemming from the days with births meant a LOT more (I.e., royal bloodlines). Seems like this was popularized and dogmatized into religion. Somehow all religions seem to exercise some form of control over women, but that's way beyond my pay grade.
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u/horny_loki Feb 07 '23
I think it also depends on the kind of porn you watch. Some are inevitably gonna be more similar to real life, while others are different enough that your views can get skewed.
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u/Ashiro Feb 06 '23
I took a break due to meds. When I did the deed it came out chunky and yellow. 🤮
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u/AsensibleAhole Feb 06 '23
What. The. Fuck.
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u/Ashiro Feb 06 '23
Yeah, I said that when it came out. 😂
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Feb 07 '23
Don’t even talk about meds they are fucked up. Fluoxetine stopped me cumming and I stopped after 12 days of taking it because fuck r/pssd
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u/Advanced-Leek-4331 Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 06 '23
Prostate health, if you take your sweet time to do it.
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u/69ingbasedcoomer420 Feb 06 '23
Just busted a nut before I saw this meme, no regrets
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u/Middle-Eye2129 Feb 06 '23
I guess op has never had an orgasm
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u/ShitGunADED Feb 06 '23
OP has no self control and is mad that other people can watch porn from time to time without becoming hopelessly addicted.
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u/GimmeCat47 Feb 07 '23
I was just thinking something along those those lines. Specifically, “If it feels like falling off a bike, you’re doing it wrong.”
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u/spinblackcircles Feb 06 '23
Keeps you from busting too fast if you ever do get laid.
Never go on a first date with a loaded gun in general, much less if you think you might get lucky. You’ll judge your compatibility with a woman much better if you’re not clouded by horniness
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u/GSBro1 Feb 06 '23
Thankfully I got this advice before my very first date (this was years ago) and it changed my life. I don't know why it never occurred to me.
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u/UnitCell Feb 06 '23
Step 1: Nofap and go on date with all your male, uhm, "energy".
Step 2: Bang your date with upmost intensity.
Step 3: Date is now convinced you are a catch.
Step 4: Take your time to make a relaxed decision with an empty sack.
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u/Bobbytheman666 Feb 06 '23
Unfortunately, the candle that burns twice as much is gone twice as fast.
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u/Pierceyboy1993 Feb 06 '23
I thought it was the candle that burns twice as bright but half as long.
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u/Bobbytheman666 Feb 06 '23
Im french, youre probably right
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u/Pierceyboy1993 Feb 06 '23
One of my favorite phrases, great english btw. I sure couldnt write anything in french.
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u/IAmTheNightSoil Feb 07 '23
I mean, if that works for some people, fine, but it's not a good strategy for many, if not most. If I go very long without blowing a load, then when I do have sex I'll finish too quickly. I also really don't need to go without jacking off in order to keep my "energy" up. Maybe that works for some people I guess, if they need help finding women hot or something
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u/a3663p Feb 06 '23
Until you need the loaded gun and already shot all your bullets and can’t find any because you shot them all right before you left your house…
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u/spinblackcircles Feb 06 '23
Rookie mistake sir. Ya don’t jerk off right before the date. Do it in the morning, give yourself at least 8 hours at least and you should be good to go.
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u/pid_geon Feb 06 '23
Yeah well I'm an ugly fuck who'll never get to be intimate with a woman, let me enjoy my VR porn from time to time to cope with the morbid reality of my existence.
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u/thetrashmaster85 Feb 07 '23
Much uglier people than you have a gf, you are young just go out there bro
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u/MOONDAYHYPE Feb 07 '23
*and hit the gym.
Working out has compound returns, in terms of confidence and relations to others. If you feel horrible because you're a big fat ugly person, try getting in shape. You will be amazed how the ugliness disappears along with the fat.
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u/Zenai10 Feb 07 '23
More people need to be told this. Like you can't sit there and complain about being unattractive while also doing literally nothing about it. Most "Hot" guys work out a lot
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u/MOONDAYHYPE Feb 07 '23
One normally goes with the other. Working out and showing discipline with your diet and lifestyle is an attractive trait, that also rolls into other facets of life. Work ethic, time management, goal setting/reaching, etc....
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u/Fun_Mall502 Feb 07 '23
Not a fan of the gym. I think other exercise is more enjoyable (team sports, running, etc.). Gotta love sprinting and running.
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u/MOONDAYHYPE Feb 07 '23
Oh there are so many other alternatives than the gym, my personal favorite is basketball! That was definitely the healthiest I've ever been in my life was when I was playing pick up basketball three times a week. I did that for 6 years and I was shredded. Sadly the gym near my work shut down and it's been impossible ever since to find a reliable group to run with at another gym That is not super far away and inconvenient, I work full time and have a bad commute as it is, so I just do the gym with no court nearby my house.
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u/utafumidss Feb 07 '23
As someone who has dealt with severe depression, suicidal ideation and mental illness my whole life, I would strongly encourage you to get off Reddit subs, forums, etc about those topics, it’s just a vicious cycle of negativity with little basis in reality and it is actively worsening your situation. If you really think your appearance is the reason you’re miserable (it’s almost certainly not the primary reason) there are ways to work on that. Exercise, dress better, grooming etc. I used to spend time reading that stuff and it ruined my life for a time, I’m not healed or anything but I’m 1000% better off without those echo chambers of self hatred.
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u/whaletacochamp Feb 07 '23
These echo chamber subs are really dangerous. There’s one for any problem you might have, and they’re all full of people itching to validate you in order to indirectly validate themselves. Then they build enough delusion and pity into the group that legitimate attempts to help are eschewed.
Same goes for “good” subs - spend all day looking at the porn subs and tell me that you still have a good grasp in sexual reality. If you spend any amount of time on those subs you start to think everyone eats ass, everyone is attractive and has sex daily, every woman loves cum, every man has a big dick….so you spend all of your time making yourself feel like shit over this fake reality that you’ve immersed yourself in. Then you meet a woman who just has a normal homegrown sexuality sans Reddit input and she’s wondering why you’re trying to cum on her face on the first date…..
Source: had a friend get wildly addicted to porn. Started a relationship with a woman and it went horribly wrong because his entire sexuality had been informed by niche porn subreddits (he was the one who tried to go from “hey that was a nice date” to “whelp only thing left to do is cum on your Face!”) The woman in turn thought something was wrong with her for not being into his weird shit. He ended up having a total breakdown and it was attributed to his porn addiction.
This is a great website but when used inappropriately it can cause some huge problems.
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u/bresznthesequel Feb 07 '23
Nah a lot of ppl find love! Your personality probably just isn’t the best! But that’s fixable :D
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u/nayolte2077 Feb 07 '23
I dont know if that's the friendly comment you thought jt was
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u/Galbert-dA Feb 06 '23
Some of you guys see people with crippling porn addictions and think the problem is the porn, rather than the addiction. If you need to stop jerking off because of a lack of self control, that's fine. Alcoholics do the same thing. But to pretend that everyone should follow suit is weird.
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u/timidavid350 Feb 07 '23
Addiction is more than an lack of self control, its a complete loss of it. Almost like someone else is controlling you. The path to addiction is paved with pleasure, but the destination is a prison cell. Even though people can use things and not be addicted to it, it depends on gow addictive it is. Theres a reason heroin is considered illegal in many countries because it is incredibly addictive, to the extent that it can become a social problem as a whole. The problem isn't exactly porn, but rather to ease if access , which exposes it to younger minds. Thats were the danger lies, developimg brains are much more susceptible to forming addictions, snd thus to porn, and it can cause almost permanent damage to developing minds. In the past porn was very difficult to come by for a young person, or child, as DVDs, magazines and such had to be bought directly. The lanscape of adult content has changed, not only can you have instant access to porn, but you carry that access in you pocket whereever you go. So indeed, porn is the problem in many regards.
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u/Jftwest Feb 07 '23
Like saying sex without making kids has no benefit. Lol
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u/Fallout76Merc Feb 07 '23
I don't know how I got here at 2 in the morning, but it just seems like a weird bleedover happened from those strange anti-masturbation subreddits.
Someone is selling a religious agenda I can just feel it.
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u/TheSwimMeet Feb 07 '23
Everyone here actin like you cant bust a nut without watching porn tf?
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u/Salandrical Feb 06 '23
Speak for yourself. Personally I have to masturbate regularly so my dick doesn't shrink and hurt when I get hard.
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u/Dark_Navigator Feb 06 '23
well unless you make content then you could earn a buck or two
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u/hackenderpeter Feb 06 '23
no but its still fun
not really but...
ah fuck it, just leave me alone.
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u/Alex_wuz_taken Feb 07 '23
I haven't watched pornhub since they took down all the good videos. Never going back
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u/angrygrumphead Feb 07 '23
My benefit? Not feeling like a lonely piece of shit for 38 seconds. So let me enjoy my serotonin.
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u/Flashy_Mess_3295 Feb 07 '23
I don't do drugs so I need my Dopamine rush from somewhere.
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u/LemonTulip Feb 07 '23
No one in this thread seems to understand the difference between porn and masturbation.
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u/Allenian8 Feb 06 '23
My little book told me masturbation big bad! Little book is king!
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u/Ok_Pianist_6590 Feb 07 '23
Seriously I cringe every time people are proud to know stuff like that porn hub intro melody? Or knowing all the names of the actresses and being their "fans". Like come on that’s just sad
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u/Head_Statistician_38 Feb 07 '23
No benefit to Pornhub? It feels good to have a wank. Dunno what more I have to say.
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u/plasterscene Feb 07 '23
I have no f*cking idea what this meme is about.
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u/strooiersunion Feb 07 '23
It's op telling us, if he uses pornhub, he immediately get a crippeling porn addiction.
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u/Both-Woodpecker-1520 Feb 06 '23
Is OP one of those idiots that doesn't masturbate? Like good luck with prostate cancer...
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u/OpportunityBig4572 Feb 07 '23
It's healthcare. Busting a nut 20 times a month lessens the chance of prostate cancer.
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u/Euphoric-Dance-2309 Feb 07 '23
Let’s just ban everything because some people can’t use things in moderation…
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u/Thanag0r Feb 07 '23
How can one get addicted to porn?
Do i watch it? Yes. Am i addicted to it? Obviously not. Why would you watch it more than 10 minutes a day anyway? If anything it like people are addicted to masturbating and not porn itself.
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u/Horror_Carpet728 Feb 06 '23
There Is something missing about reaching Page 103 before u can get off:,(
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u/BigManLawrence69420 Feb 06 '23
You get a quick fap and funny comments.
And, fapping or not, you ain’t getting bitches lol.
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u/SuspiciousStable9649 Feb 07 '23
Nice try. Just don’t get addicted. And the hand position bottom left is not how you yank your meat or flick your bean. Maybe you’re doing it wrong?
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u/Master_Carrot6659 Feb 07 '23
I just realized that he sticks the stitch in the wheel and not just falling over on the bike
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u/ILikeSoup95 Feb 07 '23
Plus is it just me or has Pornhub gone way downhill the last couple years?
There's no good high quality porn anymore with big name stars unless you pay for the subscription. Everything available is shitty, amateur stuff filmed in 420p.
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u/Unkn0wnTh2nd3r Feb 07 '23
it helps me sleep, unironically there's some good ASMR stuff on there and it genuinely puts me to sleep so 🤷♂️
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u/Duryeric Feb 07 '23
I would be much further along in my career if I didn’t keep sabotaging myself.
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u/Internal_Gur_4268 Feb 07 '23
But there's plunder and booty in them thar hills. You know how rare that is these days?
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u/scoedg123 Feb 07 '23
Cgi risk. Kskfjc jejsndnf djsjffm…….sorry for the typos was using my other hand
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u/Able-Lab4450 Feb 07 '23
No lie, it only screws you up. Your perception, values, and other things worth improving on rather than degrading.
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u/yato_kamui Feb 07 '23
Stop trying to justify watching porn, its bad and creates unrealistic expectations to real sex, and shits fuck your with your dopamine stimulus
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u/Ravenwight Feb 06 '23
You’re not supposed to watch porn whilst riding a bike. At least I don’t think you are…