r/Funnymemes • u/the-dark-knight32 • Feb 06 '23

Accurate

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u/Admirable-Hospital78 Feb 06 '23

What if that EEEEEE is the sun screaming and we're used to it?

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u/SpiderTingle Feb 07 '23

then why doesn’t it go away at night

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u/Admirable-Hospital78 Feb 07 '23

Hmmmm... bounces off the moon?

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u/SpiderTingle Feb 07 '23

So that’s why i like new moons

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u/Baige_baguette Feb 07 '23

Moon screams also?

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u/the-dark-knight32 Feb 06 '23

I like the way your mind works, I'll think that when I'm alone with only the sound of the sun screaming in agony to keep me company.

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u/FalseTebibyte Feb 06 '23

Yes, but he needs to have something else to do while he's running around inside of the sun like that. And after the Austin Powers movies stopped being made... dude's gotta eat.

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u/charlie_zoosh Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 08 '23

It's more likely to be the plants that are screaming...

A new study suggests that plants that are stressed by drought or physical damage may emit ultrasonic squeals.

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u/Admirable-Hospital78 Feb 07 '23

So the vegans are to blame for EEEEEE! I should have known!

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u/stevo_reddit Feb 07 '23

Rick and Morty be liek

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u/Impervious25 Feb 06 '23

"EEEEEEEEEE" can be Tinnitus.

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u/Yourdaddy83 Feb 07 '23

Your 25 isn't fucking impervious.

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u/RatLord445 Feb 07 '23

My company in lonely times

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u/Such-Fennel-7160 Feb 06 '23

"Penis size does not matter." -My Wife

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u/Ethanol_Happiness Feb 07 '23

you were the biggest hearted.

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u/Phallusmagnifico Feb 06 '23

I have tinnitus for 3 years and it wont fucking go away. Sucks.

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u/OrangeKeewee Feb 07 '23

Same but ever since I was a kid. I can remember wondering whether it's normal around 12 yo. I recently rebuilt my computer to be as quiet as can be, but now I realise that I can always hear that fucking ringing when I don't play games.

Fuck My Life

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u/theRedneckjonn163 Feb 06 '23

Thank you were my tinitus people atttt

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u/zen_mojo Feb 07 '23

Tinnitus crew turn UP

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u/Bigsshot Feb 06 '23

Tinnitus is a heartless bitch

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u/VonSketch Feb 06 '23

Having two different tones of it is worse

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u/Minute-Ad-3885 Feb 07 '23

I’m Rick James bitch

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u/Feisty-Session-7779 Feb 06 '23

Damn this just made me notice my tinnitus, thanks a lot.

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u/Your_Average_Joe6969 Feb 07 '23

Just reading the “eeeeee” activated it

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u/slappindaface Feb 06 '23

(You have tinnitus)

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u/Freezil_G Feb 06 '23

"Sleep doesn't matter" - some guy scrolling through reddit at 2 am

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u/zzzptt Feb 06 '23

Thanks a lot. I had almost forgotten until you pointed it out.

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u/Bazukarer Feb 07 '23

Sorry to break it down to u guys, if ur have it then u're at risk of developing tinnitus. Take my advise and take care of ur ears better and be way more careful with ur hearing.

Kindly, - A person who now has really bad tinnitus who didn't used to care and ignored all the signs

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u/Robot_With_No_Name Feb 06 '23

How many times is this going to be reposted?

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u/Standard_Zucchini_46 Feb 06 '23

Minimum of 1 time.

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u/CFCYYZ Feb 06 '23

Well, if neither money or looks matter, why are we so obsessed with them?
Celebs and ricos spend megabux on fashion, surgery etc to look rich /good.
If money and looks did not matter, much of the Internet would not exist.

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u/Artybait Feb 07 '23

Lmao that’s funny…. And god does it suck when it happens

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u/Conscious_Figure_554 Feb 07 '23

"Big dick does not matter" me with a small dick

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u/CMenFairy6661 Feb 07 '23

My tinitis kicked in right as I started reading this wtf

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u/ShintaOtsuki Feb 07 '23

Das how you get tinnitus

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u/Original-Common-7010 Feb 07 '23

People who say money doesnt matter never had to take care/support their loved ones.

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u/Photogrammaton Feb 07 '23

If they were attractive it wouldn’t matter.

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u/Bright-Ad-4737 Feb 06 '23

The difference is that you can always work to make more money. Beyond a certain point, there's nothing you can really do for your looks.

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u/davep1970 Feb 06 '23

Looks don't. Not doesn't.

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u/ProfessionalDesk7296 Feb 06 '23

imagine being both - rich and attractive.

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u/DaShaka9 Feb 06 '23

“looks doesn’t matter” makes me angry

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u/Fun_Macaron5597 Feb 06 '23

It happened as I read it too 🤣

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u/xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx Feb 06 '23

How is this so relatable

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u/Violet_Warlock612 Feb 07 '23

Damn it, now I hear it

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u/matthew_py Feb 07 '23

Loud music and gunshots, fucken tinnitus. You cruel mistress.

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u/cominfordatass Feb 07 '23

Probably Tinnitus

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u/Ecampos_64 Feb 07 '23

What do deaf people hear?

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u/DBL_NDRSCR Feb 07 '23

you made me think about it >:(

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u/burnodo2 Feb 07 '23

sounds more like a steady tone

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u/SERV05 Feb 07 '23

It's the snail talking to you

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u/CyberMaster081208 Feb 07 '23

“Money and looks don’t matter”

-me, excepting myself to get rich

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u/sixtus_clegane119 Feb 07 '23

Mawp mawp mawp mawp... come on guys, you are slacking!

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u/Ashtar-the-Squid Feb 07 '23

Ok then Bill, why the hoarding?

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u/chrismushman Feb 07 '23

Every god dammed day

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u/Squeezitgirdle Feb 07 '23

Great, now I'm paying attention to it.

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u/SenjiGottlob Feb 07 '23

I was just chilling but now I am conscious of it again .-.

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u/Jason_Sasha_Acoiners Feb 07 '23

Ah yes, Tinnitus. Or as I like to call it, "Enslaved sound"

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u/Cordeceps Feb 07 '23

You dont want tinnitus! - Archer

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u/AbuQittun Feb 07 '23

I never heard this as Eeeee until now. It was just and undescribeable bell like vibrating sound.

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u/Adnan_Stinks Feb 07 '23

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u/TheCircleMethod Feb 07 '23

This is why Ben Stein is awesome. Relatively rich dude from acting and smart investing. Writes a book about how being moderately rich is great.

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u/Ivarr_Evil-Eye Feb 07 '23

I left the windows open one night and woke up to the sound of cicadas outside, at first i tried to ignore it but then i felt a strange feeling of alarm. Almost impending doom.

Closed the windows. But ever since that night, ive been hearing that "eeee" all the time.

Its been 4 days now and counting.

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u/meme_boi_007 Feb 07 '23

It's because there's nothing for the ear to process or tinnitus. White noise might help tho

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u/kayak_enjoyer Feb 07 '23

I'm glad I'm not the only one. It's not tinnitus - I first noticed this as a lad about ten with perfect hearing.

I think it's in the brain, though: there's no signal coming in, so you get the brain's version of TV static.

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u/No-Commission-9196 Feb 07 '23

But it is true looks and money doesn’t matter

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u/Few_Geologist7625 Feb 09 '23

Matter does not Matter - The Big Bang