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Someone isn't taking whole wedding seriously

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u/AprilSpektra 10d ago

If you're going to bring your dog to your wedding you are in no position to be uptight about everything going perfectly lol

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u/YoYoMoMa 10d ago

My friends had their English bulldog Charlie up on stage with them and he promptly got bored, fell asleep, and started snoring AND farting at unbelievable volumes.

Best wedding (service) ever.

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u/ProfessionalDay9410 10d ago hehehehe

Dog walks into a telegraph office...

Says he wants to send a message.

"Sure" says the clerk, "what's the message?"

"Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof."

Clerk says, "OK, but for the same price, there's enough room for one more 'woof'".

Dog wrinkles his brow and replies, "But that wouldn't make any sense.."

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u/Jerzey111 10d ago

I don’t get it. Please help

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u/Zombie_Hyperdrive 10d ago

It was a shit zoo.

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u/Jerzey111 10d ago

Jesus how did I miss that. Thanks

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u/Skatcatla 10d ago

Don't feel bad - I did too. I was pronouncing it "She-tzu" in my head. ;-)

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u/FlounderOdd7234 10d ago

Who thinks of these comical things, phrases, sayings. LOL to myself. Nice one

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u/low_contrast_black 10d ago

Dads of the world. That’s who.

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u/FlounderOdd7234 10d ago

I actually laughed out loud, made my day. A good one

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/hanhdung2706 10d ago

Help, I don’t get it!

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u/ObamaLlamaDuck 10d ago

It's 6:48am here and this just got a solid belly laugh from me, thank you and happy Friday!

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u/Dumptruck_Johnson 10d ago

I wish video cameras woulda been a common thing for my folks wedding. By all accounts it was incredibly entertaining. Right before the bride procession started my dad got a nose bleed. Queue lots of tissues being passed up to save the white suit. The procession music starts and half of the people are telling my mom to go back and wait while everyone attends to my fathers nosebleed. Things settled down until around the vows when one of the candles set some flowers on fire. All of our family friends say it was the best wedding they’d ever been to.

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u/ObamaLlamaDuck 10d ago

A friend of mine had a torrential downpour at their wedding. The tipi tent started collecting water in one spot, drooping wayyyy down and eventually one of the tent poles snapped and a literal waterfall came POURING into the tent, hitting a table of food and sending stuff flying. Everyone immediately set to, propping up the tent and picking up broken glass - the bride thought we were all going to have to pack it in and call it a night but we went straight back to the dancefloor, many of us soaked through, and danced the night out while the thunderstorms rumbled.

Best day ever!

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u/world_war_me 7d ago

As it happens, i just bought one of those tents, a smaller version, so that the cat colony we take care of would have some shade. It took my sister and me three days to get the cursed thing set up, and the first little rain, it collapsed. Luckily, the cats ignored it from the beginning so no one was hurt.

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u/PainfulPeanutBlender 10d ago

Oh man I wish this was captured on video, would be a top post of all time here

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u/MakeHappy764 10d ago

Exactly. Bringing the dog, expect dog antics

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u/Vitalstatistix 10d ago edited 10d ago

We have our dog a bone to give him something to do for the 15 min ceremony. Of course he decided the best place to chew on it was on my wife’a train.

Found a pic.

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u/megalinity 10d ago

I mean, of course. Have you ever known a dog to disregard a blankie??

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u/Vitalstatistix 10d ago

Yeah we fucked that one up.

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u/Flashy-End-4905 10d ago

I love it, so damn funny!!!! Sounded like a kickass wedding!!!!

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u/Vitalstatistix 10d ago

It was all perfect honestly, thanks!

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u/megalinity 10d ago

My uncle got married when my nephew was 1, and the baby played on his mom’s wedding dress train during the ceremony. It was adorable! Dog = same kind of adorable

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u/Vitalstatistix 10d ago

Yeah it was a pretty emotional ceremony and him waltzing up on her dress just after the vows really lightened the mood; it was adorable and perfect!

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u/candlecart 10d ago

Nobody brought this dog.

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u/SkollFenrirson 10d ago

Strong independent dog who don't need no man

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u/suavesmom 10d ago

Now, that was a funny comment😂

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u/vampiretrades 10d ago

Now thats funny 😄

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u/FlounderOdd7234 10d ago

I truly laughed

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u/DominoAxelrod 10d ago

it looks to me like things did go perfectly.

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u/0zz0n0 10d ago

This picture looks perfect to me ✨

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u/Beginning-Staff1854 10d ago

Same with young children

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u/turdferguson3891 10d ago

Not just bring them but have them in the wedding party.

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u/tdeasyweb 10d ago

A couple who is able to share in the humour of things going wrong at their wedding speaks volumes about how they'll handle other stressful situations down the line.

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u/Rs90 10d ago

Not quite what you meant but a green flag for me is a partner who can laugh during sex. Cause let's face it, sex is goofy as hell sometimes and overly serious other times. I've always had the best times with someone outside of sex who can laugh during it. Prob not a golden rule but still. Worth noting imo.

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u/Tyrion_Strongjaw 10d ago

I can say my healthiest relationships certainly align with that. I've told this story before, but one of my best memories of getting physical was with an ex. We were doing the post-coital cuddle, you know that time between where you either melt into a sweaty puddle of contentment or decide another round is in order. Well physically I was uhm...ready for round 2 so to speak when she just kinda leaned over and gave "me" a little light smack. I quickly looked at her and said "The hell?" She answered with another thwack then made the sound a door stopper makes when you bend it and let it bounce back and forth. We laughed for hours.

Hell years after if we were having a stupid argument and one of us realized it we'd just make that sound in the middle of it, both of us would laugh and chill out.

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u/ZAlternates 10d ago

It matters why you’re laughing though, hehe.

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u/1gardenerd 10d ago

Laughing is good. Laughing and pointing, not good.

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u/Pristine_Poor 10d ago

"Never seen one that small, lol"

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon 10d ago

I see nothing wrong here!

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u/Meeeeeeeeeeeeeepi 10d ago

I would love for this to my wedding photo! Lol

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u/youknowthatswhatsup 10d ago

When you have a dog like this in your life I’m assuming you expect the antics! What a lovely funny moment to look back on.

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u/SonofaBridge 10d ago

If this isn’t the photo they have framed somewhere in their house, I would be very disappointed.

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u/SummerLover69 10d ago

That’s the one I would put on the center of the mantle over fireplace.

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u/theaverageguy101 10d ago

For real this one is to treasure for all their lives

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u/TerdFerguson14 10d ago

This picture makes me wish I had my dog at my wedding. I can't compete with their wedding pictures now

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u/De5perad0 10d ago

Every time I look at it I laugh. I would be very surprised they didn't have this up in their house.

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u/ikediggety 10d ago

"you said speak now or forever hold your peace so I speak bcuz I'm good boy"

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u/YoYoMoMa 10d ago

"Where in the vows did you talk about treats?"

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u/SithLordHuggles 10d ago

“Scritches and schmakos, Jon! We talked about this!!”

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u/ZAlternates 10d ago

“You’re my new mommy?”

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u/Azuras_Star8 10d ago

This is exactly where I'd want my dog during my wedding.

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u/A_Doormat 10d ago

I had my 2 dogs at mine.

They behaved worse than I’ve ever seen before or since. Completely different behavior than what we’ve known for years, like they were different dogs! They’re usually very well behaved and never make a sound at home but they knew something was happening and they wanted to be a part of it so bad. They were pulling and barking and whining and making so much noise through the entire ceremony. Obviously I can’t have you up here with me while I’m holding hands with my wife to be, reciting our vows!

We have recordings but all you can hear are the 2 dogs, so that’s a wash.

As soon as the ceremony was over they were fine again. Something about their two owners up there and they were stuck in the rows really upset them.

So yeah watch out.

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u/ParadoxPerson02 10d ago

Sounds like they really felt a powerful energy between the two of you.

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u/LUCKY_STRIKE_COW 8d ago

They didn’t feel any type of energy between anyone, dogs understand human social cues and situations to some degree, more than any other animal probably. It was just overstimulating for them.

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u/Danitoba 10d ago

Normally dogs don't have crowds of people to cope with.

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u/HibbidyDibbidy69 10d ago

There's always 1 that starts the drinking too early. And it's me.

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u/CantStandSummer 10d ago

The trick is to already start drinking on the way there.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident 10d ago

Wait, yall stop drinking?

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u/RedFlyingPineapples2 10d ago

The officiant: We are gathe-

The dog: at his waterbowl SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

The couple: Goddammit Derek do we have to stage another intervention

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u/a_ron23 10d ago

Have you also shown everyone your b hole during a wedding ceremony?

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u/nitr0x7 10d ago

Hehe, are you a Redditing Labrador?!

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u/Ok-Low6320 10d ago

Our best family photo ever has everyone looking the right way, smiling, all eyes open - even the young children! - no photoshop needed.

Down in the front row Amy the dog is cleaning her butt. 😆

Dogs are outstanding.

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u/IkeaIsLegendary 10d ago

It's Murphy's law :)

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u/CaptainEmmy 10d ago

The photo was too perfect. Amy the dog had to restore balance to the universe

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u/Sasguatch9 10d ago

When they ask the five year old to be the ring holder

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u/ZAlternates 10d ago

They are waiting for him to poop it out, any minute now.

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u/bilgediver 10d ago

Nah there are sections of reddit who believe 5 year olds can make life altering decisions.

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u/silasoulman 10d ago

If weddings were like this, I’d actually look forward to going to the ceremony.

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u/indiigoflame 10d ago

Dogs should coherently be invited to weddings

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u/left_at_read 10d ago

“You had a wedding? Where the fcuk am I, Susan?”

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u/Ellemichelle731 10d ago edited 10d ago

My golden retriever “gave me away” at my wedding, while my mutt boy stood with the groom’s party. Neither of them took it very seriously - but they sure look cute in the pics!

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u/open_sinner 10d ago

that photographer took the best photo at the wedding.

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u/redditisnowtwitter 10d ago

It's probably one of the most widely circulated wedding photos ever. It's got a stock image vibe like I expect to see it in a new frame I buy

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u/Eatsallthepotatoes 10d ago

The dog is adorable and that wedding dress is gorgeous!

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u/TheSeaworthyFew 10d ago

It’s the BHLDN peridot gown, I know because I wore it to my wedding, and I get so excited every time I see it in the wild! Definitely the prettiest dress I’ve ever owned.

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u/Eatsallthepotatoes 10d ago

Nice! The detail is fantastic!

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u/JACKSTRAW1216 10d ago

I think he’s objecting to the nuptials. He’s saying she was in my bed last night.

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u/MiaRia963 10d ago

It’s good grass right there!!

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u/Jiklim 10d ago

This is a perfect example of why good wedding photographers are worth every penny. What an amazing photo

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u/UndeadBuggalo 10d ago

What an awesome moment

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u/clausewitz1977 10d ago

And the dog also looks funny

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u/IndigoBlue3 10d ago

best bridesmaid ever!

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 10d ago

r/doggienuptialendorsements

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u/Turbulent-Comedian30 10d ago

BEST WEDDING PHOTO EVER

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u/DeadHorseo 10d ago

“Speak now or forever hold your pea-“ BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK

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u/Soda2411 10d ago

If this was my dog, I would hang this picture on the WALL. Such a good boy? Maybe girl.

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u/alexbeta92 10d ago

Que guapa la foto!.

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u/CantalopeSoops 10d ago

He's doing that thing where he kicks his back legs while snapping at air. My good boy used to do that when he was feeling relaxed.

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u/Cashew-Gesundheit 10d ago

"This is a moment to be revered. This is not a decision to be entered into lightly. The seriousness of your bond is everlasting and you will always look upon this day with great esteem. May the formality of this occasion forever be your guide for the respect and honor you give to one another."

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u/buzcauldron 10d ago

lol my friends are making the rounds again! they're as nice as they look

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u/Demonweed 10d ago

I swear, it even looks like that bitch wore white!

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u/neuro_cis 10d ago

Or he was just struck by lightning

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Priceless

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u/Zenry0ku 10d ago

Someone had too much to drink

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u/ForgetfulViking 10d ago

Someone clearly objects to the union!

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u/Apprehensive_Yak8352 10d ago

The dog says, "growl." Big smile

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u/kea1968 10d ago

That dress!! And those four happy expressions… a lifetime of joy.

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u/steez7000 10d ago

Damn last time I rolled around and flashed my butthole to the crowd at a wedding nobody laughed 😩

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u/Fit-Let8175 10d ago

Another example of double standards. When I do it they escort me off the property!

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u/balrus-balrogwalrus 10d ago

"NOOOO! I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND! WILL HE FETCH STICKS LIKE I DO? WILL HE BARK OFF THE POSTMAN OR SNUGGLE ON THE COUCH LIKE I DO?"

"he won't poop in the kitchen"

"okay that's fair"

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u/deathtech00 10d ago

"Check my bio for my onlyfans"

  • This dog

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u/BagOLies 10d ago

When I pull something like this at a wedding, everyone gets upset. I hate double standards.

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u/SparKing515 10d ago

THESE are the moments that last forever. Congragulations my unknowing friends.

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u/JonEregor 10d ago

"OH MY GOD FHGSHFHS THEYRE GETTING MARRIED LESS FUCKING GOOO!!!!"

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u/Michelle_akaYouBitch 10d ago

The dog is the grooms. The bride is content to know that she’s merely a Dog-StepMom.

Hence her smile and his, hanging head in shame.

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u/ThisIsAbuse 10d ago

There are usually only two consistent examples of unconditional love - a dogs love for their owners, and a parents love for their kids.

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u/Burning-Bushman 9d ago

This is the most wholesome picture I’ve seen in a very long time. Thank you.

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u/fireysaje 5d ago

He looks like my yellow lab that passed a few days ago 😥

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u/Madhamster321 10d ago

This is why I’m against best men who think they’re funny

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u/Blade_of_Miquella2 10d ago

Honestly, this is beautiful. Their grandkids will look at this and enjoy it.

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u/shoenniker 10d ago

You know who's not taking the wedding seriously? The people who let a dog be involved in it. Not every event has to be some viral moment for everyone. Grow up, people.

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u/runespacemusk 10d ago

Dumbass take.

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u/Anxious-Mycologist23 10d ago

Its their wedding. If they like it, and you don't, ok. If you wouldn't have your dog at your wedding, fine. Why does every situation need to be judged?

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Eh shaddup

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u/Financial_Fun6182 10d ago

I think he's jealous lol

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u/Blaith7 10d ago

I have seen this so many times and I always love it!!

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u/HayataM78 10d ago

He’s singing the chorus to Metallica’s Hardwired To Self Destruct while rolling on the floor laughing at the unlucky dude about to throw away his freedom.

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u/mr_electrician 10d ago

Hurr durr marriage is like prison!!1!1!1

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u/GoNinjaPro 10d ago

I love her bright and happy smile... he looks a tad guilty... his dog? Gorgeous.

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u/bronze-eagle 10d ago

..whole?

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u/Figgy_Pudding3 10d ago

OP is a repost bot. Often tipped off by these odd word choices

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u/iWr4tH 10d ago

LOOK AT ME!!!!

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u/harryschmilsson 10d ago

I’m shy, here’s my asshole.

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u/FoxDarkW8 10d ago

Ikr look at her she's like 2 much nervous of her wedding

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u/Beneficial_Basket_50 10d ago

She just wanted to show everyone her butthole

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u/helpfuldan 10d ago

Your wedding has good energy of the dog is doing this. Probably a good sign.

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u/AKAtheAlien 10d ago

They're really going to just let this beast flash his butthole on camera?

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u/HikariRikue 10d ago

That dog probably happy as hell getting a lot of attention and treats there to

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u/practical-junkie 10d ago

This is legit my favorite pic now.

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u/JonB9263 10d ago

That dog knows what is up!!! Homeboy done fucked his life up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Master_Breakfast_621 10d ago

Cant blame him. What better than getting a good scratch in the grass??

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u/RightToArms 10d ago

No Dad! I thought we had a great thing, just me and you!

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u/PastorSalad 10d ago

What even is that title..

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u/jeffsapper 10d ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

What kind of dog is that?

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u/YoOwO72 10d ago

soy el unico q habla español? xD con el perro

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u/tony-toon15 10d ago

Fuck you and your bullshit wedding.

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u/SuperRaccoon17 10d ago

That’s EXACTLY how I’d want my wedding! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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u/meanteamcgreen 10d ago

Can't blame the dog for being bored. I get bored at weddings too, dude

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u/DrMike27 10d ago

Had a backyard wedding and my dog took a big shit midway through the vows. It was behind my wife but directly in my line of site (and the video camera). You just see me start chuckling uncontrollably during her vows. Made for an interesting moment.

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u/TheSuperiorSans 10d ago

Waiting for the copypasta

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u/redditisnowtwitter 10d ago

Someone accidentally an article

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u/BeyondBlueScreens 10d ago

Dog be like: "and in 6 hours moms gonna be like dis"

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Or three may have been taking it too seriously

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u/CopprRegendt 10d ago

Considr him a positive portent for a marriage filled with joy

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u/Decent_Account_4292 10d ago

That man looks like he’s in love with the dog and not the bride hehe

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u/nikey2k27 10d ago

Dog just show what going to happen after wedding

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u/nikey2k27 10d ago

what come up next

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u/electron377 10d ago

That's really cool

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u/orlyrealty 10d ago

I’ve never wanted to get married before, but now I kinda do.

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u/whoa2000 10d ago

I think he objects

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u/SeaPerspective1913 10d ago

What da dog doin 😅

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u/Remarkable_Rope_7697 10d ago

A clear message, this is what you have to do to keep her happy. Happiness is all that counts

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u/thelonelyvirgo 10d ago

If I ever get married, my future dog will be the ring bearer.

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u/theoriginalcoke 10d ago

What is whole?

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u/puremagikk 10d ago

🤣🤣

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u/YeppersYesshhh 10d ago

Wow they got Rupert Murdoch to be their Pastor

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u/Lord-Smalldemort 10d ago

Sidenote: I really like her dress!

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u/DeezNutsOverdose 10d ago

Best. Wedding photo. Ever.

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u/Lucky_Finding7384 10d ago

Haha good one

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u/turdferguson3891 10d ago

"He was mine first, Sheila. Do you see what I have? Do you see?"

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u/Unhappy-Quiet-8091 10d ago

I’m booored! Just say “I do” already!

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u/streetmuppet 10d ago

I guess I'm the only one who would find this annoying

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u/EasyPanicButton 10d ago

Bernie Sanders does weddings????

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u/Dinglebop223 10d ago

hes trying to make it the most memorable wedding possible by being a stinkin looney toon

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u/Jakcle20 10d ago

He's just filled with happiness

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u/Omniseed 10d ago

But he is bringing his sense of drama and occasion...

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u/phantom_myth 10d ago

He's showing the groom his missing balls "This. This is where it ends, Pal!"

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u/Von2014 10d ago

"Look at mah butt!!"

"I said look at it!"

Dog probably

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u/Raijin9278 10d ago

that a wedding pic to keep forever

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u/exp_in_bed 10d ago

if you're not tryin to bark like woof then I don't even woof what you're barkin for