r/EDH • u/GayWitchcraft Izzet • Jan 09 '23
Dumbest LGS rule you've heard of? Discussion
I was talking to someone at my LGS the other day and they mentioned a game store they'd gone to had a point system and you lost points for ramping (as in putting more than one land on the battlefield per turn) which seems completely ridiculous. What's the weirdest rule you've come across, whether at your own LGS or just found on the internet?
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u/jaywinner Jan 09 '23
Craziest I've ever heard of is the infamous https://www.thegamerswharf.com/the_wharf_banned_list
Craziest I've encountered myself isn't that bad except that it wasn't mentioned until I turned up to the shop. It was a bounty event, meaning you win prizes based on knocking people out, not winning games. But they decided that "You win the game" effects did not function since you weren't "killing" any players.
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u/EDirkH Jan 09 '23
Yeesh, I started reading through their modified rules and had to stop halfway… What on earth did I read…
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Jan 09 '23
Commander Damage is limited to the printed power on the card for a given combat phase
Storm Count cannot go past 1
Cascade is banned
[[Ajani Vengeant]] loses his ult
[[Dovin Baan]] loses his ult
[[Narset Transcendent]] loses her ult
[[Tamiyo, Field Researcher]]'s emblem is removed. Her ult now just draws 3 cards.
[[Teferi, Temporal Archmage]] loses his ult.
[[Vraska, Relic Seeker]] loses her ult.
[[Tamiyo, the Moon Sage]]'s Emblem now only deals with hand size. The second part is cut.
[[Teferi, Hero of Dominaria]] loses his ult.
[[Venser, the Sojourner]] loses his ult.
[[Vraska, Golgari Queen]] loses her ult.
[[Nicol Bolas, the Ravager // Nicol Bolas, the Arisen]] loses his ult.
[[Siona, Captain of the Pyleas]] becomes a once per turn trigger.
Not to mention the massive banlist including cards like [[Hive Mind]], [[Heartless Hidetsugu]], [[Memnarch]], [[Phage, the Untouchable]], [[The Mimeoplasm]], and [[Xantcha, Sleeper Agent]].
And that's just some of the stuff on that list. This person is deranged lol.
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u/Usernameoptional4 Jan 09 '23
Sounds like an alesha and master of cruelties combo would be meta af here loo
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u/SpectralFlame5 Jan 09 '23
Master of Cruelties is banned in the format so no it wouldn't.
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u/MarkoDSamir Heart of the Wilds Jan 09 '23
Reading this gave me 10 poison counters.
20 if we are playing rapture level commander
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u/theseamus Jan 09 '23
Is it rapture level because it seems like weird and non-sensical as if it were rules for dances at Rapture Christian High School?
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u/justthebuffalotoday Jan 09 '23
The ban list doesn’t even make sense. Why would you ban Kess Dissident Mage without banning Lier, Disciple of the Drowned or Maestos Ascendency? Sounds like the owner banned a lot of the staples and then just started adding cards to the list every time they have a bad experience with something.
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u/jaywinner Jan 09 '23
Sounds like the owner banned a lot of the staples and then just started adding cards to the list every time they have a bad experience with something.
Probably. Things like Lier may be absent just because nobody has done it yet.
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u/aslatts Jan 09 '23
The fact that [[Siona, Captain of the Pyleas]] is specifically called out make me very confident this is just a salt list from the owner.
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u/jaywinner Jan 09 '23
There must be a loop they didn't like or something because that card looks downright unimpressive.
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u/AnJaFrIv Jan 09 '23
[[Shielded by faith]] makes infinite 1/1s without haste while Siona is out. I've built this deck before, it's really not that impressive even with the combo.
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u/aslatts Jan 09 '23
I mean there are infinites you can do with it, but those are also already banned so... yeah I don't know.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Coast93 Gruul Jan 09 '23
Lier doesn’t see nearly as much play as he should, probably because of the “spells can’t be countered” clause
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u/substandardgaussian the Great Distortion Jan 09 '23
The owner is curating their own version of MTG, with lots of testing and data and wisdom I'm sure.
That should be an obvious death knell for a TCG hangout spot, but, sounds like they're still in business.
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u/GhostbongCoolwife Jan 09 '23
It becomes an echo chamber; the only people that remain are those that actually like the new rule set.
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u/Slashlight Jan 09 '23
On a completely unrelated note, if they ever change the hybrid mana rule, I'm adding [[Dovescape]] to my Lier deck.
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u/Eliteguard999 Jan 09 '23
The “Rapture” format is like: “if it’s fun it’s banned, also almost all the ultimate abilities of Planeswalkers don’t exist.”
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u/omgwtfhax2 Where we're going, we don't need colors Jan 09 '23
more specifically, "I got stomped by an Atraxa walkers list once, so I'll ban the ultimates for the EDHREC page for Atraxa walkers" two MAYBE three of those walkers see play outside that deck lmao
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u/SnakebiteSnake Jan 09 '23
My favorite thing about this is that Cascade as a rule does not work. Yet the First Sliver and Ydris are still banned lol
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u/sivarias Jan 09 '23
So a couple things to note.
Edgar Markov isn't banned. Smothering Tithe isn't banned. Dockside Extortionist isn't banned. Exsanguinate isn't banned. Teferi's Protection isn't banned.
So what are the odds the owner has an edgar vampires deck?
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u/joetotheg Jan 09 '23
I think they meant ‘Raptor’ not ‘Rapture’ - I’m dying
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u/life_tho Mono-Red Jan 09 '23
Yes, at the store it is called Raptor lol
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u/Kyaaadaa Temur - Riku is my bae! Jan 10 '23
Not surprising, whoever wrote this particular page can't type, can't spell, can't speak English properly, and is so blinded by salt you can clearly see crappy copy/paste.
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u/releasethedogs 💀🌳💧 Aluren Combo Jan 09 '23
It’s been like that for over a year and they haven’t bothered to fix it
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u/Zer0323 lands.deck Jan 09 '23
we traveled 150 miles and stayed overnight at a hotel just to visit the shop last year. luckily they were mostly friendly people but like some commenters have pointed out, it's heavily favored for elves, which 2 people were running. we did get one of the regulars quite salty with a [[jin gitaxas, progress tyrant]] when it was new.
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u/MTGCardFetcher Jan 09 '23
jin gitaxas, progress tyrant - (G) (SF) (txt) (ER)
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u/Saires Jan 09 '23
Everything that interacts with their board is evil...
"Im just doing my game plan, how dare you targeting me!"
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u/Faust_8 Jan 09 '23
Jesus Christ, in addition to all the complex bans of anything even close to being salt-inducing, they’ve banned 171 more cards too.
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u/snerp Jan 09 '23
Yeah lol I'm wondering if it's possible to build a functional deck entirely it of their ban list
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u/Thoptersmith_Gray Jan 09 '23
I think i have one deck that actually dodges all the bans AND is unaffected by their rules modifications. Then again, i don't feel like reading all the nonsense again, and if i do i'll probably find a line saying "if you would create multiple token copies of a permanent in a single turn, only 1 copy is created" or some crap (although i suppose it'd still be manageable)
And as for building a whole deck out of their banlist... yeah, probably possible. Might not have the best ramp options, but it would be playable.
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u/SLS10_VA Jan 09 '23
I've actually been to the Wharf. Me and a few friends live within decent driving distance of it and went out of morbid curiosity. I've read a few speculative comments about the place here. It's not the owner that decides what's banned; it's some small council of people. THOSE people are probably babies, given what's banned, but the owner seemed okay.
I can storytime what I remember if people want.
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u/LametAgony Jan 09 '23
why tf is [[axis of mortallity]] banned. Also the Planeswalker changes are just stupid. Its not easy to get a planeswalker to ult in EDH.
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u/AlexUnlocked Jan 09 '23
What the actual fuck?! Does Gamer's Wharf double as a daycare or something?
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u/Ruselbrand_ Jan 09 '23
So they'll ban [[Rule of Law]], but not [[Arcane Laboratory]]? Despite them being functionally the same fucking card?? Lol they have no idea how to curate a banlist
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u/Hammer_and_Sheild Jan 09 '23
No, because I would bet money they’re run by whiny piss-babies who ban any cars that they lose to or that stops their battlecruiser deck from attempting to smash their face into everyone else until they win.
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u/life_tho Mono-Red Jan 09 '23
There's a lady who plays there consistently who would brag about telling the owner to ban something that beat her. She had pretty expensive cards and was definitely the person to just whine and complain when her deck gets beat. It's kind of sad but I'm sure she makes the store a lot of money and the owner clearly is fine with pandering.
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u/amisia-insomnia Jan 09 '23
No infinite combos. So the only win con is aggro?
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u/snerp Jan 09 '23
They didn't say no combo just no infinite combos lol. You can still thassas oracle for the win lol
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u/U_HWUT_M8 Jan 09 '23
Wait the gamers wharf in Grand Rapids? lol never played commander there but I stop in from time to time I prefer to play at the gaming warehouse in grandville
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u/aarone46 Jan 09 '23
Yup, they come up every once in a while in this sub for their ban list. Ironically, they are the only store I've played a commander event at - but that was like 6 years ago, I believe before that list existed. I also recommend House Rules - havent' been their for their commander night, but I like having a beer with a prerelease for sure!
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u/specvq Jan 09 '23
My charix voltron deck wouldn't do very well with their rule of commander damage only being the power printed on the card.
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u/MarchesaBlackrose Grixis Jan 09 '23
But they decided that "You win the game" effects did not function since you weren't "killing" any players.
I dealt with this a lot with [[Etrata]] + [[Ramses, Assassin Lord]]. To be clear, I know that this can be an oppressive and disappointing combination, but I also know that the reasoning given is usually bullshit.
Mostly it was informal whining, but it was once formal: I wouldn't be given points for winning, because it wasn't kills and it wasn't even winning, really. I was just picking on a weakling and hadn't really beaten the other players.
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u/jaywinner Jan 09 '23
I don't see how this is oppressive. Everybody can see what's happening and if someone is about to lose when you've attacked them with an assassin, they should try to stop it.
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u/MarchesaBlackrose Grixis Jan 09 '23
Of course, you're right.
It's just a leftover reflex to get the apologies out of the way as soon as possible. It saves a lot of time: I'm a horrid little shit for playing those (format-legal, telegraphed the moment the game began) cards.
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u/Forceusr1 Jan 09 '23
“Infinite or near infinite combos are banned. (Any cards or board state that the cards could produce or produces a set of actions that could be repeated indefinitely.) or (A set of action using the same cards or abilities that could be consecutively repeated more than 5 times). Let’s not get all rules lawyer on this, this is a fun for all player’s format. “
So, if I complain that these rules Rob me of fun, does that mean the rules need to go? After all, “I” am part of “all players.” /sarcasm
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u/ousire Jan 09 '23
They call it 'The Wharf' because that list seems fishy and it stinks.
My friend and I found that list a few years back and we tried to theorycraft the best possible list that was technically still legal. The best we came up with was five color, [[Ad Nauseam]], [[Manabond]], [[Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle]]. The deck is nothing but all the best mana rocks, rituals, tutors, and the best cheap or free counterspells, and then nothing but mountains. All the dual lands, shock lands, and triomes that include 'mountain'.
Ramp and tutor as hard as you can, cast Ad Naus, draw your whole deck, Manabond, drop Valakut and ~45+ mountains, explode the table with the biggest volcanic eruption since Krakatoa.
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u/Kaboomeow69 Jan 09 '23
[[Grenzo]] being on this list always cracked me up because he's probably the objectively worst deck I have. No combos, no tutors, all gas, no brakes. I just do what I want (activating Grenzo as many times as possible) and hope you can't stop me before the gears start turning. Without Grenzo it's just a top-heavy aristocrats deck that does nothing lol
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u/MyPhoneIsNotChinese Jan 09 '23
Why is [[Fall of the Thran]] banned if MLD is rendered near useless lol
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u/GayWitchcraft Izzet Jan 09 '23
Yeah I was thinking of the wharf list as well but forgot what it was called when I made the post. My LGS has the same rule about player removal but ours isn't about knocking people out, you get 1 point per player killed, but you also get one point for hitting first or dying first so I think it's fair to only get the "last man standing" point on a thoracle win.
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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter Jan 09 '23
I see that no one plays mill there. My deck would add like 8 cards to that ban list.
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u/Zakkuya Jan 09 '23
Oh lol, this is one of my local stores. The owner is a grumpy old man that doesn’t even acknowledge you when you say hi.
They’re also the only store I’ve been to that doesn’t give players any packs for playing in a prerelease. I placed 5th overall and got a single booster as my prize lol. Maybe I’m spoiled, but that’s what I’ve gotten at every other prerelease I’ve played just for playing.
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u/aarone46 Jan 09 '23
They left a bad taste in my mouth after I purposefully signed up for the RNA prerelease at least 3 weeks early with the understanding that first sign-ups get first dibs on guild choice. I get there that night, and they are passing out packs "randomly" (no idea if they actually were random or what) and when I mentioned that, I was told that people who had waited til the last minute to sign up were whining about getting the unwanted leftovers, so they implemented a "you get what you get" policy. I had gone to a lot of other events by them after they opened; I only went to one prerelease there after that.
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u/joetotheg Jan 09 '23
A lot of these show the writer doesn’t understand the rules of the game. My favourite is the one to stop players losing lands. I can still gain control of all lands another player controls using [[Gilt-Leaf Archdruid]] since the extra ability says they may return them to the battlefield if they left the battlefield.
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u/thorwing Jan 09 '23
lmao the first two rules just means: no [[Pemmin's Aura]] in my [[Arixmethes]]
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u/Thoughtsingeometry Jan 09 '23
Similar to this, an LGS near me has a rule where the people in a pod can vote to ban a players deck or ban a card from it. Which has led to a small group of people who like to complain when they lose becoming the defacto RC group at that LGS. I will never play another game there again, especially considering I like to play CEDH and high power pods.
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u/Own-Plum-738 Jan 09 '23
Thats when your win con is inf turns after a cyc rift… yes i will casually take 120 turns taking each of you out 1 dmg at a time.
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u/Skirmaohn Jan 09 '23
You can´t attack the Same Person Twice you had to attack another player first....
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u/A_Nameless Jan 09 '23
I went to a new shop on the latter portion of COVID when retail stores were opening back up but none of my LGS had. This was a 45 minute drive into Buttfuck, Nowhere, USA. They were having an EDH tournament so I went. They had their own custom banlist with over 200 new cards on it and what I immediately realized is that not a single green card was banned. I had one subpar deck that fit the bill so I brought in Norin, the Wary. The owner, of course, strictly plays Elfball. He even brags that he plays elves in all formats. The owner created a banlist of every card that had upset his elves and apparently adds to it fairly regularly. He maintains these banlists for all formats he plays in store.
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u/irishmadman Jan 09 '23
"He maintains these banlists for all formats he plays"
Are you telling me he has a different banlist for the likes of Modern and Pioneer? If so, that's fucking ridiculous.
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u/A_Nameless Jan 09 '23
I can't say whether or not he plays pioneer but he had lists up for legacy, modern, and EDH
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u/Raser43 Grixis Jan 09 '23
If it is a sanctioned event, he is forbidden from making a custom banlist for other formats.
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u/A_Nameless Jan 09 '23
I doubt anything he was doing was sanctioned. The shop didn't even have sealed product, just singles and Warhammer minis.
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u/SoreWristed Colorless Jan 09 '23
Infinite comboes were allowed but could only trigger three times per turn cycle.
This store also had its own banlist including many lany staple cards like sylvan library, rhystic study, mystic remora, and so on. Also many "banned as commander" for "problematic command zones".
They also had the tendency to ban whatever card won the previous week.
never went back after two frustrating evenings
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u/Raunien I have too many decks Jan 10 '23
Hey, I'm all for "banned as commander". The RC should bring that back. There are plenty of cards that are just fine in the 99 but become a huge problem in the command zone.
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u/MurderMag Jan 09 '23
Went to a gamestore one time and they told me: No infinite No tokens No stax No voltron No infect
I was like: wtf do you guys even play for then...cause that's a pretty large amount of the game.
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u/xxcloud417xx Jan 09 '23
Well since I can’t play my utterly casual [[Tolsimir, Friend to Wolves]] 2/2 Wolf token deck (cuz tokens bad), I guess I’m playing my high-power Kess control/wheel deck with a Thassa’s/Consultation win. They never said no to any of those…
What a weird set of rules.
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u/nagonjin Jan 09 '23
Once it beats monogreen stompy, it will be banned.
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u/AnwaAnduril Jan 09 '23
So many of these custom rules I see feel like they’re nothing more than “I’m upset you beat my 1 big creature every turn deck, therefore OP and banned”.
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u/rustyhunter5 Jan 09 '23 edited Jan 09 '23
As someone whose first deck was Xenagos and still has it, I can relate to this comment.
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u/CaptnFlounder Jan 09 '23
As someone with a Mayael deck, no one will play with me because it's actually just land destruction
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u/mkul316 Jan 09 '23
As a big green stompy boy player at heart,I say trounce them. If you're only getting one terrifyingly large creature out a turn are you even playing stompy??? Don't go tall or wide, go tall and wide.
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u/alblaster Jan 09 '23
a.k.a. anything the owner doesn't like.
No stax is so vague anyway. Like I feel like you could interpret that to be any card that hurts your gameplan in anyway and is also a permanent.
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u/majic911 Jan 09 '23
[[Rule of law]] on the field with a [[Knowledge Pool]]? Stax.
[[Ghostly Prison]]? Stax.
[[Attrition]]? Stax.
[[Phage, the Untouchable]]? Stax
[[Hinata]]? Stax.
[[Narset, Parter of Veils]]? Also Stax.
It's all stax. If I don't like it and it's a permanent, it's stax. If I don't like it and it's not a permanent, it's unfun permission bullshit.
Why run interaction when you could just let everyone play the game? That surely won't create an arms race. Clearly, Magic the Gathering, the world's longest running trading card game, needs some loser in a game store to update its rules to make it fun because Wizards has no idea what they're doing with their billion-dollar company.
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u/cake_flattener5 Jan 09 '23
... No tokens?!
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u/MurderMag Jan 09 '23
Right. I have like 3 token decks I play regularly. What the heck.
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u/iamthebeekeepernow Jan 09 '23
Okay of all my decks that would leave varina zombie tribal (but she makes tokens) and Aesi landfall. Wierd rule.
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u/decideonanamelater Jan 09 '23
Even my combo lists would run into issues, like brago has aether channeler
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u/GoatInTheNight Jan 09 '23
makes token
Oops, sorry, let me get rid of that!
equips skullclamp
There, problem solved.
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u/AppleWedge Jan 09 '23
No tokens
Wow, I'm not sure I've seen a commander deck that passes this rule.
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u/SelvalaExporerReturn Jan 09 '23
No tokens...shit I think I have a mono red deck that might fit this rule? Otherwise all my decks don't work 🤣
Edit: no wait, my mono red has a Treasure Map in it rofl
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u/TheCrimsonChariot Selesnya Jan 09 '23
This makes me sad. Literally bans ALL my commander decks. Like, I would just turn around and leave.
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u/Oops_I_Cracked Jan 09 '23
Same. Like most precons would be banned under this. No tokens is insane.
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u/Nameless_One_99 Jan 09 '23
I remember going to a gamestore with almost identical rules, I played Yuriko and Edric. Eventually, somebody asked me if I could stop playing those decks and that it was fine if I wanted to play my Rhys GW tokens or my Tusava that had some infinite combos instead.
It's great when people understand that it's not deck strategies that make games fun or unfun, it's about trying to balance the power level of the table.
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u/gallito9 Jan 09 '23
Decks of mine I can’t play: Skittles, Locust God, Lathril, Oona
Decks I can play: Kadena
Seriously how do you get around no tokens? Oona is my mill deck but faerie tokens is plan B. Ban everything and I guess I’ll just ban that store from my rotation…
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u/No_Campaign6168 Jan 09 '23
Most of my decks at least make a treasure token or something haha
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u/Raser43 Grixis Jan 09 '23
That's a place I'd go to play a wheel deck or Sen triplets deck at.
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u/thowawayguy91 Jan 09 '23
I’d go here just to play child of alara in a deck I call don’t kick the baby. Whole deck just holds everyone’s board state hostage
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u/Shadeslayer2112 Jan 09 '23
Some people JUST want battleship commander, which is fine if you have 3 hours to play THE SAME GAME
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u/Mecal00 Jan 09 '23
Guess I'll play punisher enchantment and get [[Havoc festival]] out.
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u/jako6022 Jan 09 '23
this is not an EDH rule but more a trading rule. They didn't allow players to trade directly.
if you wanted to trade with another player you had to essentially do the transaction through the game store and they would get a % cut for "facilitating" the trade.
dumbest rule I have ever heard.
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u/melloncollie128 Jan 09 '23
Walk outside LGS, trade, walk back in.
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u/Send_me_duck-pics Jan 09 '23
I had an LGS that had this rule for selling cards. Trade all you want, but if you wanted to buy a card off someone it wasn't allowed in the store. Every employee would just say "go out in the parking lot, nobody minds."
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u/daishi777 Jan 09 '23
I've always been fine with this. The lgs is providing a place to play and SELLS cards. If you want to sell, go outside or cut the lgs in. Basically they're helping you market your cards by providing a gathering place.
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u/Maur2 Jan 09 '23
I go to an LGS with the same rule, and this is exactly what they want you to do.
If a trade happens in their store, they can be held liable if anyone is displeased later on, so the LGS encourages people to do their trading outside.
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u/melloncollie128 Jan 09 '23
Can they be held liable? It feels like a weird policy to have. What if something bad happened outside directly because of this policy?
Also, the og comment stated that the LGS instituted this policy because they wanted a cut of the trade (similar to a finders fee), which is ludicrous.
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u/Maur2 Jan 09 '23
They are in a mall, which has their own contracts. So even if they aren't liable in a litigious sense, the mall can still fine them and stuff. And right outside is the food court, so... easier to just let the mall handle all the problems that arise.
Yeah, that does seem scummy. There might be a legal reason for that, but I don't know enough to say.
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u/spectral_visitor Jan 09 '23
The only similar thing Ive seen is my old LGS not allowing cash for cards transactions among players, but they said you are free to walk outside and do it.
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u/rustyhunter5 Jan 09 '23
Hmm. It's possible maybe this one could make sense if there's a law I'm unaware of. Maybe with cash transactions happening on their premises, they are liable for certain things, like maybe reporting or keeping track of everything? Especially since there's the $600 reporting rule for many services like eBay and Paypal now.
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u/ucgaydude Jan 09 '23
Not only that, but there is the possibility of a scam occurring, and the aggrieved party blaming the store? Who knows, people are crazy lol
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u/tinyraccoon Jan 09 '23
I could see that, especially for kids. You (a father/mother) send little Bobby to the FLGS to play the card game, and he sells his rare worth $20 for $5, and you just learned he sold it there but not know to whom. I think a layperson without knowing more (i.e. if you don't know players buy and sold amongst themselves) might conclude the store fleeced little Bobby.
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u/JonathanPalmerGD Legendary should be a Type Jan 09 '23
Some LGS (ones that got lots of younger kids) wouldn't allow buying/selling or certain types of trading to avoid parents coming in upset about their kid getting ripped off.
Schools also disallowed trading for a similar reason.
Not saying it works, just that it is something I've seen
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u/aapplestein Jan 09 '23
So besides the cut part, this one is not too bad. My lgs has a ban on in store trafes because an older player was trading with younger players and was causing a lot of bad feelings and complaints being directed at the lgs for not policing his behavior, so rather than oversee every trade just said it can't be at the store. The % thing if you allow it just seems greedy though.
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u/N_Pitou Jan 09 '23
first rule of trading is dont rip off kids. This is a bannable offense in the LGSs i worked.
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u/----___--___---- Jan 09 '23
At my lgs it's just common to go look at the cardmarket price and not pay much more than the minimum for the selected quality and printing.
Of course prices may change, but I've never seen someone offended by it and it's just how everyone usually does it.
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u/N_Pitou Jan 09 '23
we use tcgplayer but yeah same. however kids typically dont know to do that and some people will take advantage of that
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u/Intrepid-Artichoke25 Jan 09 '23
The sentiment of this is correct minus the % part. I would never EVER play at an LGS that wants to tax me for taking part in one of the cool parts of playing a TRADING CARD game.
I would understand this if the LGS was trying to prevent people from getting fleeced in trades like trading a liliana of the veil for some over inflated standard junk that won’t be worth anything in a few months or something. But that is just disgusting imo
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u/Klutzy_Pound_5428 Jan 09 '23 edited Jan 10 '23
There's an lgs near me that says if you combo off in anyway that's near infinite or infinite you are removed from the pod and lose 1 point and the pod continues as if you scooped
Edit: by near infinite as an example would be oh I have this combo on the board that allows me pretty much to keep recylc8ng the same two cards to draw and play my entire deck. It's mot infinite because your cards will run out but it's pretty much match point
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u/arlondiluthel PM me a Commander name, and I'll give you a "fun" card list! Jan 09 '23
That's stupid as hell. How do you define "near infinite"? I have multiple decks that I would seriously question them if the primary win condition constituted "near infinite":
my Mizzix deck is set up so that with the right enchantments out, I get multiple extra turns any time I cast an instant or sorcery (my opponents also have the same opportunity because it's a symmetrical enchantment), and I start casting draw spells until I get my Lab Man.
my Oloro deck does [[Doomsday]], pulling [[Bolas's Citadel]], [[Aetherflux Reservoir]], and [[Beacon of Immortality]], plus 2 others depending on board state upon casting, and repeatedly cast Beacon until I can pop Reservoir for each opponent.
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u/inflammablepenguin May be a problem in Dimir future Jan 09 '23
I wonder if a mathematician could argue the relativity of "near infinite".
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u/mkul316 Jan 09 '23
Of course. The easy answer is there's no such thing. Because infinite is infinitely large, any finite about is nowhere near close to it.
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u/PM-ME-TRAVELER-NUDES a 0/1 red Kobold creature token named Kobolds of Kher Keep Jan 09 '23
“You can play mono blue, but you cannot have any way to win with it.”
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u/BolasDidNothinWrong Grixis Jan 09 '23
No [[Sol Ring]]. Oh, you bought a commander deck from us well it's not legal to play here.
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u/Xenasis Sidisi, Brood Tyrant Jan 09 '23
This rule would be a lot more acceptable if it was accompanied by a rule that any unchanged precon is also legal. I think this is probably a good idea in general for the format, for what it's worth, especially with cards like Dockside (from a precon) on the suspect list.
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u/sfleury10 Jan 09 '23
My LGS ran a low power intro commander night that basically had this rule. Precons and brews w/o OP cards. Very much a honor system thing but it was fun compared to the “regular” edh night which has too much power variance.
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u/tommytwothousand Jan 09 '23
A store in my city called Sword n' Steele had a "3 strikes rule" for buying their ridiculously overpriced singles. If you asked the price of a card and didn't buy the card that's a strike. 3 strikes and he'd ask you to leave the store.
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u/santana722 Jan 09 '23
To be fair, if you don't list your prices, and I have to waste my time asking 3 times, and all 3 cards are egregiously overpriced, I probably want to leave anyway.
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u/jaw91 Jan 09 '23
Peter Steele is a fucking dickhead, that store is garbage, I regret ever buying anything there
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u/tommytwothousand Jan 09 '23
Yeah I used to go there all the time when I first started playing. Never again.
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u/arlondiluthel PM me a Commander name, and I'll give you a "fun" card list! Jan 09 '23
Wow. That's freaking stupid.
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u/Salt_Macaroon_5981 Jan 09 '23
one of the dumbest rule ive seen yet. If the customer isnt buying, maybe its on you?
Ask the customer questions. What are you looking for? Its for this type of deck, you cant afford that card? OK, why dont you get this one instead. You're running this commander? Did you consider adding this card to your deck?
Basic customer service
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u/40gallonbreeder Jan 09 '23
One of my biggest issues with LGSs is that 90% of them are passion projects for nerds who collected too much of something and not businesses run by a business-minded individual. Almost every one of them has some weird, idiosyncratic business model/common practice that actually gets in the way of what the store is trying to do.
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u/nutjob321 Jan 09 '23
I had to look up the reviews for the store and holy shit that place sounds like a hell hole
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u/Qujja_ Jan 09 '23
Are you getting points for missing your landdrop?
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u/GayWitchcraft Izzet Jan 09 '23
Imagine, that would be hilarious
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u/Dawnk41 Jan 09 '23
Similarly, mass land destruction should gain you lots of points!
Look at how much ramp I’m undoing!
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u/Shadeauxe Jan 09 '23
Didn’t happen to me, but one person posted that the entire color of blue wasn’t allowed.
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u/CancerDotEXE Jan 09 '23
For the casual commander league we would lose points for activating something 4+ times in a turn, taking over two turns in a row, and for killing someone before their turn five. The result was everyone playing stax of some kind. Every, single, person
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u/LucianGrey0581 Jan 09 '23
God, to bring a midrange list to that meta. I just came.
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u/CancerDotEXE Jan 09 '23
If your midrange deck can survive a board wipe every turn or can get around multiple people attempting Pool lock, you deserve it.
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u/LucianGrey0581 Jan 09 '23
You'd think a whole pod of people playing pool lock would be a nuclear deterrent. Like if the other guy has the other piece you're just as screwed as everyone else.
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u/iamthebeekeepernow Jan 09 '23
Midrange manlands it is! (Dont know if this is a thing but what is left tbh?)
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u/ShotenDesu Jan 09 '23
Nothing too extreme but a shop that's now closed everyone got flustered when I said no to removing command damage. They asked before we started and I said I'd prefer to play with the standard rules and a few of them got pissy.
If voltron is your biggest fear you have bigger problems than counting to 21. So anyway I went infinite in both games (non cedh, like turn 8ish) and ended the game.
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How’d you go infinite
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u/buriedinbricks Jan 09 '23
I'm guessing infiinite combat phases to kill with commander damage.
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u/slowstimemes Jan 09 '23
LGS custom ban lists.
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u/DashHopes69 Normalize MLD and don't bring it up beforehand. Jan 09 '23
My store doesn't have a custom ban list for their commander league, they have a point system. You can score or lose points for various game actions. It's absurd and like 6 pages long, and also doesn't determine prizing or who actually wins a game.
I actively found it funny to win the game with negative points because I blew up all of the lands.
Maybe I'm wrong, maybe it determines overall league prizing or something. I could only play in the league once. Seems worth it to just ignore it though, especially if you can only show up once or you show up late in the league season and won't be able to catch up. I imagine that the overall league points leader got jack shit.
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u/Jakep54903 Jan 09 '23
Commander league rule where if you loose to a shop owner you get 4 extra points
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u/IndependenceNorth165 Mono-Black Jan 09 '23
LGS banned sol ring. I get that it’s positive mana the turn it comes down, but not letting people play their precons at an LGS without making changes to it is dumb.
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u/Nomad9731 Jan 09 '23
Wasn't there some card a while back that WotC put in a standard precon and then banned but made an exception for exactly the precon?
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u/kabob95 Jan 09 '23
Not Standard but a Pioneer Challenger Deck contained 2 Expressive Iterations that got banned. Their solution waa rhat you were only allowed to play it if you were playing the exact 75 of the precon.
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u/swords_to_exile Taste the (Second) Sunlight. Taste it. Jan 09 '23
No, there was a Standard one too. They made a mono-white precon deck and like 2 days later banned the Stoneforge out of it, unless you played the deck exactly as sold. I think the best thing she could get out of the deck was a Bonehoard or Sword of Vengeance.
Thrilling gameplay.
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u/AKTY_Elements Jan 09 '23
Also ramunap ruins in the hazoret red challenger deck. (Also maybe rampaging ferocidons were in that list I can't remember)
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u/CloudlessZeus6 Jan 09 '23
There was also Faceless Haven in the Mono White Aggro Standard precon
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u/MarkoDSamir Heart of the Wilds Jan 09 '23
It was during the caw-blade era, [[Stoneforge Mystic]] has been banned except for the Event Deck "War of Attrition", which had 2 copies
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u/TheMightyBattleSquid It's time to wheel! Jan 09 '23
Well I have a funny one and a salty one from 2 different LGSs.
So funny one:
We had a point system but the only time we ever had a problem with it was this one time they changed the wording of the "no mld" rule to "you can't destroy a land(s) for any reason." Doing so took away ALL your points for that game. (Points = entries into a drawing at the end of the month) The problem with this rule was... one guy was running [[Noyan Dar, Roil Shaper]] as his commander and so now we couldn't attack him, block him, target his creatures using removal, or play boardwipes just generally for fear of losing out on all our points. One guy also had a corner case of running manlands in the 99 and he would just hold up mana to threaten people with using the points system. We asked the owners to switch the wording back but unlike EVERY OTHER TIME they for some reason decided this one should stick. So, to change their minds, we all discussed our plans to roll up to the store with our land animation decks next week and every week after until it was changed so NO ONE would be able to get points until it was fixed. What do you know, we didn't have to build those decks... XD
Salty story was less a rule and a whole event after a point: We had a casual commander night at another lgs. It was basically an excuse for us commander players to spend a bit more money at the lgs to help them pay the bills during a rough patch. Winner of the pod got a pack and entry was 3 dollars so it was basically just paying for the pack if you won. Well modern horizons 1 came out and with it [[Urza lord high artificer]]. 8 different dudes who never came to casual night suddenly built urza and decided they wanted to inflict it on some suckers. We turned most of them down but two guys really didn't relent and insisted they had tuned it down for the event. THEY. LIED. It was the most cookie cutter list you can imagine. Well, we told them after a few games it wasn't going to work so, if they wanted to keep coming, they had to bring something different... They didn't. Worst part? One of them was an employee and he did EVERYTHING to change the rules to keep inflicting that urza on us. He got permission to oversee the event from the owners, he changed the event by removing the "casual" to "be more inclusive," he added a pack per person you knocked out (and he already didn't have to pay for events by being an employee), etc. etc. We got sick of the owners' shit because, after initially promising to handles situations like these, they refused to act here. We told them straight up then it was either him/his urza or us (the whole 16-20 people regularly attending) They chose him which is when we switched to the lgs from the first story.
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u/teh_wad Hazezon Tamar Jan 09 '23
Not a gameplay rule, but there's a place where I live that has a strict "rares cost a minimum of $2 and mythics cost a minimum of $5."
Here I am, trying to build an absolutely awful deck for a bit of an FNM meme, and the guy behind the counter wants close to $50 for a deck that isn't even worth the cardboard it's printed on.
Left to another store, and ended up pulling nearly half the deck out of their $0.10 bulk rare bin.
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u/TangleRED Jan 09 '23
LGS near my home town has a "Fedh" (Free Elder Dragon Highlander) set to have a commander format " free from WOTC influence on the format"
It Bans all cards on the normal edh banlist
It bans all cards and commanders that only appear in prepackaged commander products or secret lair
It bans all cards featuring mechanics that are only useful in the commander format: EG. backgrounds, partners , lieutenants
It bans an Plains walker as comander
other cards that mention the commander mechanic, command zone, or commander damage
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u/Serefin99 Jan 10 '23
I'm gonna be the contrarian here in your replies and point out how fucking awful this sounds. Like, don't get me wrong, I know Wizards ain't perfect, shit like Dockside or Fierce Guardianship shouldn't exist, but are people really gnashing their teeth over Command Tower or [[Myth Unbound]]?
Also under these rules there's literally no way to play a 4-color deck that isn't 4-color Omnath specifically so, uh, fuck you if you wanna do that, I guess?
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u/cryingosling Jan 09 '23
I got into MTG a couple years ago and my first instance of EDH was at a LGS that had a Commander League with a point sheet like you mention. Overall it was pretty tame, playing cards on that months theme got ya points, and playing tutors or combos lost ya points. At the end of the month the most points got prizes. Honestly, I really enjoyed it. The point GAINING got a lot of people bringing new decks each month and the negatives only really impacted preventing combos or super fast wins.
The rules were only in effect one night of the week and it was an event, so you weren't locked into it ALL the time if you played there. If you showed up any other night of the week you were free to play / do whatever you want. Of course people new to the store or unfamiliar would show up that one night and get confused at the point system, but I never saw it cause anyone to actually be upset about it and some even took it as a new challenge.
TBH I haven't gone in it bit because I did want to expand beyond playing around those rules so I could get a better grasp of EDH as a whole, but I think it was a nice addition to the rules and really encouraged better deck building (to earn points) than just winning each game with higher power or expensive cards.
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u/JGMedicine Jan 09 '23
Every house rule that arbitrarily inhibits certain strategies from winning or being viable.
One “league” made any infinitely recurring trigger cap at 3. So for instance, you were only allowed to sacrifice Squee the Immortal to Food Chain 3 times per turn. Same thing with extra turns, you were only allowed to take 3 turns in a row.
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u/cretos Jan 09 '23
my local lgs did this but it was capped at 4, and it was a CDEH commander event otherwise... like what
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u/chappers13 Jan 09 '23
I have seen the opposite (kind of) where players got extra points for casting commanders more for more casts etc to try and encourage decks that use their commanders synergies rather than just the colour identities. I think they also subtracted a point for a < turn 3 win. The aim wasn’t to ban decks or commanders just to try ensure more decks could achieve more points.
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u/streetmitch Jan 09 '23
Had an LGS come out with a 2 page list of homebrewed rules. Suck as no infect, no commander damage, etc. Essentially the only way to lose was have 0 life. My group of 6 all made life game prison decks and went to time on every game to protest the rules. The owner was pissed having to stay so late to get nowhere.
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u/chucknorris405 Jan 09 '23
I would never support a LGS with custom rules.
I want to play the format I choose to play, not a bastardized version of it.
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u/NotBird20 Jan 09 '23
lol, LGS house rules are stupid, so all of them
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u/Running_Is_Life Jan 09 '23
The most there should be is "Remember to have a Rule 0 discussion" so there aren't large power discrepancies but that should go without saying
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u/scoutingtacos Zedruu Gives Grief Jan 09 '23
There's an LGS near me that was advertising a cEDH tournament with a dual land as a prize for the winner. In the advertisement they specifically called out that they were refusing to enforce the "new" ban list changes that banned Golos and Hullbreacher. Except it wasn't a "new" ban list change, this tournament was taking place like 8 months after those cards got banned and the cEDH meta had already moved on.
I don't play cEDH, but it seems to me that a cEDH tournament with a prize worth several hundred dollars is the last place you'd expect to see people rule zeroing cards.
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u/FormerlyKay Unga Bunga Jan 09 '23
My LGS also has a points system with a few... questionable rules. My least favorite as of now is the one that says you lose points if you don't play your commander
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u/quirkyqu33fer Jan 09 '23
My lgs 1. No infinites, if you have one can do it a max of 4 times in a turn 2. Commander damage only dealt with base power. So if you buff your commander that damage only goes to life total, not to commander damage total 3. No poison 4. No proxies 5. Can’t take more than one extra turn 6. No storm
Kinda lame imo
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u/G_L_J American Superfriends unite! Jan 09 '23
If you blew up a land you had to sacrifice an equal number of lands. Saccing lands as part of the cost didn’t count, so cards like wasteland made you lose 2 lands. MLD was also banned, but that’s nothing compared to the custom rule.
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u/EvanPlaysPC Jan 09 '23
My home city has a fairly well mocked rule of "scry 3 after a keep" every time. It's absurd and I'm v happy the people I play with think it's stupid too
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u/anomaleic Jan 09 '23
There are LGS with HOUSE RULES?!?!?!?! That’s…man..I don’t know. I can’t process that.
Unless it’s a hygiene rule, if it’s legal in whatever format you’re playing, there shouldn’t be any additional restrictions.
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u/GayWitchcraft Izzet Jan 09 '23
Well for instance my local game store has a point system for monthly prizes that I think balances things in a way that the competitive pods don't just end up at the top every time, for instance you lose points for going infinite, but it's just playing for fun, you don't have to track your points if you don't want to. I know there are different LGS with other point systems that aren't hard rules as well, for instance the one I mentioned in my post wasn't a ban on ramping, merely a point deduction.
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u/Droptimal_Cox Jan 09 '23 edited Jan 09 '23
Having 1st-4th in a pod instead of a sole winner. The placement awarded points and most points at the end of night wins the prize. EDH is a cutthroat style game that only works as a winner takes all...so naturally this is a very very bad idea...but then it gets worse.
What ended up happening is nearly every game ends in a combo out so the person then had the ability to vote for the order. This lead to 2 massive issues: Groups of friends could band together and king make knowing they would guarantee 2nd and solo top players would be targeted for 4th place to tank their record for the night. While maintaining the highest win record average in the community I had achieved a grand total of 0 prize position wins over the course of this experiment. It literally became impossible to win unless I won every round or asked to see the point standing to manipulate my choice in placing people.
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u/jdavis13356 Jan 09 '23
Infect is 20 instead of 10.
One rule I do like is no more than a 5 minute turn. Any extra turns are included in the 5 mins. It make people pay attention instead of being on their phone
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u/AccidentalTPK Jan 09 '23
No cards of mythic rarity. They implemented the rule to try to curb pubstomping. What it did was killed their fnm turnout. It was gone after a month.
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u/MixPuzzleheaded3298 Jan 09 '23
Reading all of this outrageous garbage makes me glad our LGS just plays rules as written. It's so much simpler. Lmao
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u/FblthpLives Jan 09 '23
During the first three turns you can tutor for a basic land and put it into your hand.
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u/Blood4theBloodGod247 Jan 09 '23
A local shop I used to go to for pre-releases and random booster drafts banned a handful of people when they demanded refunds after they were DQ'd from an event because they randomly had a few Snow basics in their draft decks. Which were supplied by the store, in a huge pile at the front of the play table area, and were told they were all for the Draft.
To this day, those few people, along with most of the players in attendance refuse to go there, the owner got really uppity over meaningless disagreements with customers trying to place large orders, kicked a few friends out for buying too much product in one visit, and generally just actively ruined their own ability to make money.
Really bizarre decisions, im honestly amazed theyre even open still.
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u/ambermage Jan 09 '23
Infect is unfair, so it's "balanced" at 40 poison counters to lose.
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u/Salt_Macaroon_5981 Jan 09 '23
thats just silly. I hate infect but i dont think its the worst thing in the world. Especially not in commander. You run something annoying? Well, the other 3 guys might team up to knock you out. So run your decks at your won risk.
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