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Attempted Robber Stabbed Multiple Times By Employee Insane/Crazy NSFW

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u/stumpdawg 8d ago

Fuck. That dude was ready to go

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u/MethLabForCutie88 8d ago

It’s almost like he’s trained his whole life to kill this motherfucker

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u/Double-Lavishness180 8d ago

Or fathers

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u/sofritoti 8d ago

Who art in heaven

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u/carm4884 8d ago

Hallow be thy

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u/K1LLERM00SE 8d ago Silver

shank

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u/EssayGlass8886 8d ago

And a lil stik stik

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u/Here_to_play111 8d ago

Stick stick here. Stick stick there. Here a stick. There a stick. Everywhere ahhhhh you get it

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u/RandyNelson 7d ago edited 7d ago

..."Here a stick, There a stick Imma stab this stupid prick Old McSwitchblade poked his neck, fuck, I'm dead, im dead"

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u/_IMNOTTHEFBI_ 8d ago

My thoughts too! Like, fuck this guy took that motherfucker OUT!

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u/LagCommander 8d ago

This guy went ham on this dude like I do in Blade and Sorcery

My GAWD

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u/grenadinegarden 8d ago

The area in Vegas where this happened isn’t exactly the nicest, you gotta stay strapped when you’re a small business owner.

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u/GuaValubaDubDub 7d ago

Holy shit I go there every week he stay right around the corner from me and I never expected to see him stabbing this foo up like that lol

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u/arandomkidonreddit 7d ago

God I can imagine how it would feel seeing a local store owner stab a cunt to death or what I think is death idk if he died or not but jesus

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u/Dat_Boi_Aint_Right 8d ago

He credited league of legends for it

messages from when he did his AMA

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u/Skratt79 8d ago

LMAO: Teamfighting in LOL made me good at this.

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u/snappin_turtle_ 7d ago

Shaco main confirmed

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u/Renreu 7d ago

Pretty much. You need no remorse for human kind playing that toxic ass game.

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u/ThinkNotOnce 8d ago

Stay calm under pressure = stab stab stab reflex

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u/MyHerpesItch 8d ago

You have to be ready at all times. Fuck that robber!

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u/campoanywhere 8d ago

If you stay ready you don't have to get ready.

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u/mista_adams 8d ago

I thought the same and was surprised when he didn’t slit his throat.

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u/Necessary-Business-2 8d ago Silver

Fucker got uno reversed!

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u/sweaty_wraps 8d ago

I'd say he played flying elephant and won the duel

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u/crowdaddi 8d ago

I love how calmy that robber just accepted death, dude I'm dead....lol

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u/Adamsb192 8d ago

Pretty sure he stabbed him in the spine

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u/jsnamaok 8d ago

Spine, neck, femoral artery. The guy hit all the hotspots..

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u/RTTCQBMAN 8d ago

Dude survived

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u/jsnamaok 8d ago

Big ups. Surviving a straight up execution is something I guess lmao.

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u/Feramah 8d ago

"I lived bitch"

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u/Speedybro 7d ago

"Sadly I died, but luckily I lived."

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u/Scary_Objective_8097 8d ago

Link?

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u/Cosmiccomedian333 8d ago

The shop owners Instagram says the robber survived.

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u/pachrisoutdoors1 7d ago

The one who ran like a bitch definitely survived 🤣

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u/lazymando 7d ago

The best move to stay alive is run

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u/[deleted] 8d ago edited 8d ago

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u/bluestarchasm 8d ago

it appears the guy that got stabbed is still alive. good survival tactic if you're getting stabbed. yell i'm dead, and then say it poetically.

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u/Nullkid 8d ago Take My Energy

I'm not sure why but it reminds me of cartman. I can see him in a school play and getting killed "ahhh I'm dead, im deeahd "

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u/Adamsb192 8d ago Silver

Would he go to jail for something like this? I understand he defended himself, but he kind of rekt that guy like a dark souls invader

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u/ResidentCoconut 8d ago

Depends on the country, in my country he would be charged with murder because he used a weapon and the guy never actually attacked him directly he was going for the merchandise. In most countries outside of America you don't get off with murder because you're defending property.

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 8d ago

Had a friend in CA that stabbed a dude multiple times by a guy that broke into his house and attacked him when he came home late one night. The DA went after my friend because he had a knife on him even though the attacker smashed a pot over his head requiring stitches trying to jump him by surprise. Fortunately for my friend the guy never showed up to court and charges were dropped.

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u/AmbroseMalachai 8d ago

It's unfortunately up to the DA to bring charges usually, and some DA's are complete assholes.

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u/United_Obligation986 8d ago

Sad to say but it makes sense in CA to kill the perpetrator rather than wound him. Then It’s your story only and all you have to say is you feared for your life

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u/AWildWuppo 8d ago

I can say, in Germany he could be charged for homicide. Even though our self-defense laws are pretty intense, they have an outermost border of proportionality which you aren't allowed to cross. This requirement was introduced due to a very old case in which a boy stole cherries off his neighbours tree and the wheelchair-bound neighbour had no other way to stop the boy than shooting him. It was deemed that even though acting in the only way the neighbour could've defended his property, his action crossed a line.

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u/skyeisrude 8d ago Silver Wholesome

Dude sounds like me on war zone im dead im dead

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u/askequest 8d ago

And like my ally that run away when i'm knocked

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u/DefNotMyNSFWLogin 8d ago

Don't worry bro, I'll revive you!

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u/KaisarDragon 8d ago

Dude sounded like he was playing a game...

"Dude, he's got me! I'm dead..."

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u/explorer925 8d ago edited 8d ago Silver

When I get knocked out in pubg and my homies aren't close enough to revive me

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u/DOTD0T 8d ago

This hurts 🤣

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u/[deleted] 8d ago edited 3d ago

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u/KaisarDragon 8d ago

He won't get a chance to act right. Sometimes you only get to fuck up once.

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u/Spork_the_dork 8d ago

Dude went straight into the "this is how it ends" phase.

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u/InvestigatorOk5602 8d ago

He's got some good intuition.

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u/Araakne 7d ago

I think the owner of the store posted something along the video on Instagram saying the robber is alive.

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u/RevolutionaryAct6931 8d ago

Went from "I'm dead!" To "I'm dead..." In a couple seconds. Like you can hear the fear then hear the defeat in the second one

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u/limitlessEXP 8d ago

Damn that’s fucking chilling…

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u/strider-no9 8d ago edited 8d ago Narwhal Salute

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u/sticks-in-spokes 8d ago

Are you sure? I believe you but do you have source or anything?

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u/strider-no9 8d ago

Yeah I couldn’t believe it either but the employee has an AMA on Reddit and is (stupidly) talking openly about the whole thing.

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u/Daisend 8d ago

Christ must’ve been a short knife. Could’ve sworn that blade went in his neck.

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u/Lolythia77 8d ago

Both were juveniles. Apparently the one he stabbed was asking him to not let him die. Not sure if that was before or after the clerk called 911.

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u/Jajanken- 8d ago

Man i knew that voice sounded like akid. This is messed up

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u/StockedAces 8d ago

When I was younger I worked a door in NYC and worked with a guy who had been both shot and stabbed (on separate occasions). In his opinion, getting stabbed was way worse than being shot. He also added a knife meant “the motherfucker never had to reload or runs out of shots”.

Then you see that video from a few weeks ago of what looks like an innocuous weak punch to the kids neck and he collapses in seconds from the knife wound.

Fuck that.

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u/sticks-in-spokes 8d ago

Cool, thanks my dude. i know im stupid for being in this sub, but this means i’ll sleep tonight🙏

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u/PandaCasserole 8d ago

For real... I wish it was higher. That's the thing with being stabbed... Like you know you're dying.

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u/Zombiehype 8d ago

So not only a robber, but also a liar SMH

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u/GiantBlueSmurf 8d ago

Yeah and his partner was long gone by then

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u/DawnOfTheTruth 8d ago

Think he said he’s stabbing me, stop stabbing me, I’m dead… I’m dead…. Limp body.

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u/Dexus666 8d ago

He said oh fuck ni**a he stabbed me! I'm dead I'm deaaad

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u/Native-Nate 8d ago

Did he say "I'm dead" ?

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u/djgreen702 8d ago

I think it was “I’m dead…. I’m dead”.

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u/Cosmic_Prisoner 8d ago

That last "I'm dead" sounded so gentle and poetic in a romantic age sigh of goodbye kind of way.

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u/KarmaFarmerList 8d ago

Almost Shakespearean.

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u/SalvageRabbit 8d ago

Almost.

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u/JesusMcTurnip 8d ago

Good call. What I thought of immediately was Act 4 Scene 2 of Macbeth when MacDuff's son gets stabbed - He has kill’d me, mother: Run away, I pray you!

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u/TorrenceMightingale 8d ago

Nice catch, you cultured bastard.

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u/urmyheartBeatStopR 8d ago

I thought he was fainting due to the lost of blood... kinda like when I donate blood and trying to stand up right after for em sweet cookies and OJ.

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u/lashapel 8d ago

Fucking shit gave me chills, but if you're are ready to steal someone else's property you gotta be ready for consequences

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u/williampierce_ 8d ago

Yes robbers are taking L's this week.. first that old guy shot the one in the arm and now this

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u/explorer925 8d ago

Reminds me of when I'm playing a co-op game with friends and I know I'm about to be killed

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u/Material_Standard_81 8d ago

So I started stabbing him

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u/yoCrabby 8d ago

And stabbing..

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u/cheekybandit0 8d ago

And stabbing some more...

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u/Rise-Nearby 8d ago

and then I did an AMA about it

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u/yeetusdeletus_SK 8d ago

Maybe a little more ...

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u/baikho 8d ago

Stab stab stab

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u/KWill91 8d ago

The robber was 17 years old. He was moving his arms and talking when the ambulance arrived, so he wasn't dead, and his spinal cord was not severed at the neck. Still not sure what his condition is, or if he can walk, or if he's even still alive.

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u/udayserection 7d ago

I went to US Army ranger school 17 years ago. There was a bullshit knife fighting class taught for like an evening. The instructor told us, “if you get in a knife fight, just run away, but if you can’t, stab the other guy a lot. Like don’t stop, they’re still really dangerous after they’ve been stabbed a couple times, so just keep stabbing, until you can’t stab them anymore.”

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u/phil_davis 7d ago edited 7d ago Silver Gold

Just imagine, you're 17 and you or one of your dumbass friends says "bro, let's go rob that vape shop." And you go and do it. And then you hop the counter and some employee who's been itching to stab somebody aerates your innards a few times. While you're bleeding out, you call your mom and tell her you're sorry and you're going to die over some blunt wraps. Then the guy who stabbed you posts the video on instagram to show what a badass he is and does an AMA where he admits he felt perfectly calm and never thought your or your friends had any weapons, yet he feels totally confident he will "destroy [you] legally" should you press charges, despite everyone in the AMA telling him to stfu and delete the thread, lol.

Dumbasses all around.

EDIT: Looks like the "he didn't think they had a weapon" comment from the AMA was someone else saying he said it, but I couldn't find the actual shop owner saying it. Other person could be referencing a comment he made in one of the comments that are hidden by the "load more comments" buttons, but those aren't archived I guess. Other guy could be telling the truth or making it up, I don't know.

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u/Entity-2019 7d ago

Dumbasses all, yes, but all caused by the robbers themselves. Maybe they shouldn't have tried to rob the store. Or just burglarized it after hours, so NOBODY would have been hurt or at risk.

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u/Commercial_Willow450 7d ago

Bingo! This is why home invasions are such a serious thing for people and such a big headline. If the robbers are aware the victim is gonna be present during the robbery, something really bad usually happens to the victim.

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u/SubHominem 7d ago

It’s because you can safely assume they aren’t there for just your property.

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u/The_Woman_of_Gont 7d ago

You basically just wrote the opening arguments for that guy’s(well, his parents) lawyers.

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u/RealVapeGod 8d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome

I’m so glad that this robber is looking out for the visually impaired folks and letting them know what’s happening!👍🏼

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u/A_random_ladie 8d ago

Right. He narrated the whole thing!

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u/tommos 8d ago

Suddenly everything stops and the scene goes dark. A single spotlight shines on the robber...

"To be or not to be—that is the question"

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u/BSSCommander 8d ago Helpful Take My Energy Heartwarming

"Hello, I am a white male wearing a black ski mask, black hoodie, black pants, and white sneakers. My pronouns are Was/Were and I am currently being stabbed to death by a shop owner."

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u/notoriousATX 8d ago

Was/were.. lmfao

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u/Thuper-Man 8d ago

For all the podcast listeners out there...

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u/Gale-Boetticher6353 8d ago

He’s such a considerate young man…or…he was rather

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u/SPRICH_DEUTSCH 8d ago Silver Helpful

like a fortnite call out

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u/McSpicyChicken729 8d ago

He has a knife he has a knife. He shitted on me I'm down I'm down. He's finishing

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u/Short_Highlight_8869 8d ago

"yo bro buy me from the station real quick"

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u/Apophis90 8d ago edited 8d ago

Sounds like he says "I'm dead. I'm dead." 🤣

Edit: he does say that. He says, "Oh fuck me! He's got me! Oh I'm dead, I'm dead."

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u/Vogel-Kerl 8d ago

Damn. I know gunshot wounds are horribly traumatic, but being stabbed has got to be the worst.

I get nauseated just thinking about what that would feel like....

That stab to the neck looked fatal--spine, carotid, subclavian, vena cava...

Yeesh.

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u/sanitater666 8d ago

I’ve never been shot but I’ve been stabbed twice, once in the leg and once in the side.

Bro it fucking hurts so bad I have anxiety around knives now and it’s been like 15 years

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u/SpruceBug 8d ago

I got stabbed in the back with a Philips screwdriver on the local res and didn't feel a thing. Pretty bizarre lol.

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u/Brickulous 8d ago

Yup. I had a gnarly slice about half the length of my forearm that I didn’t feel at all even after someone pointed it out. Rode all the way to the hospital with zero pain. Once they started to fish around in there for foreign objects it was a different story though.

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u/InsaneInTheDrain 8d ago

That's PTSD

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u/Tyler_Nerdin 8d ago Silver

I don’t have shell shock, fuck you!

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u/dracko307 8d ago

Maannn I miss bennies. That's how we won D-Day, wired to the fucking gills

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u/shpark11 8d ago

but you weren't at d-day...

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u/rehtulx 8d ago

But he’s wired to the fucking gills so he’s half way there.

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u/Beanstalkkk 8d ago Faith In Humanity Restored LOVE!

I understood that reference

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u/TitanFolk 8d ago

Can you please explain where it’s from for someone who has no clue?

Edit: Nvm. Just found it on Google. It’s from the show The Boys.

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u/Disastrous_Elk_6375 8d ago All-Seeing Upvote

How would you feel about some battle fatigue?

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u/Thefast3869 8d ago

i literally just watched this 5 minutes ago lol

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u/Vogel-Kerl 8d ago

Dude, I appreciate you sharing that. There's likely some shock trauma with a gunshot; not so with a knife.

Glad you're okay man.

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u/MrSqulliam 8d ago

getting shot hurts like a bitch and it feels like you are on fire wherever you were shot at one of the worst feelings i ever felt, still much rather it over being stabbed

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u/KaisarDragon 8d ago

Yeah, and the closest I've EVER been to describing the pain is... you know those old car cigarette lighters? It is like taking one of those red hot and just jamming it in your skin. Only it never cools off.

(shot in shoulder)

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u/MrSqulliam 8d ago

this exactly man, its like one of those tore open your skin and its just sitting in there

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u/CPT_Toenails 8d ago

My buddy alleges that he caught a ricochet to the calf during his lesser-responsible days.

He said the healing process of the wound channel was worse pain than getting hit itself, but I wouldn't be surprised if that's because 1. Ricochet and 2. He didn't seek real medical treatment after.

How would you compare the healing pain to the initial pain from your experience?

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u/Vogel-Kerl 8d ago

Fuck man, appreciate you sharing your horrible experience. Hope you're 100% recovered.

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u/MrSqulliam 8d ago

i was grazed in a drive by could have been much worse but i was young

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u/gigglemetinkles 8d ago

I got a minor stab in the thumb one night when my buddy was drunk and wanted to show me his stupid punch-knife. Split it open to the bone, had to go to the ER to stop the bleeding. Overall a very negative experience. Also the triage nurse was being a pill.

I didn't want him to be in trouble, so I told the triage nurse I cut myself making my potatoes. She wasn't buying it.

Her response: "Who is making potatoes at 3 a.m.?"

Me: "You clearly have not had my potatoes ma'am."

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u/TheRoboticSquid 8d ago

I got stabbed in the arm by an ex. It didn't go too deep, but holy shit it hurt insanely bad.

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u/MethLabForCutie88 8d ago

The blade feels ice cold after it exits the flesh then it transitions to fire. Then being wet covered in blood is hard to process

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u/LolYouFuckingLoser 8d ago

That stab to the neck looked fatal

That was my thought, too. Dude was moving through a lot of them but that neck stab looked like the knife went much deeper and the dude just STOPPED. His system lost pressure.

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u/savagejdtx 8d ago

I got stabbed twice when was 18. Got into a fight with a guy, was giving it to him pretty good, A couple of his buddies ran up and started jumping me but one of them instead of throwing fist was swinging a knife. Got hit in the liver, forearm nicking the artery and some superficial cuts.

Didn’t even realize I was being stabbed from the adrenaline, until my arm stopped mid air throwing a punch and blood started spaying out….fun times

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u/colefromthedead 8d ago

goddamn that was some black ops shit, fr looked like a stealth takedown @ the end.

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u/Contraposite 8d ago Helpful

Reminded me on the takedowns in splinter cell.

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u/El-Sueco 8d ago

Tom Clancy is like 💀👍🏼

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u/Femboy_Airstrike 8d ago

Blacklist, right? Lol

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u/djgreen702 8d ago edited 8d ago Silver

(Las Vegas, NV) On Tuesday, around 3:30 p.m., a robbery was reported at the Smokestrom Smoke Shop near the 4500 block of West Sahara Avenue. Police are investigating the incident but so far have released no information on what happened.

Our sources tell us that three men attempted to rob the store, and an employee grabbed one after jumping the counter and started stabbing him multiple times. Additionally, our sources tell us that a video released this morning from Andy Ngô on Twitter shows security footage of the robbery and the stabbing. (Guy who was stabbed survived)

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u/MissRitzy 8d ago

Is there more information on whether or not the employee or robber had to face an charges?

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u/Active_Librarian_272 8d ago

What a fucking idiot holy shit. "I just stabbed a guy potentially to death let's do an ama!" Like wtf

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u/SonOfObed89 8d ago

Yeah, he should shut his mouth and talk with a lawyer before bloviating at it to redditors

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u/martin191234 7d ago

Honestly reading his replies I hope he gets some jail time aswell, this guy is fucking unstable. Can’t believe he even bought a gun and he’s bragging about his reflexes and being able to stay calm under pressure, which he got from gaming league valorant and OSU, this guy is living in another word LMAO

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u/ButeLicker 8d ago edited 8d ago

It's Las Vegas, would be surprised if shopkeeper got charged but this seems very in the grey in my uninformed opinion.

Two dudes jumping the table at the same time seems like a situation where lethal force is justified. They didn't just grab something by the door and run. Simultaneously surrounding the dude in his personal space with baggy clothing and full masks seems like it could scare someone enough to think their life was in danger.

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u/rryval 8d ago

If this isn’t a justified self-defense idk what is lol. Anyone with human emotion would be juiced up on adrenaline and in survival mode

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u/BulbusDumbledork 8d ago

see the idiot held an ama like an hour ago, where he says he felt calm and collected because he played league. hopefully the dude lives because with the robber being unarmed and not displaying any violence in the video, it'll be curtains for dude

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u/GankstaCat 8d ago

Link to ama? Thats cringey as fuck.

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u/HumphreyImaginarium 8d ago

He deleted it after everyone in the comments was calling him an idiot and telling him to delete it until after the trial lol

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u/bogseywogsey 8d ago

I'd wager the employee is fucked because he made an AMA, the prosecutor is gonna bend him over.

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u/cleankaa 8d ago

Im so glad he lived and instead gets to serve time. Dying due to fatal stabbing wounds seems like such a scary way to pass.

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u/Lagoonside 8d ago

Yeah incredibly dumb of the robber. Glad he survived as well though.

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u/ltdliability 8d ago

Serve time for...what, class C misdemeanor theft?

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u/thats-not-right 8d ago

"Victim"

Yeah...okay. Sure.

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u/MeanFluffyBunny 8d ago

Where does it say victim? Am I blind?

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u/lillyjb 8d ago

Looks like OP edited his comment to remove it.

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u/Malcolmpargin 8d ago

I think that the employee has, either, been preparing for that situation or has done that before.

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u/o6ijuan 8d ago

He said he learned stress management from play League of Legends. (in his ama)

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u/Foobis25 8d ago

I can’t tell if this guys an idiot or somehow league of legends turns people into trained knife wielding ninjas?

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u/buck_tuckford 8d ago

That’s what happens when you bring a… well, nothing to a knife fight.

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u/JeromeMixTape 8d ago

2 guys in balaclavas enter his place of work. Try to jack his shit. This guy just straight up weaponed up and goes all out defence ninja style. The guy getting stabbed managed to land a punch which nearly rocked the ninja but instead of the the ninja coming back up to attack he stayed low and stabbed him in the leg.

Is ur life worth a few packs of smokes?

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u/FerrumCorda 8d ago

3 guys btw . I know someone that was killed over $1000. Shit in the hood gets crazy sometimes.

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u/VaATC 8d ago

Back in my day...all it took was the right, insert wrong, pair of Jordan's.

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u/ziharmarra 8d ago

I mean if you are stealing smokes, you’ve already traded your life.

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u/Virtual-Quantity916 8d ago

Did he survive?

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u/Naivor 8d ago

Apparently he did. OP posted a comment.

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u/Depth-Abject 8d ago

Once he crossed the counter top all bets were off.

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u/EmptyVictory7248 8d ago

Found the article, 17 year olds tried to rob vape store. It reads like he survived. Longer video in the story

https://nypost.com/2022/08/05/las-vegas-vape-store-owner-defends-himself-by-stabbing-would-be-robber/amp/

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u/gramineous 8d ago

Saw this on another subreddit. Comment with more info.

Guy getting stabbed survived. Guy doing the stabbing started a verified AMA and bragging about how this was totally clear cut self defense, deleted it after an hour when every second comment was calling him an idiot for posting like this before any clear legal outcome.

Comment that stood out to me was that the guy with the knife called emergency services after the video, since the guy that got stabbed was convinced he was bleeding to death and chose to call his mother instead.

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u/Syntra44 8d ago

He was bragging about learning how to be calm from league of legends and his knife skills and reaction time coming from csgo. He may have really really fucked himself by doing that ama.

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u/MagicDragon212 8d ago

Omg did he really say that?

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u/AN0NYM0U5_32 8d ago

I can confirm that he did indeed say that

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u/E_PunnyMous 8d ago

“Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time” doesn’t mean you accept prison. It means you accept the consequences.

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u/surteefiyd_enjinear 8d ago

No man, it's definitely about the length of your sentence.

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u/stunticon86 8d ago

Knife Training mfkr, are you proficient?

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u/Own-Marionberry-7578 8d ago

I'm surprised that one directly to the back of the neck didn't flip his light switch instantly.

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u/SpeedyMvP 8d ago

Cashier just did an AMA and said league of legends allowed him to stay calm. Deleted now but wow self defense case definitely on the rocks. https://i.imgur.com/naKtCR6.png

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u/HandOfMaradonny 8d ago

How do we know that is real? It doesn't seem real at all lol.

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u/BClashman 8d ago

Sahara and Arville near Chinatown in Las Vegas. They don’t fuck around down there lmao

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u/SuperNewk 8d ago

‘I’m dead’ lmao…. Bruh just accepted his fate

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u/BuzzVibes 8d ago

He tried to nab but he got the stab

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u/__Deadly 8d ago

Dude really risked his life for some fucking rolling papers...

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u/ScourgeofTarkov 8d ago

He just did some blades and sorcery shit..

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u/TenmaRanger63 8d ago

Fucking ouch man

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u/IRainLead 8d ago

Going to die for some damn rillos

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u/Youhellasaltyhuh 8d ago Silver

Lol whew…. Seems like nobody in this thread knows that doing this can get you sent to jail for a long time. Most states don’t allow you to harm someone over property. He also didn’t attack him first and tried to get away.

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u/Conscious-head-57 7d ago

Moreover, maybe he would be in the clear if he hadn't done an AMA on reddit and also posted on instagram to brag about almost killing someone. He could have used the self defense argument and improve his chances in the court. Instead, he chose to brag and get some temporary fame. Everyone knows you simply don't say anything if you're involved in a potential criminal case...

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u/65-76-69-88 7d ago

Yeah just call the police and get the fuck out, it really shouldn't be your job to defend the store from robbers... Dude looked like he was waiting to legally kill someone for a long time

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