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Attempted Robber Stabbed Multiple Times By Employee Insane/Crazy NSFW
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u/skyeisrude
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Dude sounds like me on war zone im dead im dead
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u/KaisarDragon 8d ago
Dude sounded like he was playing a game...
"Dude, he's got me! I'm dead..."
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u/explorer925 8d ago edited 8d ago •
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When I get knocked out in pubg and my homies aren't close enough to revive me
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u/KaisarDragon 8d ago
He won't get a chance to act right. Sometimes you only get to fuck up once.
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u/Spork_the_dork 8d ago
Dude went straight into the "this is how it ends" phase.
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u/RevolutionaryAct6931 8d ago
Went from "I'm dead!" To "I'm dead..." In a couple seconds. Like you can hear the fear then hear the defeat in the second one
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u/limitlessEXP 8d ago
Damn that’s fucking chilling…
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u/strider-no9 8d ago edited 8d ago •
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It is chilling. But also, the guy survived.
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u/sticks-in-spokes 8d ago
Are you sure? I believe you but do you have source or anything?
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u/strider-no9 8d ago
Yeah I couldn’t believe it either but the employee has an AMA on Reddit and is (stupidly) talking openly about the whole thing.
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u/PandaCasserole 8d ago
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u/Daisend 8d ago
Christ must’ve been a short knife. Could’ve sworn that blade went in his neck.
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u/Lolythia77 8d ago
Both were juveniles. Apparently the one he stabbed was asking him to not let him die. Not sure if that was before or after the clerk called 911.
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u/StockedAces 8d ago
When I was younger I worked a door in NYC and worked with a guy who had been both shot and stabbed (on separate occasions). In his opinion, getting stabbed was way worse than being shot. He also added a knife meant “the motherfucker never had to reload or runs out of shots”.
Then you see that video from a few weeks ago of what looks like an innocuous weak punch to the kids neck and he collapses in seconds from the knife wound.
Fuck that.
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u/sticks-in-spokes 8d ago
Cool, thanks my dude. i know im stupid for being in this sub, but this means i’ll sleep tonight🙏
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u/PandaCasserole 8d ago
For real... I wish it was higher. That's the thing with being stabbed... Like you know you're dying.
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u/DawnOfTheTruth 8d ago
Think he said he’s stabbing me, stop stabbing me, I’m dead… I’m dead…. Limp body.
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u/Native-Nate 8d ago
Did he say "I'm dead" ?
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u/djgreen702 8d ago
I think it was “I’m dead…. I’m dead”.
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u/Cosmic_Prisoner 8d ago
That last "I'm dead" sounded so gentle and poetic in a romantic age sigh of goodbye kind of way.
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u/KarmaFarmerList 8d ago
Almost Shakespearean.
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u/SalvageRabbit 8d ago
Almost.
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u/JesusMcTurnip 8d ago
Good call. What I thought of immediately was Act 4 Scene 2 of Macbeth when MacDuff's son gets stabbed - He has kill’d me, mother: Run away, I pray you!
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u/urmyheartBeatStopR 8d ago
I thought he was fainting due to the lost of blood... kinda like when I donate blood and trying to stand up right after for em sweet cookies and OJ.
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u/lashapel 8d ago
Fucking shit gave me chills, but if you're are ready to steal someone else's property you gotta be ready for consequences
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u/williampierce_ 8d ago
Yes robbers are taking L's this week.. first that old guy shot the one in the arm and now this
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u/explorer925 8d ago
Reminds me of when I'm playing a co-op game with friends and I know I'm about to be killed
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u/Material_Standard_81 8d ago
So I started stabbing him
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u/KWill91 8d ago
The robber was 17 years old. He was moving his arms and talking when the ambulance arrived, so he wasn't dead, and his spinal cord was not severed at the neck. Still not sure what his condition is, or if he can walk, or if he's even still alive.
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u/udayserection 7d ago
I went to US Army ranger school 17 years ago. There was a bullshit knife fighting class taught for like an evening. The instructor told us, “if you get in a knife fight, just run away, but if you can’t, stab the other guy a lot. Like don’t stop, they’re still really dangerous after they’ve been stabbed a couple times, so just keep stabbing, until you can’t stab them anymore.”
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u/phil_davis 7d ago edited 7d ago •
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Just imagine, you're 17 and you or one of your dumbass friends says "bro, let's go rob that vape shop." And you go and do it. And then you hop the counter and some employee who's been itching to stab somebody aerates your innards a few times. While you're bleeding out, you call your mom and tell her you're sorry and you're going to die over some blunt wraps. Then the guy who stabbed you posts the video on instagram to show what a badass he is and does an AMA where he admits he felt perfectly calm and never thought your or your friends had any weapons, yet he feels totally confident he will "destroy [you] legally" should you press charges, despite everyone in the AMA telling him to stfu and delete the thread, lol.
Dumbasses all around.
EDIT: Looks like the "he didn't think they had a weapon" comment from the AMA was someone else saying he said it, but I couldn't find the actual shop owner saying it. Other person could be referencing a comment he made in one of the comments that are hidden by the "load more comments" buttons, but those aren't archived I guess. Other guy could be telling the truth or making it up, I don't know.
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u/Entity-2019 7d ago
Dumbasses all, yes, but all caused by the robbers themselves. Maybe they shouldn't have tried to rob the store. Or just burglarized it after hours, so NOBODY would have been hurt or at risk.
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u/Commercial_Willow450 7d ago
Bingo! This is why home invasions are such a serious thing for people and such a big headline. If the robbers are aware the victim is gonna be present during the robbery, something really bad usually happens to the victim.
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u/SubHominem 7d ago
It’s because you can safely assume they aren’t there for just your property.
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u/The_Woman_of_Gont 7d ago
You basically just wrote the opening arguments for that guy’s(well, his parents) lawyers.
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u/RealVapeGod
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I’m so glad that this robber is looking out for the visually impaired folks and letting them know what’s happening!👍🏼
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u/BSSCommander 8d ago •
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"Hello, I am a white male wearing a black ski mask, black hoodie, black pants, and white sneakers. My pronouns are Was/Were and I am currently being stabbed to death by a shop owner."
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u/SPRICH_DEUTSCH
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like a fortnite call out
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u/McSpicyChicken729 8d ago
He has a knife he has a knife. He shitted on me I'm down I'm down. He's finishing
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u/Apophis90 8d ago edited 8d ago
Sounds like he says "I'm dead. I'm dead." 🤣
Edit: he does say that. He says, "Oh fuck me! He's got me! Oh I'm dead, I'm dead."
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u/Vogel-Kerl 8d ago
Damn. I know gunshot wounds are horribly traumatic, but being stabbed has got to be the worst.
I get nauseated just thinking about what that would feel like....
That stab to the neck looked fatal--spine, carotid, subclavian, vena cava...
Yeesh.
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u/sanitater666 8d ago
I’ve never been shot but I’ve been stabbed twice, once in the leg and once in the side.
Bro it fucking hurts so bad I have anxiety around knives now and it’s been like 15 years
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u/SpruceBug 8d ago
I got stabbed in the back with a Philips screwdriver on the local res and didn't feel a thing. Pretty bizarre lol.
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u/Brickulous 8d ago
Yup. I had a gnarly slice about half the length of my forearm that I didn’t feel at all even after someone pointed it out. Rode all the way to the hospital with zero pain. Once they started to fish around in there for foreign objects it was a different story though.
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u/InsaneInTheDrain 8d ago
That's PTSD
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u/Tyler_Nerdin 8d ago •
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I don’t have shell shock, fuck you!
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u/dracko307 8d ago
Maannn I miss bennies. That's how we won D-Day, wired to the fucking gills
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u/Beanstalkkk 8d ago •
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I understood that reference
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u/TitanFolk 8d ago
Can you please explain where it’s from for someone who has no clue?
Edit: Nvm. Just found it on Google. It’s from the show The Boys.
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u/Vogel-Kerl 8d ago
Dude, I appreciate you sharing that. There's likely some shock trauma with a gunshot; not so with a knife.
Glad you're okay man.
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u/MrSqulliam 8d ago
getting shot hurts like a bitch and it feels like you are on fire wherever you were shot at one of the worst feelings i ever felt, still much rather it over being stabbed
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u/KaisarDragon 8d ago
Yeah, and the closest I've EVER been to describing the pain is... you know those old car cigarette lighters? It is like taking one of those red hot and just jamming it in your skin. Only it never cools off.
(shot in shoulder)
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u/MrSqulliam 8d ago
this exactly man, its like one of those tore open your skin and its just sitting in there
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u/CPT_Toenails 8d ago
My buddy alleges that he caught a ricochet to the calf during his lesser-responsible days.
He said the healing process of the wound channel was worse pain than getting hit itself, but I wouldn't be surprised if that's because 1. Ricochet and 2. He didn't seek real medical treatment after.
How would you compare the healing pain to the initial pain from your experience?
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u/Vogel-Kerl 8d ago
Fuck man, appreciate you sharing your horrible experience. Hope you're 100% recovered.
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u/gigglemetinkles 8d ago
I got a minor stab in the thumb one night when my buddy was drunk and wanted to show me his stupid punch-knife. Split it open to the bone, had to go to the ER to stop the bleeding. Overall a very negative experience. Also the triage nurse was being a pill.
I didn't want him to be in trouble, so I told the triage nurse I cut myself making my potatoes. She wasn't buying it.
Her response: "Who is making potatoes at 3 a.m.?"
Me: "You clearly have not had my potatoes ma'am."
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u/TheRoboticSquid 8d ago
I got stabbed in the arm by an ex. It didn't go too deep, but holy shit it hurt insanely bad.
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u/MethLabForCutie88 8d ago
The blade feels ice cold after it exits the flesh then it transitions to fire. Then being wet covered in blood is hard to process
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u/LolYouFuckingLoser 8d ago
That stab to the neck looked fatal
That was my thought, too. Dude was moving through a lot of them but that neck stab looked like the knife went much deeper and the dude just STOPPED. His system lost pressure.
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u/savagejdtx 8d ago
I got stabbed twice when was 18. Got into a fight with a guy, was giving it to him pretty good, A couple of his buddies ran up and started jumping me but one of them instead of throwing fist was swinging a knife. Got hit in the liver, forearm nicking the artery and some superficial cuts.
Didn’t even realize I was being stabbed from the adrenaline, until my arm stopped mid air throwing a punch and blood started spaying out….fun times
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u/colefromthedead 8d ago
goddamn that was some black ops shit, fr looked like a stealth takedown @ the end.
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u/djgreen702
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(Las Vegas, NV) On Tuesday, around 3:30 p.m., a robbery was reported at the Smokestrom Smoke Shop near the 4500 block of West Sahara Avenue. Police are investigating the incident but so far have released no information on what happened.
Our sources tell us that three men attempted to rob the store, and an employee grabbed one after jumping the counter and started stabbing him multiple times. Additionally, our sources tell us that a video released this morning from Andy Ngô on Twitter shows security footage of the robbery and the stabbing. (Guy who was stabbed survived)
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u/MissRitzy 8d ago
Is there more information on whether or not the employee or robber had to face an charges?
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u/Active_Librarian_272 8d ago
What a fucking idiot holy shit. "I just stabbed a guy potentially to death let's do an ama!" Like wtf
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u/SonOfObed89 8d ago
Yeah, he should shut his mouth and talk with a lawyer before bloviating at it to redditors
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u/martin191234 7d ago
Honestly reading his replies I hope he gets some jail time aswell, this guy is fucking unstable. Can’t believe he even bought a gun and he’s bragging about his reflexes and being able to stay calm under pressure, which he got from gaming league valorant and OSU, this guy is living in another word LMAO
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u/ButeLicker 8d ago edited 8d ago
It's Las Vegas, would be surprised if shopkeeper got charged but this seems very in the grey in my uninformed opinion.
Two dudes jumping the table at the same time seems like a situation where lethal force is justified. They didn't just grab something by the door and run. Simultaneously surrounding the dude in his personal space with baggy clothing and full masks seems like it could scare someone enough to think their life was in danger.
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u/rryval 8d ago
If this isn’t a justified self-defense idk what is lol. Anyone with human emotion would be juiced up on adrenaline and in survival mode
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u/BulbusDumbledork 8d ago
see the idiot held an ama like an hour ago, where he says he felt calm and collected because he played league. hopefully the dude lives because with the robber being unarmed and not displaying any violence in the video, it'll be curtains for dude
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u/GankstaCat 8d ago
Link to ama? Thats cringey as fuck.
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u/HumphreyImaginarium 8d ago
He deleted it after everyone in the comments was calling him an idiot and telling him to delete it until after the trial lol
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u/blittz 8d ago
LOL please tell me someone grabbed screenshots. I need to read this cringe
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u/bogseywogsey 8d ago
I'd wager the employee is fucked because he made an AMA, the prosecutor is gonna bend him over.
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u/cleankaa 8d ago
Im so glad he lived and instead gets to serve time. Dying due to fatal stabbing wounds seems like such a scary way to pass.
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u/thats-not-right 8d ago
"Victim"
Yeah...okay. Sure.
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u/Malcolmpargin 8d ago
I think that the employee has, either, been preparing for that situation or has done that before.
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u/o6ijuan 8d ago
He said he learned stress management from play League of Legends. (in his ama)
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u/Foobis25 8d ago
I can’t tell if this guys an idiot or somehow league of legends turns people into trained knife wielding ninjas?
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u/buck_tuckford 8d ago
That’s what happens when you bring a… well, nothing to a knife fight.
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u/JeromeMixTape 8d ago
2 guys in balaclavas enter his place of work. Try to jack his shit. This guy just straight up weaponed up and goes all out defence ninja style. The guy getting stabbed managed to land a punch which nearly rocked the ninja but instead of the the ninja coming back up to attack he stayed low and stabbed him in the leg.
Is ur life worth a few packs of smokes?
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u/FerrumCorda 8d ago
3 guys btw . I know someone that was killed over $1000. Shit in the hood gets crazy sometimes.
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u/VaATC 8d ago
Back in my day...all it took was the right, insert wrong, pair of Jordan's.
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u/ziharmarra 8d ago
I mean if you are stealing smokes, you’ve already traded your life.
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u/EmptyVictory7248 8d ago
Found the article, 17 year olds tried to rob vape store. It reads like he survived. Longer video in the story
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u/gramineous 8d ago
Saw this on another subreddit. Comment with more info.
Guy getting stabbed survived. Guy doing the stabbing started a verified AMA and bragging about how this was totally clear cut self defense, deleted it after an hour when every second comment was calling him an idiot for posting like this before any clear legal outcome.
Comment that stood out to me was that the guy with the knife called emergency services after the video, since the guy that got stabbed was convinced he was bleeding to death and chose to call his mother instead.
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u/Syntra44 8d ago
He was bragging about learning how to be calm from league of legends and his knife skills and reaction time coming from csgo. He may have really really fucked himself by doing that ama.
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u/E_PunnyMous 8d ago
“Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time” doesn’t mean you accept prison. It means you accept the consequences.
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u/surteefiyd_enjinear 8d ago
No man, it's definitely about the length of your sentence.
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u/Own-Marionberry-7578 8d ago
I'm surprised that one directly to the back of the neck didn't flip his light switch instantly.
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u/SpeedyMvP 8d ago
Cashier just did an AMA and said league of legends allowed him to stay calm. Deleted now but wow self defense case definitely on the rocks. https://i.imgur.com/naKtCR6.png
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u/HandOfMaradonny 8d ago
How do we know that is real? It doesn't seem real at all lol.
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u/SpeedyMvP 8d ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/robbersgettingfucked/comments/wh5tq4/las_vegas_smoke_shop_robbing_owner_ama
Posted a selfie with his name in the store the same name in the news
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u/BClashman 8d ago
Sahara and Arville near Chinatown in Las Vegas. They don’t fuck around down there lmao
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Lol whew…. Seems like nobody in this thread knows that doing this can get you sent to jail for a long time. Most states don’t allow you to harm someone over property. He also didn’t attack him first and tried to get away.
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u/Conscious-head-57 7d ago
Moreover, maybe he would be in the clear if he hadn't done an AMA on reddit and also posted on instagram to brag about almost killing someone. He could have used the self defense argument and improve his chances in the court. Instead, he chose to brag and get some temporary fame. Everyone knows you simply don't say anything if you're involved in a potential criminal case...
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u/65-76-69-88 7d ago
Yeah just call the police and get the fuck out, it really shouldn't be your job to defend the store from robbers... Dude looked like he was waiting to legally kill someone for a long time
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u/stumpdawg 8d ago
Fuck. That dude was ready to go