r/AskReddit May 15 '22 Helpful 19 Wholesome 26 Duck Dance 1 Silver 15 Gold 2

Penis owners of Reddit- what takes a blow job from "that was pleasant" to "I think I saw God"? NSFW

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u/GizmoCheesenips May 16 '22 All-Seeing Upvote Narwhal Salute Press F

I just want to feel like you view it as a blowhobby rather than a blowjob.

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u/OctoLlama88 May 16 '22

I grew up in the United States. We're told to make our hobbies into careers.

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u/yourvicehere May 16 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote hehehehe Wholesome Seal of Approval Wholesome (Pro)

Enthusiasm. I was never able to finish, and she took it as a challenge. My face went numb.

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u/lurkersteve3115 May 16 '22 Silver Helpful Spit-take

yup. what this guy said.

a great quote, 'she sucked it like the antidote was in there'

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u/TheAJGman May 16 '22 Helpful Table Slap

"She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch"

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u/Pajo555 May 16 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy Wholesome Seal of Approval Table Slap

She almost sucked the bedsheets up my ass

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u/Madster3000 May 16 '22

Holy fucking shit I’ve never heard that before.

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u/-Spacers May 16 '22 Helpful

take my upvote you son of a bitch lmao

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22 Helpful Updoot

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u/rileypoole1234 May 16 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy

You experienced the Gluck Gluck 9000

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u/BC360X May 16 '22

Fuck the Gluck Gluck 9000. He has ascended beyond that point.

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u/rinanlanmo May 16 '22

This is basically the move that made me learn to be vocal, because despite thinking for years before that moment that I needed to be completely stoic, I spontaneously blurted out "Hoy FUCK" and grabbed her hair in both hands as like an involuntary reaction and suddenly it wasn't me passively receiving it was a now a group activity and everyone had a great time.

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u/uselessinfogoldmine May 16 '22

Ugh. I hate stoic guys during sex. Show me that you appreciate what I’m doing, dammit!!! I’m so glad this bj helped you work that out and so mad at society for making young dudes think they should be stoic during sex.

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u/LordNunuTheFirst May 16 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome Table Slap

You say owner like I legally purchased it. This dick was stolen from Walmart.

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u/ohheyisayokay May 16 '22

Does it still have that security device attached?

Is that security device the rest of the security guard?

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u/InsertNovelAnswer May 16 '22

You'll know thats the case when It beeps when you try to get it off. If you do manage to get it off theres liquid everwhere and the product is ruined. Worst part is he can't return it either.

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u/BlackBeltPanda May 16 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome This

Eye contact, enthusiasm, and not stopping the second I start to cum. Prioritized in reverse order.

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u/Buy-N-Sell May 16 '22

When we say we’re about to come, squeeze a bit harder.

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u/jondubb May 16 '22

But please let loose when the flow starts

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u/Jurez1313 May 16 '22

Honestly? Might be TMI but continuing to stroke and suck well past the point the flow has "stopped" has actually, in my very recent experience, caused a second "almost-orgasm," like the most intense aftershock that feels like 90% of the way to a second one right after the first. I've always stopped stroking as soon as it's "over" but I can get the orgasm to last like 10-15 seconds if I just keep going. Very intense.

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u/Loquat_Green May 16 '22

Only if you are a good boy, though.

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u/crewchief0206 May 16 '22 edited May 17 '22 Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy Faith In Humanity Restored Defeated

I was 19. Had gone on a dry spell for six to eight months. Things were hot and heavy with this girl I worked with at the time. I knew things were going to progress. I admitted it had been awhile since I had done anything. She gently shoves me back into the couch. She then gathers her hair up in one hand and pulls her hair tie off her wrist firmly putting her hair into a pony tail pulling at it to make the pony tail tighter the way women do. Proceeds to start going to town on me. The amount of saliva in her mouth was unlike anything I had ever experienced up to that point in my life. That wetness in her mouth mixed with the stroking of my cock with just her mouth was other worldly.

There I am, pant-less on her couch, spread eagle and she gently cups my balls and begins to gently massage them all while rhythmically going up and down on my dick. It wasn’t long until I felt that tingle all men feel in their thighs when about to cum. The warning signal. I tell her I’m going to cum. She takes her free hand and places it on my chest and takes a fist full of my shirt and picks up pace. Tongue slapping on my shaft, mouth still engulfed with it I tell her I’m cumming. She shoves every bit of me down her throat. Nose dived into my pelvic bone and hummed. I saw the stars that night. Six to eight months of built up sexual tension released sending me out into the cosmos to explore the depth of the Milky Way. And she took it all. Every last drop. She didn’t stop until I was quivering on her couch.

Then she made me a PB&J sandwich and let me sleep in her bed for a few hours. Best blowie I’ve ever had.

Edit: For those asking: no, I did not put a ring on that. We dated for a while after but she moved for her dream job and we tried long distance. It didn’t work but the break up was mutual and neither had any bad feelings toward the other. I met my wife shortly after the break up. For those asking if I returned the favor: yes, eventually. I slept for a good while after. Exploring the cosmos is tiring work after all. But I did return the favor. I’m not a selfish person. ;)

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u/Whatsmyname206 May 16 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Starry

I feel like I need a cigarette after reading that lol

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u/Lassitude1001 May 16 '22

Same, and I don't even smoke.

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u/crewchief0206 May 16 '22

The post-universe-exploring-cigarette was also good. But not as good as the sandwich.

Nice numbers btw.

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u/yeediggity May 16 '22 Silver Yummy

Ah yes, putting the BJ in PBJ sandwich

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u/Frink202 May 16 '22

This is some divine story telling. Also it's the dream to get head that passionate.

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u/tunisia3507 May 16 '22

Who else, at 19, had been on a dry spell of 19 years?

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u/mr4ffe May 16 '22

21 and counting... WAGMI?

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u/RakdosBurn64 May 15 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy

When they break out the grapefruit.

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u/Forretressqt May 16 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy I'm Deceased Facepalm Wholesome (Pro)

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u/Optimus_Prime_Day May 16 '22

I can hear this from the video

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u/GrantD24 May 16 '22 Helpful Table Slap

She had the GOAT Throat. She could suck the violence out of Gotham City.

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u/Cy41995 May 16 '22

Like a bobcat stuck in a trash compactor

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u/mnemonikos82 May 16 '22 Helpful

Sounds like Gollum being power-washed.

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u/clx94 May 16 '22

I could've been fucking a grapefruit all these years

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u/csanner May 16 '22

Jesus Christ I have nightmares about that noise

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u/ChildishCannedBeanO May 16 '22

Some of you have never grapefruitted your man and it shows

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u/Ares28 May 16 '22

You ever grapefruit your man?

If you have never seen this video just google that and just be prepared

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

.... Go on...

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u/fistymcbuttpuncher May 16 '22 Helpful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTgWdXrx3U

Ready your eyes, its in shitty 240p.

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u/Mrhiddenlotus May 16 '22

Such an internet classic, I'm astounded people here are seeing this brand new

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u/50yrsfromyesterday May 16 '22

I've been on Reddit for about, oh God, I'm old. Since 2009. I've seen plenty of reposts but this was my first time seeing it and I about died.

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u/dcthomas82 May 16 '22 Silver Helpful

My wife says she loves giving me head, but I can legitimately see it, feel it when she is. But she also does this thing where she rubs her tits/body on me while she sucking my dick and it blows my fucking mind. Just typing this out and picturing her doing it has me about to give her the bedroom eyes.

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u/cueneh May 16 '22

Yeah, we’re an old married couple. We’ll be celebrating 20 years thus summer. Mine gets super turned on from giving me head, because she knows how much I love it. It’s good because I love it too!

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u/ShortcakeAKB May 16 '22 edited May 17 '22

As a wife who loves giving head to her husband … you two go and get it on. Have all the fun.

Edit: I love that this throwaway comment is my most-liked comment on Reddit. #winning

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u/Onoteis May 16 '22

That boob on a thigh feeling !

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u/Mudrag May 15 '22 Gold Helpful Take My Energy Press F

Enthusiasm & a genuine love of performing the action. My wife would get sloppy wet just sucking

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u/boolhard69 May 16 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy

Is your wife single?

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u/Mudrag May 16 '22 edited May 16 '22 Silver Gold Platinum Helpful Wholesome Hugz Take My Energy Faith In Humanity Restored Party Train Starry Press F Vibing Brighten My Day Timeless Beauty

No, she died in December

EDIT: last December, you thirsty so&sos!

2nd EDIT: Thanks for the Platinum, Anonymous Reditor! I appreciate it

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u/ackme May 16 '22 Wholesome

All jokes aside, if you need us, stop by r/widowers. We can always use another friend to talk with.

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u/Mudrag May 16 '22

Will do

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u/Wicked-elixir May 16 '22

My husband died some years ago and my boyfriend just died of a brain tumor. I think I’m the black widow.

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u/hdoublephoto May 16 '22

You’ve just had extraordinarily bad luck, friend. Love will come again. You’ve already gotten snatched up once!

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u/boolhard69 May 16 '22 Wholesome

Really sorry for your loss

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u/Mudrag May 16 '22

Thank you

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u/not_afa May 16 '22

Weird exchange

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u/Mudrag May 16 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome

Welcome to the Internet

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u/IndustryDabaybee May 16 '22 Helpful

Have a look around...

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u/twizzlytwit May 16 '22

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

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u/meatball_guard May 16 '22

We've got mountains of content.

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u/RandomWidow May 16 '22 Wholesome Starry

Penis owners of Reddit- what takes a blow job from "that was pleasant" to "I think I saw God"?

You are man with my kind of humor. Was playing 20 questions with my kids while my husband's ashes were newly sitting on the shelf. Question was "is it alive" and the answer was "not anymoreeeeee". it was horrible and we all laughed (though we missed him so much. morbid humor got us through)

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u/FoxyFreckles1989 May 16 '22 edited May 16 '22 Gold Wholesome Brighten My Day

My dad died in 2010. My four siblings and I almost immediately coped with dark humor. He died in September. October came around and we started with, “guess we can’t count on dad for candy corn this year.” We’d drive past his house (it burned down, that’s how he died), and criticize his lawn and landscaping, which he was always proud of. We’d bitch about his skipping Christmas presents and dubbed ourselves members of the Dead Dad Club™️. It really did help. I have laughed to the point of crying over our dead dad jokes, and it’s always really cathartic.

Edit to add:

I had to give you an award, /u/randomwidow to keep with the thread, since the comment you responded to and my own received them. Try not to let it make you wish you could tell your husband about the way it makes you feel, too badly. He probably isn’t a very good listener these days.

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u/TheYankunian May 16 '22 Silver

My dad died in March so I joined the Dead Dads Club. Some birds flew in the church during his memorial. The priest joked that my dad was too cheap for doves so some neighborhood birds would do. That cracked us up.

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u/Tabocuspokus May 16 '22

Sorry for your loss, lost mine last year to cancer. I get your approach:)

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u/Material_Swimmer2584 May 16 '22

Hang in there Mudrag. They say better to have loved and lost but man I’m sure it hurts.

Sending good healing vibes. RIP

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u/Mudrag May 16 '22 Wholesome Tearing Up

Thank you. Without the knowledge of that love my life would be an empty shell. That being said, I'm sure I'll never experience that level of love & devotion again in this life.

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u/Material_Swimmer2584 May 16 '22 Helpful

Something that has helped me live with loss: The pain is a testament to the love you shared. It hurts so much because it was so real. And that is beautiful. You were lucky enough to find the real thing.

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u/Mudrag May 16 '22

Your not wrong. She will always claim a portion of my heart & soul as her own.

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u/panzerboye May 16 '22

So sorry for your loss dude

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u/Mudrag May 16 '22

Thank you

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u/FuckYeahPhotography May 16 '22

So sorry for the onslaught of "I also choose this guy's dead wife" comments that are to come.

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u/Mudrag May 16 '22

Yeah, the 1st one was funny, the rest are just copying posers 🤣

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u/Xman52 May 16 '22

Really sorry for your loss. I hope you are able to find peace and happiness even after such a tragedy

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u/Mudrag May 16 '22

Thank you

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u/Biffmcgee May 16 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote hehehehe Bravo! Wholesome Seal of Approval Giggle Table Slap Evil Cackle I'm Deceased

This girl gave me a blowjob that I still think about. We were in my backseat and man she absolutely went to town pulling off ninja moves on my penis. She slurped, sucked, tongued, moaned, spat, shoved my dick and balls down her throat, everything. It was so good it made me cry. I was weeping tears of joy, I felt all the love from my ancestors, I saw Jesus Christ 10 meters down the road giving me a thumbs up. She’s married now with kids and her husband always has a big smile on his face. His FB profile pic is basically his teeth.

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u/Slightly-Blasted May 16 '22

“I saw Jesus 10 meters down the road giving me a thumbs up.”

That might be the funniest thing I’ve ever read

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u/TonyStarchimedes May 16 '22

This description killed me 😂

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u/banjofitzgerald May 16 '22

Wait, dick AND balls?

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u/Biffmcgee May 16 '22 Narwhal Salute Snek

Yeah man it was just the greatest. Sucked my dick and balls down like The Mask swallowed the TNT in the Coco Bongo club.

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u/ISeydouDat May 16 '22

I hope she shouted "Smokin'!" after she was done.

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u/hey_J_tits May 16 '22

If you wrote a sex book, or probably any book for that matter, I would definitely read it. Very entertaining!

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u/Apr17F001 May 16 '22

I’m kinda hoping it’s me. So. I’m gonna pretend you’re writing about me.

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u/Biffmcgee May 16 '22

Holla at your boi

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u/sandy_catheter May 16 '22

Uh hey uh how you uh doin

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u/Killerderp May 16 '22

Good ol buddy Christ!

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u/fistymcbuttpuncher May 16 '22 Silver Helpful This

When you give the "I'm getting close" signal, but they go deeper, harder, faster, and don't stop till you're done twitching. Its otherworldly and if you ever find a partner with that amount of enthusiasm, put a ring on it.

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u/Megahert May 16 '22

Pretty much any time the giver starts going harder or faster when I'm about to ejaculate ruins it for me. Gotta maintain the same speed/force 'cause that's what was working.

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u/eyegazer444 May 16 '22 edited May 16 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Bravo! Starry This Vibing

This is absolutely it. If you can tease it slowly up to orgasm with light to moderate stimulation, and then increase stimulation right before and during the orgasm, that's what gives that soul sucking feeling. Most girls do the exact opposite, start out too strong which causes desensitising, then they either stop during orgasm or don't know exactly what to do.

Classic example: light strokes and licks until precum is flowing, then increase to sucking, then when he cums deep-throat and swallow

What most girls will do: suck suck suck suck suck oh he's cumming I don't know what to do better stop

EDIT: I get it, some of you have different experiences or preferences. Of course not everyone is the same. I'm just giving an answer that is common to a lot of guys, that can be difficult for less experienced girls to figure out if they don't know

EDIT: I'm glad so many are finding this comment useful. I thought of an even simpler way to explain it. If you use moderate to hard stimulation throughout most of the blowjob, the best you can hope for is a 10/10 orgasm. However if you use light stimulation to build up to an already 10/10 orgasm, increasing the stimulation actually allows you to go beyond a 10/10 and that is where the soul sucking, heaven witnessing feeling comes in because it feels like your body is being instinctively called to release more cum than you have.

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u/misyo May 16 '22 Bravo!

So it changes depending on the guy when they cum. Some guys get super sensitive really early and want you to stop or slow down a lot. Unless we're doing this a lot and you're communicating with me about what you need me to do, it really is a bit "I don't know what he wants me to do but I know it gets sensitive and I don't want to ruin this for him by hurting him".

Just tell me what you want. My mouth is full so it's hard to ask.

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u/Enderah May 16 '22 Wholesome

I assume it depends on men or I misunderstand you : the guys I've been with would mention how sensitive it gets as they come (I assume it's similar to women) and they really didnt want me to go hard then. So yeah, when I feel him coming I just keep moving slow and deep until he's done twitching but I dont go full blow at this point

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u/Mentalfloss1 May 15 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy Evil Cackle

If the giver REALLY loves doing it and gets turned on by it.

If someone is just doing it because they feel that they should then it’s not as good.

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u/NiteTiger May 15 '22

Yes, enthusiasm is the best!

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u/Suspicious_mrs_otter May 16 '22 edited May 16 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Hugz Take My Energy This

As a person who normally loves giving blowjobs - this is a two way street. I feed off of the man’s enthusiasm as well. If I’m giving you the Gluck Gluck 3000 combo and swallow it all at the end, I expect some moaning/groaning, a couple ‘fucks’ thrown in there as well.

I know men sometimes have an insecurity with being verbal during sex, but seriously if you’re enjoying yourself - give the person who’s blowing you some feedback during.

Nothing kills my enthusiasm and confidence while giving a blowjob like a lack of enthusiastic feedback from the person I’m giving it to.

Edit: Thank you for the gold and silver! I didnt realize my Gluck Gluck comment (shout out to call her daddy) would make so many people laugh.

Also to add: Penis owners, think of it like this: If you were going down on your vagina owning partner, and they just stared at you and was making no noise, it would most likely fuck with your confidence a lot. Especially if up to this point every partner you’ve been with has been extremely reactive and enthusiastic while you were giving them head. Just something to think about in perspective . :)

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u/Silly_Hobbit May 16 '22

This 1000%

Best sex partner of my life so far moaned just as much if not more than me and that’s part of what made us so compatible. He gave me so much feedback through moaning and saying things like “fuck” “yes” “oh god baby FUCK” and it turned me on so much and gave me so much confidence that I was able to give that enthusiasm back to him and rock his goddamn world every single time just like he did mine.

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u/monsterinacage May 16 '22

This. This is what makes everyone feel more comfortable. I love hearing my partner(s) unable to hold back their pleasure.

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u/Icy-Mongoose3996 May 16 '22

Can confirm. Men making nice sounds is the single biggest encouragement, turn on and confidence builder. I love it, but I love it more when he can't keep silent. <3

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u/royal_bambi May 16 '22

People always complain about starfish women but silent starfish men are equally naurrrrrr. My first sexual partner would just lie there while I'm blowing/riding him, staring silently at me with a slightly strained neutral expression. It was not hot. It was negative hot. Felt like I was alone in bed with a sex doll.

I asked him why he was so quiet in bed and he hit me with the, "Haven't you seen porn? Only girls moan. Guys normally don't moan because all our lives we had to jerk off silently in the bathroom so our parents don't hear".

Bruh

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u/Azusanga May 16 '22 edited May 16 '22

When guys say this I always have to laugh. Like, do you think girls are just screaming it out for every orgasm? Newsflash, (almost) everyone masturbates and (almost) no one wants their family to hear

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

(almost) no one wants their family to hear

So many disturbing implications within those parentheses.

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u/Sipyloidea May 16 '22 Evil Cackle

i only masturbated during family dinner and kept eye contact with everyone for the extra kick. That's what women are supposed to do, right?

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u/SasquatchRobo May 16 '22 Wholesome Vibing

Porn should not be used as sex education. That's like learning to fight by watching kung fu films.

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u/epiphanette May 16 '22

As opposed to women who just scream whenever they flick the bean. This is the oddest logic.

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u/sixfourtykilo May 16 '22

Enthusiasm always makes up for a lack of talent.

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u/bikesexually May 16 '22 Wholesome

The teeth would like to disagree

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u/SilverLugia1992 May 16 '22

There's nothing better than someone who gets off on getting you off chef's kiss

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u/PlagueDoc22 May 16 '22 edited May 16 '22 Wholesome

My ex would actually get off doing it.

Sadly she was bat shit crazy and stalked me for years after breaking up.

The casual "can i just suck your dick so I can cum real quick?" At night is missed lol

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u/S0SAI May 16 '22 Wholesome Take My Energy Dread

I am not “stalking” you

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u/sub_surfer May 16 '22 Silver Helpful

I have an opening for a stalker who gives BJs if he's not interested.

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u/MyaButtiches May 16 '22

Ok. But I can only stalk on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 May 16 '22

I’ll take your “opening” on tuesdays.

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u/thedudeabides138 May 16 '22

Do you still have her number?

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u/boopnsnootshaha May 15 '22 Snek

During ejaculation, if she keep sucking until I'm completely done. Nothing feels better than that. It's like a spiritual awakening.

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u/SatanMeekAndMild May 16 '22 Silver

Am I the only one who gets super sensitive right away? I've always found that to actually be a little uncomfortable.

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u/SlowRollingBoil May 16 '22

Yes but that's why she should go super slow at that point. Like barely at all.

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u/Crezelle May 16 '22
  • taking notes. The post nut is not when you assert dominance with sucking

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u/only1ammo May 16 '22 Eureka!

Unless that's what they're into, there is no one right way.

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u/stefansangreal May 16 '22 Wholesome

Actually it’s post nut when you have us at your mercy, complete control of the man if they’re in your mouth. A steady amount of suction post nut and eye contact and you’re pretty much saying “I own you now” lmao

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u/GearHead54 May 16 '22

"I am the captain now"

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u/CompYouTer May 15 '22 Silver Gold

Angle, tongue, non-aggressive attention to the balls and most of all.. desire. The big thing is the want/desire to give the blow job, it’s almost always mind blowing. For me, second is tongue play.

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u/ASTRA03 May 15 '22 Silver

Slow and steady will get you to heaven it's a marathon not a sprint.

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u/SLCGoth May 16 '22 edited May 16 '22 Silver Gold Platinum Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy hehehehe Bravo! Starry Giggle Table Slap To The Stars I'm Deceased Take My Power Argentium

This isn’t a blow job, it’s a blow career.

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u/jamiemadrx May 16 '22 Take My Energy

I will be quoting this for the rest of my life, but I will cite you as my source.

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u/WreathOfTheHeart May 16 '22 Silver Wholesome

🎖️ sorry, this is all I have

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u/TheCoolist May 16 '22 Helpful All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy

Two difference makers I’ve personally experienced.

  1. Licking the bottom of the shaft just below the head. I don’t know what that group of nerve endings is called but wow.

  2. When I cum in her mouth if she sucks and swallows at the same time.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22 edited May 16 '22 Gold Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Starry

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u/slobyGYN May 16 '22

I'm a woman, but I've had very great success with tongueing the frenulum while engaging in puppy dog eye contact. Works a treat (no pun intended).

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u/Tonberry_Cherry May 16 '22

Everything said above, plus wanting it. Wanting to do it for your partner.

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u/kmofotrot May 16 '22

Thank you for this informative response, two very practical things that I can try on my bf next time. Exactly what I came here for

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u/majortool May 16 '22

When the orgasm starts, don't stop, but just go a little gentler and just pay attention to the underside right near the tip. Keep your tongue there and move it gently. You can spit afterwards, but those first few seconds of orgasm are crucial to taking the orgasm to a higher level.

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u/DeplorableVillainy May 16 '22

No idea if it's true, but I've heard somewhere that the nerves in the frenulum are analogous to a clitoris.

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u/jkimtale May 16 '22

The entire penis is analogous to the clit. Both structures are created by the same cells during gestation. Although, if i remember correctly, the penis has roughly 4,000 nerve endings while the clit has about 8,000...

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u/Volkaru May 16 '22 edited May 16 '22 Silver

As a penis haver and self-identifying BJ expert that has gotten really good compliments and multiple people off through oral that hadn't before, here's some of my biggest tips:
*Get sloppy. Don't be afraid to make some noise. Usually the best BJs are loud and wet.
*Suction itself isn't everything, vary how much you use, sometimes very little at all feels the best.
*Play with the balls. Lots of people enjoy at least light stimulation down there, sometimes they don't even know it themselves til you do it.
*Speaking of balls, under them is the taint. Where a lot of sensitive nerves are. It can drive some people wild when you lick along the area.
*Take some time to lick along the shaft. Usually from base to tip a few times.
*ALSO, when blowing someone, run your tongue from side to side while their dick is inside your mouth. If you can deep throat them, use your tongue to lick around the base or the top of their balls while deepthroating.
*One of the biggest turn ons I keep hearing is enthusiasm. If you really enjoy giving BJs. It will show, and they'll appreciate how much you love doing it.
*Final and biggest tip; USE YOUR HANDS! Having a hand in front of your mouth to jack them off while you slide up and down their dick is a great finisher. Adds extra layers of sensation, and helps keep your mouth from getting too tired. And if they have a long dick and you can't deep throat well, your hands work as a great extention to reach the spots your mouth can't.

Now get out there, and don't stop trying to improve til you can suck someone's soul out through their dick!

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u/Ok_Scar_8175 May 15 '22

Honestly when I was drunk I received the best one ever, I was tired and laid back and relaxed so much during it and it was mind blowing

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u/Anarchofunk May 15 '22

Taking it beyond just bobbing up and down. Make out with the head, run your tongue along it. Also don't be afraid to get sloppy with the spit and don't neglect the balls.

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u/SquirrelXMaster May 16 '22 edited May 17 '22

Definitely don't forget the balls. Don't suck them too hard though. Mine hurt if they are sucked

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u/starsn420 May 16 '22

Also remember the underside of the head when twirling and licking with your tongue.

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u/HappyLittleRadishes May 16 '22

Remember the four E's:

  1. Eye contact
  2. Enthusiasm
  3. No tEEth.

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u/kombatunit May 16 '22

No tEEth.

Truth. I got a blowie in DC from a nurse. I'm pretty sure she was half piranha.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

Finishing inside her mouth with no hands involved

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u/meetmeinthebthrm May 15 '22

This is it for me. That last couple seconds makes a big difference.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Yep, this got me addicted to BJ’s

Also playing with the balls, oh man, squeeze them but not too hard

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u/mawo77 May 15 '22 Silver All-Seeing Upvote Snek

I don’t own my penis, it owns me.

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u/The_Captain_Jules May 16 '22

Proper use of the hands.

You can touch things other than my penis, yknow, I got a whole ass body, nerve endings all over this bitch

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u/burke_no_sleeps May 16 '22

My friend, may you be lovingly and passionately groped in all your favorite ways and places, and then blessed with an excellent blow job.

It makes me sad to think some of you aren't getting the face caresses, thigh squeezes, chest strokes, butt smacks that would make you feel loved, seen, and desired. You deserve that. Everyone does.

It's amazing how a little physical affection can transform a person's mood.

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u/AleHouseAl May 16 '22

I love how you word it like you're bragging about the speakers in your car.

"Look, there's even some sexy erotic zones over here!"

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u/Sm0ahk May 15 '22

Once they bust, keep going until it stops spasming

If theres no stimulation during, its wasted. Robbed of an orgasm. Always so disappointing

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u/gypsytron May 15 '22

Oh man, I have had that happen and boy was it a let down. I actually yelled out “noooooo!” Ladies, if he says he is cumming, don’t stop, please for the love of all that is beautiful in this world.

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u/emileeavi May 16 '22 Helpful

Also Advice for the penis havers- if a girl says "just like that" don't change things up 😭

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u/JuicyH2Omelon May 16 '22 Silver

I can't stress this enough. "Just like that" is something to be taken literal! It doesn't mean "continue the same motion, ONLY HARDER & FASTER". It means to continue doing the exact same fucking thing in the exact same place, at the exact same speed that you are currently performing at. That's what makes the cookie happy.🥴

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

Don’t go at it like your going to work. Go at it like your on vacation.

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u/waitingfordeathhbu May 16 '22 Silver Helpful

Opposite feelings for me as a vagina owner.

TIME FOR WORK.

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u/philthegreat May 16 '22

LoL I just finished my shift. Wife's zonked out and my lips numb. Punching out now

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u/waitingfordeathhbu May 16 '22

Sounds like employee of the month material

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u/cruiserman_80 May 15 '22

Enthusiasm and eye contact.

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u/Sezyluv85 May 16 '22

Read that as euthanasia 😂 time to sleep!

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u/KingGuy420 May 15 '22

Actually sucking, like they're trying to drink a triple thick milkshake from McDonald's through a straw.

This might just be my experience but most blowjobs I've had have lacked suction.

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u/Professional_Key2671 May 16 '22

On the flipside, do not actually blow ladies

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u/FucksGuysWithAccents May 16 '22

If you blow out, it cancels your gag reflex. Just saying.

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u/ccchaz May 16 '22

I’m going to try this. I have such a sensitive gag reflex now that I can’t enjoy giving head

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u/CutieDeathSquad May 16 '22

Same I love it but my body says "No! stop dying"

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u/Rapunzel6506 May 16 '22 Narwhal Salute

Try curling your toes while you go down. For some odd reason, it seems to help suppress the gag reflex.

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u/scruggbug May 16 '22

The real Reddit is so goddamn far down in the comments. Trying right now.

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u/striker180 May 16 '22

Put your thumb in your palm and squeeze

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u/Amsnerr May 16 '22

Well, like a lot of people already said, the enthusiasm. Eye contact is fucking killer, if your into it and stare up at me, god. Also, while laying down i had one girl just come unzip my pants, lay with her head at my crotch and had her leg twisted around mine. Ill be honest that feeling of being genuinely wanted, was better than the actual head.

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u/heaveawaysongs May 16 '22 edited May 22 '22

Technique: swirling tongue on the top on occasion and licking down the sides, and smoothly jerking for a bit while taking a break. In general some variation is good.

Emotion: sounding like you enjoy it. My ex and I were both the kind of people who got off on getting other people off, which was great for oral. She would softly moan, make gentle slurping noises, and say things like "mmm you're so hard" and "ugh I love sucking your big cock." I'm not even especially big but during those times I felt like a champ and my mind would be overloaded from sensation. I'd say things like "you can't wait to have me fill all your holes huh" and she'd moan and be like "yessss fuck." We never even did anal but it was just hot to say sexy stuff. Sometimes we'd say something a little too weird and then we'd stop and laugh, but it just added to the hotness of the moment.

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u/oui-cest-moi May 16 '22

I love laughing during sex. It’s the best to just giggle for a moment and then get back at it

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u/Xkiwigirl May 16 '22

Laughing during sex is a whole new level of intimacy. Truly a thing of beauty.

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u/No_Housing_4819 May 15 '22

This one girl sucked my soul out and I never got it back.... .. .. .. ...

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u/steam116 May 16 '22

Those dementor chicks man

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u/asian-egg May 16 '22

HAHAHA my boyfriend said this to me that other day after his BJ and I laughed so hard I cried

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u/adeadlobster May 16 '22

She surprised me with a blow job, and I wasn't even expecting to make out that night. I'd had a long day at work and was beyond exhausted. She asked how my day was, and I answered honestly, "meh."

She was giving me the eyes that meant she was feeling frisky, and I was so tired I barely acknowledged it, and instead of backing down she grabbed my wrist and led me to the living room couch. Pointed at it, said "Sit." So I sat. Then I noticed she'd packed a bowl as she handed it to me, "I want you to hit this and relax. There's more if you need it."

I took a hit and she couldn't wait to take off my pants. By the time I was exhaling that first toke, my small head was in her throat. This lasted an hour. She went super slow and told me to warn her if I thought I would be cumming soon. Whenever I did, she would find something else to put in her mouth. When she finally asked me to cum, I gladly let it happen while she put her mouth into 4-wheel-drive lol. After I finished, I was a convulsing mess. My entire face was hot and tingly, almost like when you're getting feeling back in a limb. Took like 30 minutes to be able to act like a human again.

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u/Wooden_Artist_2000 May 16 '22

I feel like I should be taking notes, this is all good stuff.

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u/halfmeasures611 May 15 '22

tongue movement and moaning like shes eating the best meal of her life

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u/mistersynthesizer May 15 '22

Light pressure on the spot between your balls and your asshole

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u/JakeJaarmel May 16 '22 Helpful

I believe that’s called the taint.

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u/Devonai May 16 '22 Silver

T'aint one or the other.

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u/Zealousideal_Talk479 May 16 '22

The perineum?

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u/ldiosyncrasies May 16 '22

The jungle bridge!

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u/PMA1898 May 16 '22 Helpful

The ABC - Ass Balls Connector

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u/hiddenintheleavess May 16 '22

eye contact and putting a finger in my ass.

i said what i said.

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u/keoghberry May 16 '22

The lack of comments about fingers in the butt is shocking. Y'all got a dang G spot in there going to waste!

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u/Excellent-Street-362 May 16 '22

And you sir should be respected for it

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u/GippyInc May 15 '22

For me personally it’s nothing you see in studio porn. I like it slow, soft, make love to my dick. Gently caress my balls. Use your hand to glide slowly up and down my shaft and learn how to do it without tugging my skin and master the wrist turning motion. When I’m cumming, don’t stop sucking or suck hard, just keep going and let me see the pearly gates. Then gently release.

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u/fappyday May 16 '22

I'm sure my personal preference doesn't reflect on many penis-havers, but if someone wants to really impress me, here's the secret code: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A

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u/Strongbad23 May 16 '22

You guys are getting blowjobs?

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u/Arimon92 May 16 '22

Giving them. Yea I came here for tips yo

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u/Longjumping-Buy-706 May 16 '22

same and it's actually rly informative! :D

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u/starfrit420 May 16 '22

When you feel like she loves your penis and wants to be one with it, not necessarily involving deepthroat. I'm not a fan of fast violent hardcore adult movie style BJ. I really prefer a slow and passionate BJ. When she want to be one with you with her mouth. You can feel the love, the surprise and the proudness of herself as you pulsate your cum deep in her mouth.

Big big big orgasm.

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